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May 17, 2017 8:48 PM
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1nuse
How my ass feel when I had Mexican for lunch and hot chicken for dinner.
CHEESEBAG
So just water?
GodEmperor0fMankind
hanshotthird
WATTA MEH LOAN!!!!!
bringbakfirefly
Waste of a delicious watermelon if you ask me.
ShoeItToMe
Someone put some frickin eyes on that gourd
theonedudeoverthere
dazedNconfuzed
Enticing, but 100% watermelon juice makes my mouth weirdly burn.
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
Maybe you're allergic?
KillingTlme
https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/BedBathandBeyond/67590744228811p?$478$
MysticForces
What is this? A gif for ants?
AussieSwede
Someone needs to put eyes on that melon!
theplagiarist
for as refreshing as watermelon is, you'd think watermelon juice would taste better.
IGiveUpAlready
I wish there were googly eyes on the watermelon when it was being poured out.
Cray20
Can someone throw stick arms and googly eyes on this? I feel like it'd be better with stick arms and googly eyes
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Where's the booze at? Oh and..
CurrentlyHuman
creamedLead
PanicAtTheCostco
I like eating watermelon, which is close enough to drinking it. No thanks to that though
SirDimachaerus
The best part of eating watermelon is the satisfying crispyness
DigitalBang
Why this gif so big?
taterchimp
got anything smaller?
PureIntentions
Somebody put eyes on that watermelon!
bringonthedvs
As a black man this is making me hungry
ItsPez
Someone please put eyes on the watermelon!
dopeyxtc
Ahhh so refre-- *chunk of watermelon stuck in straw*. Proceeds to blow too hard on straw to unstuck the chunck.
shooflypie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dAy9u0_9nM
ihavetotellyouthetruthiminlovewithtacos
Where's the vodka?
B4dL30
That's an unnecessarily big knife for the job... Creative, though, thanks.
Everythingisracist
Nothing else was clean
JoblessOcelot
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Why? Instead of trying to saw at the rind they just pushed down to create the required hole width.
Kidiri
That's what she said.
HungryFurBurger
It's about the size of knife I'd choose for such a job. Bigger the better.
Onaspaceship
http://imgur.com/dQIPoAX
ThomasFernandez
Wouldn't starting at the top be more efficient?
JonnyHopkins
No. Watermelons sit better on their sides.
VanBuren43
Come on. He started from the bottom, now he's here.
Rman12
You forgot the vodka!
spicesniffer
and the ice
medici
Seedless?
Nineteenletterslong
do you really need to ask though?
medici
I was kind of curious - I don't eat much watermelon but remember spitting out a lot of seeds and was imagining drinking it.
gyxsa
I hope
gwenniechan
Yeah those small melons are seedless.
balmut
You forgot to pour a bottle of dark rum into the melon before serving...
michaelladawn
I was thinking either vodka or mint schnappes would work here, not sure about rum myself, but I've never been a rum fan.
islander311
Was gonna say vodka, but I completely agree
KINGMARKUS22
Rum? Don’t like that shit too sweet- the hound
earthshone86
And mint-cardamom
joegolf31
Never tried this but now want to. Would Gosslings work?
balmut
As long as its not shitty white bacardi i'm sure it'll be fine
JustAGamerDreamin
Perhaps he poured it directly into the melon before pouring
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Maybe he put the rum IN he melon BEFORE he poured it
crann
maybe be but the rum in the melon seed before growing! What a time saver and money, you can fit like 30 seeds in a shot glass.
hillbillyal
Maybe he put the rum coated directly on the inside of the funnel, the two glasses, the knife, the table, and also inside the straws.
crann
maybe the rum in is a spritzer bottle and he gives it a few squirts like a perfume cloud that you walk through on your way to the drink