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drowninginthesouth
This was funny
mczack13
justsignedupforthishit
You done fucked up, A-a-ron! Coulda had a nice place to rent! All easily explained and normal for the age of the house.
mtimothy
Who doesn't want a house with a rape cave?
TheBatpig
You want a sex dungeon? This is how you get a sex dungeon.
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
"Too bad we can't stay"
PerpetuallyErect
"A bungalow." "We check out the upstairs." Help, my brain's imploded.
IndigoSlam
Old but gold
Hotpress
Bungalow -> checks upstairs -.-
teddybonkerrs
Yeah!! That’s what had me thinking this if fake. Funny, sure. But still fake
thatswhatshesped
Looked at renting a house that had locks on the OUTSIDE of the bedrooms and a creepy room we couldn't get to. Got out of there real quick
Namotatop
Unpopular opinion here: Neither ghosts nor demons exist and I think it's a shame to have missed this cool ass mistery house.
Paragon19
Stereotypical characters in movies are due to writing tropes, not necessarily real human behavior patterns.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
On Twitter "Join me for this story" Me:
LannistersSendTheirRetards
If the culprit behind it all was dead or in a maximum security prison, then fuck it. If the padlocked room has dead bodies, cheaper rent.
Evanrudeplz
A multi tweet story with memes. fuck that shit. TLDR it
BipolarsaurusRx
Yup, it’s because of your skin color...
AlbinKlein
Keep thinking about white and black and you'll keep segregating and promoting racism... Focus on the solution, not the problem.
atesomebadfugu
are the gifs supposed to work with this? will it be better then?
waltjrimmer
Since these are screenshots of twitter posts, the reposter knows they will not work on Imgur. I do not know if they improve anything.
koopaya
I like how that even though the gifs were frozen I still could see them moving and knew why she picked 'em
LeviathanOmega
Black husband clearly knows the rules of horror movies and wants to stay alive. The true hero of the story.
ruint
He just knows his survival chances
redwesley
She used reactions of black dudes for her husband. It was kinda obvious he was black.
AdmJota
#4
davebeastly
Anyone got a TL;DR version?
marsbaltz
I was hoping they would have opened the locked door.
r000t
Safes, doors, especially doors in the floor. Don't bring that shit to Imgur if you aren't gonna open it for us!
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pancreas
never heard of a crowbar or bolt cutters?
r4dical0verride
@op never delivers
Dicksandsticks
I just had a flashback of the safe
RichardManeuver
This was painful to read and she is terrible at telling stories.
atesomebadfugu
yep.
oneupr
So is she a white woman? I missed where she mentioned that.
Pphunk77
Based on her profile pic , she looking pretty pasty.
AlkeneThiol
People that identify so strongly with their race really do kind of freak me out. I literally never think about it.
LusciousLucius
She's making fun of a movie stereotype. Nothing more.
dragonnu
In the 4th last pic she says “because my white ass”
AdmJota
Yeah, but what about the rest of her?
TheColourPeach
Kurothct
The first post says that she never thought she would be "this white woman."
sabynswift
I like how literally none of the replies to this comment understand sarcasm.
oneupr
I didn’t use the sarcasm font.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
I thought they were making an anti joke?
DYLANLEE79
Atheists just see cheap rent.
adriedupoldprune
We see a need to get the bolt cutters and see wtf is behind the murder door.
rahbben
We see *human* horror. "No human being would stack books like this."
Bigcurly2000
You'd think so, but I'm a 30 y/o atheist who saw Pennywise in every shadow for a month!
snakeoilsalesman
Sounds like the Owners storage and a shitty land agent to me... But then I'm a white guy.
concaveUsurper
As a white girl my guess is they were too cheap to fix a house where a crime had been committed by the previous owner most likely kidnapping
Private0bvious
Makes sense
ImGur8
I miss the days I could expect a TL;DR down here
GrumpyGrumbo
TL;DR OP is a white woman, rental house has closets full of bodies.
davebeastly
OK scrolling back up to read.
davebeastly
You lied, GrumpyGumbo.
GrumpyGrumbo
She really is white.
songbringer
Idgaf if it is the murderhouse from Suburbia. If it is priced right, and has a nice neighborhood, I can live with a couple ghosts.
threewitches
As long as they don't make a mess they are better than the most of humans.
Ironydealswithopposites
You can always rely on ghosts. They won't leave you with that forever thing. Always someone home to scare off the ex boyfriend. Win-win.
pancreas
Ghost Dennis
Mayyybe
That’s what you say now.....
axelfive
just remember, ghosts may haunt you, but they won't kill you. Because if they did, then you could kick their ass for all eternity in return.
Mayyybe
Have you ever lived in a haunted place before?
axelfive
Do I look like a dumb white woman to you?
Mayyybe
How would I know?
T3sl4co1l
I would've bought that fucking thing just to hack the locks off and see ͜w͟͞há҉ţ̵ ̵m̸͡àd̵̡͟ń̡es͏͜͞s͟͠ lįe͏̢s̢͘ ̴̡i̢͠n͡ ̷̢w͝҉a̶̛i̛t̕̕
CatzEyes93
omg the devil found him and is screwing with his font!
redoctobershtandingby
How do you make text like that?
daementia
Oooo! I just hit the 666th upvote! Hail satan!
yoshiko3
Yep. Gen Xer: oh no a haunted mansion better run. Millennial: take me daddy Satan.
turianfleet
H̪͔̩̟͕̻͕̜̲͔̞̩͔̟͎̎͂̑̆ͥͭ͒̒ͨͫ̿ͣ̈́̽̀̚̕͡e̖̜̺̜̪̊ͦ̐̓͂̀ͭ̋͂̈̏̑̿͋̑̓ͨͣͤ̀́'̵̶̛͖͓̩̻̟̣̻͍̽ͣ̌͛̾ͫͮ͘s͂ͫ̿͑̍҉̰̻͈̜̮͕̰̼̩̝͙̪͞ͅ ͛̈́̄ͫ̋̉͛ͬ̅ͦ͏͏̵̤̘͖̳͙̦̹̠c̴̡̛̛̑̎͐ͥ̍̇ͬ̿̿̅̚
TheAccursedHamster
God dammit Cthulhu, go back to sleep.
Strangedays2026
Not him thois time he prefers port cities, pretty sure this good ol' Yoggy.
areyouwithme
what are letters even
Margrave9000
Looks like the latinised alphabet for a tonal language. Somewhere rom the former French Indochina, I'd say.
PhantomX6
Buy. Add a few “extra” features. Rent as a haunted house. Warn renters to never open the locked door in the basement. Buy few extra locks.
imbloodybrilliant
Monika?
spratacuss
underrated comment
HappyClaymore
Just Monika.
Aunismith
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
hey hey monika, oh hey monika
CaffeineManic
I want you to post how-to instructions for that font modification.
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ThatSillyDog
It's even for sale XD
turbulentlizard
http://www.eeemo.net/
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
.
pancreas
the fuck happened to zalgo?
turbulentlizard
? It's been that website for a good 8-9 years?
UmamiMama
What is going on with your comment?
DingoMartinez
Īă īă Ćțhűľhü fťąģhņ
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
N͖͚̜o͉t̡͕ẖ̥i̬̺̬n͓̩̺͔g̤̱̞̠̟̪͇
kranchan
H̭̼͒͡È͚̙̭̌͐̀̾͋̚͟ ̟͍ͦ̆̇́C͈͓͈̮̳̱͇̾̄ͪͩ̾Ô̶̗̲͓̙͈̹̬̄̅M̵̠̣̭͙͉̳̫͒͑̐̓͊̓̇E̺̭ͤ͑̉͌͒̒͜S̷̅͋ͩ̔
pluviofile
its the m̸͡àd̵̡͟ń̡es͏͜͞s͟͠, i̧t̷̛̕ lįe͏̢s̢͘ ̴̡i̢͠n͡ ̷̢w͝҉a̶̛i̛t̕̕
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
T̡͉̘̮͈̣̬̔́̊͆͋͜͟ͅī̷̫̳̪͇̦̐̉̓̉͠t̛̘͍̭̟̲͉̬̯̓̑̏̆̐͛̍̕͡t̢͓͉̳̻̾͐͌̆̉͊̈́̈͝͡ī̧̟̻͚̗̯̀͛̐̇̑ę̵̢̳̻̬̲̃̍̂̎̈́̾͑̂̕͘s̴̨̬̝͚̉̀̂̉͑̌͆̔̚͟
sinkingfeeling
ZA͎͉͞L̝̦̖̼͈͖͝G̖͍̦ͅO̵͖̟̲̗͚̣
mildlazy
there it is +1
davebeastly
Į̶̛̫͇̞̦͖̼͓̣̗̠͖͖͜ͅͅ ̧̦̞̟̗̳̲͠͠j̧̛̲̝̼̦̤͔͕̳̲̲̰̼̮͈̬͠ú͙̟͖͙̙̖̟̀͠s̫̝̟̼̳͝ͅt̳̫̲͔̯̜̪͓̼̗͍̹͓̲̭̙͔́͢͢͠ ̴̗̞̥͚̱̩̳̺ẃ̨͇̰̘̩͎̥̟̤͎̙̲̮̦̜̯͙͓͇͘͟ͅa̴̴͎̤̙͙͇̠̗̕͟ͅ
Pattosaurus20xx
Only good things from the core of this world.
quicksilver1
[[Laughs in Doki Doki]]
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
just Monika
DeepRed369
Ɨŧ ħȺs ƀɇɇn ɍɇłɇȺsɇđ ɍᵾn ƀɇfø
KoRplussomeletters
ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚ N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
Timesplosion
The madness has taken hold.
OniOfWildPlaces
Underated comment!
Runner55
Ὃђ, ἷҭ'ṩ ҭὄὄ łᾄҭἔ ғὄʀ qὗἔṩҭἷὄᾗṩ ᾗὄᾧ
EchoOfSnac
\̛̛̽̈́̎͋̀͆̊̂̅̄́͊̂̏̽͐̅̃̅͗̾̌̉̏̈́͗͆̓̈́͛̈̌̒͑̑̍͋͂͂͆̐̉́͗͛̆̆͒̀̀̕̕̚̕̕͠͠͝͝(＾▽＾)/̛̏̂̓͛̅̄͒͑̐̇̈́̾̍̓͑̈́̿́̓̂̽̔̒͗̅̇͊̋̉́̆͋̔͌̄̂͌̀́̄͋́͐͗̾̀͆̑̈́͑́̾̌́̐͑̅̐̈́͌̓̚̕̕͘͝͝͠͝͠
IMadeAnAccountForThisFuckingSobStory
Is that a fucking pancake happy face?
EchoOfSnac
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ElkMiniature
. . H̴͍͚̯̳̻̳̩̊͑́̃͒̍͜ȩ̸̯̭̼̹͔̓͗̍͊̀̈́́̓̊́ c̥͙̯̗͎͚̜̪̞̐͛́̓̃͌̈̎̊̚o͉̙̮͉͕̐͛͒̒͂̋̄̚͞m̛̜͍͉̞͈͎̯̜͆̊͒͑̌̃̓͆̀ė̱̹̘͔̖͋͂̓̎̚s̵̞̝͈̻̳̜͕͕̥̆͛̄̈͊͋͒͠͠ͅ.̠͖͖͙̲̯̘͒̎̃͌͋͘
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
In your ass.
SadMelon
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
I had to try and fav this without looking at my screen cause its late and im a coward.
MeMyselfandyourCat
Ḥ̡͕͑ͪ̊̒̓ͯ̌ͮ̋͞ȅ̶͔̇͋̍ͪ̆̐́ͬ ̶̷͓̪͔̺͈̹̱͈̽ͣ͛͠c̴̢̤͎̗͔̰̼͉̗͎̏͒́̉͊̓̚o̊ͣ̌ͭ͆͏̪͕͕̪͓̹͠m͕͖̞̲ͤ̈ͭ̓́̕͢e͇͚̰͚͎͑̾ͯͣͣ͌̆͒͟͝s̐͒ͤͪ̄̾ͫ͡͏̤͎̱̩̰͓ ̹͈̹̜͇̠̻͈̐̄ͥ̂̈̐ͮ͂
whimsicalsamurai
Snoopi252
AllThatJazzzzz
Thanks! I hate it!
JustAnotherCynicToo
Creepy Confession Bear
ladylucidity
I felt my heart skip a beat at that.
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
JustAnotherCynicToo
H̴e̢̢͜'͞l̨͏l̶̨͘ b̸̛͟ę ̴̡b̷̢a͜ć̡k̸ ͏̀s̸h҉oŗ̶͝t̴̴l̢̛y̧.̵̶͢.̸́.͜
KingOfBait
Pĺ̡ȩás̀e ̴̛͟ho̵͞l̶̡d̷̶.͠͏
boudinthedog
Satan is that you?
tonysdg
...still holding for General Hux.