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Nov 8, 2020 9:25 AM
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SaneMax
naarsen82
That is creepy!
koflan
They're even in the same weight class.
tootsie87
I laughed at this for an unhealthy amount of time
Monkeyface8
Have you seen the Spitting Image Trump/Pence/Jared skits? I damn near swallowed my tongue. Treat yo'selves
TrueLegateDamar
Biden should check the walls of the White House when he moves in, Jared might be hiding inside them.
ChalkCoatedDonut
Jared Kushner looks like Joseph Goebbels, doesnt he?
chetnixandflill
He creeps me the fuck out! I bet dogs hate him!
NoGunsNoCats
That's tax dodging Jimmy Carr.
alfmeister6227
I had him down more as a Barbie than a Ken.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
He was never out of doll form, really. The entity known as Jared just left the host corpse.
PicassoCT
The pact was fulfilled, you were president of the us Donald.
tdstar
He looks, and acts, like a Mirror Universe version of Randy Rainbow. Without the music and the lyrics.
in70x
Spitting image of Broms lmao
pandaSloppy
Dolls squeak his voice squeaks too ..Makes sense here is my upvote
MichaelScottWorldsBestBoss
Rorschach on YouTube. It's like the first paranormal activity but with a doll...creepy AF
Neialio
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CommentReposter
Just get some insight ez.
FFBnuuyBoi
Hasn't he always been a puppet?
Imissmycats
Now we need some princess to kiss McConnel so he can finally go back to being a turtle and repopulate his endangered species.
kamesha
Wow, that's presumptuous of you. Maybe you should kiss him instead since it's your idea and all. Leave the princesses out of it.
omnicorpse
Can't we just flip him on his back and let the gulls have at him?
youreablurb
For real though, that’s a pretty damn good movie, which I was surprised about. The sequel is a straight-up turd though.
TrueLegateDamar
Yeah that was stupid, like did the sequel writers even *see* the first movie?
ministryofpeace
He's not a real boy. Or a real man
fbutt09
Ask jiminy cricket knows
mariemcd
I agree - every time I see him I think - God what a small penis he must have (Note - I am a grandmother and he grosses me out!!!)
Weedies617
He's a real piece of shit
megodk
So Donnie can go back to pursuing Ivanka?
roar2O
I mean, has he ever stopped?
DonL9
Melania: "I told you, Donald, not in public." "Fine, fuck this election, anyways!"
jwillr86
Donnie makes Jared watch him fuck Ivanka. You cannot tell me that man's not a cuck
Ghostlogicz
Did he ever stop thought that’s why they used the Jared doll to explain her kids to outsiders
BaklavaMatatas
Would be 0% surprised if we learned in a few years that they went full Lannister and those are Donnie's kids
eigeress
Haha, yes, she's got all the patents in China and Melania doesn't care, according to her wardrobe.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
What is the wardrobe thing. I missed it entirely
eigeress
"I don't care, do you?" , was printed on a designer jacket she wore tone-deafeningly, to an immigrant children's lockup in Texas years ago.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Oooof