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Aug 23, 2016 7:21 PM
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Pilchard123
I raft.
everypostepic
Man is he going to be pissed when he doesn't have supplies on the island to actually build a raft, and is stuck with that book.
LunaLovegood5
Well at least George has sorted out his priorities.
mrhobbybob
SAS survival handbook
MaverickEsq
Fantastic book. Have to admit it lives in the bottom of my travel bag for whenever I have to go somewhere.
terrorfromthedeep
Sometimes I wish I could get lost just so I can use the information in that book to capture, skin, and prepare random ass animals.
TomVercoe
How too be a cheeky cunt
wtwlf123
Physicians Desk Reference
NekoMiko06
But it'd be incredibly difficult to synthesize, isolate, or otherwise obtain even a fraction o– it's not for reading, is it?
mailman7777777
Kon Tiki
5nahk
harry potter is not a book, seamus finnigan. i bet he would bring the cursed child
PirateRubberDuck
Large print encyclopedia britanica. Enough paper to paper mache an aeroplane.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island. It's basically a dramaticized textbook on useful science for when you're stuck on an unknown island.
jmcurious
I learned so much from Franco Caprioli's graphic novel adaptation. Still haven't read the novel though :(
100PercentGradeABumblebees
I would highly recommend the novel. It was so good!
Glumerlink
i'll bring The Royal Merit
Datkhanofkhans
of the jungle?
GeorgeOGeorge
For the title
frankbrodie
A big 6 foot long book. Made of wood.
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
The Bible!?
Seanspeed
I'd be pissed.
Cere4l
toilet paper for 1281 days!
RadioactiveCanuck
Yeah, don't you know the Bible is a spell book? Reading Exodus will allow you to split large bodies of water.
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
If by spell you mean fairy tale, then yes.
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
The Bible. I mean. I'm just...I had higher hopes for that Hermione.
NotAKorean
I mean, it would take you a while to read it...
smelldis1luv
He is that shit he needs a book to tell him how to chop trees and tie them together
smelldis1luv
Hahaha lovin all this hate
TywinStannister
Chop trees using your hand only? Or do you travel with a hatchet in your pocket?
NekoMiko06
With luck, a glass or stone hatchet?
ARandomGuyOnImgur
Because you could make a working/reliable raft I'm sure.
BachelorGourmet
To be fair, you'd figure it out pretty quick under certain circumstances. Making a cutting tool would be harder.
HannibalLecturer
Levity is not your strong suit, eh?
CorneliusCornwall
goodoldwoofers
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Boredman
inb4 people get triggered by Watson
RadioactiveCanuck
A guy replied to my comment saying he had higher hopes for Hermione's choice. like, dude, Watson is a separate person from Hermione.
NekoMiko06
Assume I've been living under a rock for a couple of years, what's the fuss?
Boredman
Last time this was posted, a bunch of people were saying they lost respect for her because she chose the Bible.
NekoMiko06
If I was to be stranded on a deserted island for the foreseeable future I might pick a religious book too. Maybe not a bible, but yeah.
NekoMiko06
Jesus Christ, I found that comment you were talking about... maybe shouldn't be casually blaspheming on a religious topic.
imjustgonnatakethatcrabpuff
A raft for one. Am I right?
slimstebow
Look me in the eye and tell me that was necessary
imjustgonnatakethatcrabpuff
(ಠ_ಠ) That was necessary.
relpmeraggy
AstroExplained
Coffins make good raft wood.
PlushMoon
CmdrSamVimes
Monster!
HighSlayerRalton
One man and his coconut.
Throwcherrybombs
Bad dog. /newspaper.
silverskeeter44
Damn you. Damn you to hell. + 1 though
ChillinChinchilla
I'm an identical twin man... That comment hit me right in the feels. I teared up like a little baby when I read that part of HP
Mohead12
imjustgonnatakethatcrabpuff
Wow. Eminem got fat!
curlybear13
Almost missed this gem :) +1
TheGuyWhoOnlyPostsGIFs
FindAUsername
Too soon, buddy, too soon.
vampirehedgehog
After all this time?
FindAUsername
Always
Jezebella
It will always be too soon.
MrFantastic375
But he is right
FindAUsername
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
It's been 9 years.
FindAUsername
I KNOW IT'S STILL TOO SOON!
dontcallmeplath
YOU SHUT YOUR (W)[HOR(E)CRUX] MOUTH. Man. I've made this joke way too complicated...
goatmug2
What kind of Regex is this?
Ryulin25
I did the math and I think the formula equals X-4 over E
AssholeTown
Whorecrux is a great band name
dontcallmeplath
I'm in.
AssholeTown
First album title: Little Black Dress. Hit song: Don't call back