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malaysian bear should become famous.
Sep 5, 2015 9:13 PM
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Callipygous87
With that tongue? Hes probably already famous, in certain crowds.
rojolio
I never thought of ugly and bear together but here it is.
TheDrunkNinja
Spiffycamel
The picture reminded me of this.. Hello repressed memory from my youth..
ZeldaFanNr1
http://25.media.tumblr.com/341fa4e7c8c50ee883512b0d5186175a/tumblr_minf9sJ4Hd1rgvg5go1_r1_250.gif
QuiteADapperAsshole
I thought this was a Sun Bear. I see them in all the zoos.
mejayd
That bear looks like it's seen or maybe licked some things it shouldn't have.
LunaLue
The last photo looks like it seen thing that no one creature should see.
Brolama
ok
ILikeToCallItLostWages
SUN BEARS
ashmenon
They're also classified as vulnerable right now because dickwads in Malaysia can't stop cutting down trees.
modicumjones
Bear Simmons
whitebicycle
Lick it up
whitebicycle
downvoting my bizarre KISS reference? long before imgur, this is the absurd media kids consumed on MTV: https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg
thevivster
Looks like a hairier Miley Cyrus
VulpeculanTheLittleFox
Ladieeeeees ;) :P
Crumplepunch
Last one needs to be a meme. I Have Seen To Much Bear?
AManharawy
I'm sure the ladies are already thrilled
morebeastlessbeauty
Do you lick your mother with that tongue
ninmonkey
bearly.
moreboringthanidliketoadmit
It's eyes give me the heebeejeebees
jakaii
you too?
ninmonkey
#1 his eyes are totally doing the http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/i-see-what-you-did-there-also-over-here.jpg
Chimijandra
#3 looks like trauma bear
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Mlem game on point.
constamoz
It's fleek now. Get with it! :)
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Fleek game on mlem. Am I doing it right?
ninmonkey
I refuse to use that word.
SpecimenSpiff
I used to be with "it". Then they changed what "it" was!
ninmonkey
The new "it" sucks. Is what every old person says. But now that I'm old I'm actually right this time.
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, I'm 33 now and am in the same boat.
ninmonkey
Did you buy the boat, Or did we just steal one?
123teddyb
Reminds me of thisL http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141022000046/pokemon/images/9/99/108Lickitung_AG_anime.png
yeekee
Dat tongue doe
soso456
Did you saw he didn't even chew that tongue before throwing it up?
DeathByZamboni
I've seen a few variants of this meme, but "moister than an oyster" killed me.
elmesito
Does he likes peanut butter? Just asking for a friend.
ninmonkey
I like peanutbutter.
Myothercarisanxwing
I need an adult.
yeekee
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ninmonkey
At that point it's too late. He needed an adult but now he will never forget.
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ninmonkey
That's a good time to ask for a time traveler.
assholeteddybear
I AM AN ADULT
frenchcook
An adulter adult !
ninmonkey
adultery means something else
frenchcook
I didn't ask for an adulterer, I had one once in my life and... yeah, but no, thanks
ninmonkey
I don't always adult... but when I do I'm the adultiest adult in the world.
frenchcook
Your adult game is that strong?
ninmonkey
I'm just very old.
AcadianBacon
Ah yes, the sun bear. It is famous, it is our 'confession bear' after all. c:
AngeIa
That is an adorable smiley face that I am now stealing. That is all. :) ..... I mean c:
eabonin
What about tgis one c[=
eabonin
*this
AngeIa
Hmmm... Something is lost in its lack of simplicity. Listen to me, wtf am I a smiley face critic? :D Got any more???
AcadianBacon
Crying~ ;-; ;w;
Popyseed11
:c
SirKazington
:^)
AcadianBacon
When ya gotta be angry~! D:<
AcadianBacon
o: Indeed I do.
AngeIa
Yasssss I love him. :o o:
GentleONe
....can he haz brain?
MoonMouse
I think this is relevant for me!
bloodecho
Malaysian bears have a knack for going missing...and crashing into the ocean.
ninmonkey
Too soon... Or too late. I don't' know; Monkeys aren't very calendar focused.
bloodecho
The plane was too late
ninmonkey
It lost altitude too soon. It's both too late and too soon.
Loopdeloops
ireadyouremailz
oh this is great, i like this a lot.
Paramedia
Yes. All I have is yes.
ireadyouremailz
now KISS
LimeMime565
Kith
LimeMime565
Kith
ireadyouremailz
Knights In Thervise of Hatan
smoochmysnoot
Tongue like Miley Cyrus
KiwiJesus
Last one has seen some shit.
SoooManyVoices
Yeah like the first two pictures
insensitivecow
Swallowed its tongue
ninmonkey
#3 is #1 after botox
lunarpastry
We just finished a jar of peanut butter.
KiwiJesus
Good girl.
Goodnewwseveryone
"Well, you see this one other bear was sticking it's tongue waaaayy out..like so... And what do ya know this other came over...and WHAM."
chemenger8
Ladies... - Malaysian Bear, probably
Loopdeloops
UsernameNoImSirName
"Chat up lines? No I just lick my eyebrows and that does the trick" - Malaysian Bear, almost certainly.
wardarama
M'laysian
WolfgangDeLinks
LAGERO
Awesome. +uno
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FlamedLion
Yeah... That's it.
Thorhees
This is the sun bear and it's already famous as it's the kind of beat that Confession Bear is. :|
NapoleonDynOmite
I think you mean "Concession" Bear. As in "you know what? You're right. I'm wrong. I concede."
Thorhees
bear*
AngeIa
Does he have a mutant tongue or do all of these beard come with long, lengthy, lolling lickers?
IAmAYam
I always thought confession bear was a sloth bear.
cswulff
ROASTED
Aterry72
Also isn't Baloo a sun bear?
Summersky
I'll show YOU sun bear >:|
Chizithulu
Well if he is, we know he has the beats to groove.
littlehippi
Yeah but this one looks fucking crazy not guilty
captainclutch
Just cause he's black doesn't mean he's gotta have a beat.
AREyouKIDDINGmi
No, but it means it will likely GET beat.
supranormalwastaken
Token how many times do I have to go over this...you're black, you can play bass
SmokeyQuartz
Just because he's a bear doesn't mean he's gotta eat bass.
Thorhees
I had a similar conversation with my black friend about basketball. She immediately proved me right.
SpyDBM
Also, thanks for telling me that without calling me a "stupid fucking jerk who should die of cancer" <3
Dirtyconformist
I would have gone for "stupid fucking cunt that should die of aids".
SpyDBM
Oh well... Why not after all.
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
It doesn't need to be said
Abeardforeverymanwomanandchlid
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
Housemaster
I'm so proud to find this here.
KingKoalaShow
Literally watching this episode right now!
beerchuggindawg
Awesome. Thankyou.
doobette
Identify theft isn't a joke, Jim!
CarolsSpicyWiener
MICHAEL!
WhistlePigger
Oh that's funny. MICHAEL!
Mylovelyladylumps
QUESTION!
NateintheNorth
What kind of bear is best?
SpyDBM
Yep, several comments pointed that fact, I must admit I didn't know.
SPQAAE
I made a thing.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I like this thing.
aShogunNamedMarcus
"Confession: I like to lick girls' belly buttons............. from the inside"
Notforhire
Depending on how short she is you could probably lick their nipples too! god damn thats a long ass tongue!!
grumpatsurrisrex
We need to have a talk about anatomy.
Relikar
+1 made me cringe.