Weird flex, but OK.

Aug 13, 2022 2:17 PM

I paused.

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That’s a very hard way to pull your pants up.

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Did she just pull up her pants, or pull down

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I see her labia

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Pretty sure you can make out her cervix if you look closely.

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Not overwhelmed not underwhelmed just...whelmed

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Stepcraggy I'm stuck

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This is a type of move in bouldering called a 'bat hang'

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I was about to make a bat joke, but you took the wind out of my sails with your stupid "facts".

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Cameraperson is doing god's work

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This one weird trick breaks both legs just above the ankles.

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Except if you're a top grade climber... it doesn't. They're fucking bananas.

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Weird flex, butt great

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Somebody's been playing too much Elden Ring.

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Pun intended

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*Bun

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As a former gynecologist I'll say this exam went smoothly, see you next year

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Are you classically trained? Did you retire because it stank?

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As a rock climber, we are less sexy than you might think... Our hands are basically sandpaper so think about that in bedroom context...

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This is some weird context...

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I'm not watching this for anything other than... well, you know.

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I watched this way too many times. It just keeps looping and I can't bring myself to shut it off.

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Came here for the butt, stayed for the grace and technique

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and butt

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Damn now I'm hungry too

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Extra horsey sauce please

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For them grasping at the cracks with such determination, style and grace where they use their body in such a fluid motion. It's mesmerizing

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Dat ass dough?

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If we know why are you telling us?

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Because it's light blue

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Ahhh hahah

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I hear you, although that skill is impressive

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Yeah I watched it twice.

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Bwahahahahaha

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0:11

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I just laughed out loud

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Comments of this quality are getting fuckin rare.

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That keen on toe shoes?

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Different toe

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step brother I'm stuck

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i tore my knees and snapped my ankles watching this

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Same !

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I sprained my wrist reaching into the backseat of the car.

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Next time focus on her rear end

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Walking in grocery store a few minutes ago my right knee just gave up out of nowhere and I almost hit the floor. Getting old sure is fun.

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Yesterday I was walking down main street of my town, I hit an uneven spot with my right foot. My entire lower back locked up so hard

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I literally fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a good 10 mins. I'm 35 dammit

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I’m 29 and my knee occasionally becomes jelly

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Hyperlax ?

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Just go a bit slower when jerking off then

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Not even 30 and I have to go slower on stairs :(

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Luckily I'm a horse doctor. Please step into my office.

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I recommend checking out Adam Ondra ascending a route called Silence. There is some weird moves involved.

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I could see rock climbing sex being a future genre of porn

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Rock climbing sex you say?

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Rock Cock Tops

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If a thing exists, there's a porn of it

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There is in fact one out there.

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Annual Sex Games brought to you by Trojan.

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Step brother, What are you doing?

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"Oh no, I'm completely folded in half and I can't move..."

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It's already one

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rule34 strikes again

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If you can think about it, there's probably some pron about it already. Quick online search confirmed my assumption.

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There are porns for things you haven't thought and possibly things you can't think about.

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Oh please. For instance, nobody will ever make a porn of pterodactyls having sex with a woman. That'd be ridiculous.

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I'm not Googling that

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That's exactly the one I was thinking of.

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Lesbian courtship sure is complicated.

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Get some new jokes you people

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Upside down taco night.

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lmao dumb funny

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Girls <3

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Traverse those tacos and cling onto the clam

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If you know, you know. Perv.

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I hope they have success.

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One more comment (sorry): hedero courtship is complicated.

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Especially the spelling, I agree!

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As a linguistics expert I humbly apologize.

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Came here for the best version of your comment ~ wasn’t disappointed

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Shame there's no sound, but at least I can lipread

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nah, they bring spare house keys to every first date.

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I'm happy I'm a gay man because our process is much simpler:

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I thought lesbian courtship was a race to rent the U-Haul.

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That's gay

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Imagine the finger strength though!

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Much like at the billiard table, if you're not sure what to do just keep applying chalk

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Chalk helps you find the wet spots, just saying.

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We all need a good chalking from time to time

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Lesbian position number twelve: the Hanging Garden.

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...what's the first?

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Also called the Petra Parker by the kids.

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Jenny Fischer (jenny.lemonpie on insta) is an awesome climber.

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......... the real question is, what's her OF? (dont ban me, its a legit question in 2023 (stop kink shaming me))

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Is she the one that has her house rigged like one big climbing wall, or is that someone else?

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Sure why not, believe what you want to believe

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Lol thanks. I will!

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Why was I picturing reception lady from the Office

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Bc their names are nearly the same. You’re thinking of Jenna Fischer.

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And this is a seriously impressive foot jam

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She got toe jam foot wall

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heh

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