fullmetalmermaid
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May 22, 2017 12:12 PM
fullmetalmermaid
99496
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duckedoo
This. I want this.
CaptKirkCameronDiaz
Thank you. Very nice.
PokingSmot
At first it was thrilling, but then the fun fades away... and then you realise you're just a dick in a hand.
pleasenoooo
Every "kisses" I read "keyssies" I have no idea where that came from. But it happened.
Zombeavers
hashbaz
True love is comfort.
datguysephiroth
This.
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
I got something in my eye.
johnnykilobit
And then you have kids and your life gets twisted upside down and there's sleep deprivation and mess and fear.
ilikepotatoesalot
Try sleeping with someone who rips off their CPAP and snores in the middle of the night. Death.. Destruction.. And elbows.
DrMet
Fuck... Now I shed a tear. Maybe even a few more. I never had that.
lysomaru
How can you not know this after HIMYM
rockworm7
So very true, best show ever
fullmetalmermaid
Except for the last episode. It doesn't exist to me
CrystalShipsCometh
I just lost that for the third time in my life. I miss it so bad. Here's hoping the fourth time lasts
BananenHammer
I like your user name
CrystalShipsCometh
thanks
ruolbu
I mean that's all fine and dandy, but could you not rip out my lonely heart like this... please?
Welliguessillgogetpants
Corynthos
Fell asleep after the 1st 2 sentences
tazlah
You're single aren't you.
MissingImage
This is accurate.
HowAboutThatUpdog
dsl4241
Love
Pandademicdulce
I love lamp
alainCakeMagnet
but do you really love lamp? I just need to know
Pandademicdulce
I do..i have an old vintage one that I adore to death
Leithreas
I lie awake, uncomfortable, with her sleeping next to me, realizing I just want to sleep alone again.
AMacGyver
My wife sometimes says she misses sleeping alone, only to discover when im out of town she can't sleep well if I'm not there.
Leithreas
I certainly understand this, it just hasn't been my experience. Either I'm a misanthrope or I just need a bigger bed.
Armistice023
Thanks for cutting off the crappy responses. Doing the Lord's work
FerretYawns
You mean the ones that go ^THIS
LargePenguin
Or just "wow"
Gurablashta
IF I'VE LITERALLY STOPPED REBLOGGING THIS ASSUME IM DEAD!
CheshireCad
MY INCESSANT REBLOGGING HAS CAUSED THIS TO SATURATE TUMBLR. I CAN'T REBLOG FAST ENOUGH TO QUELL THE INFLUX. HELP ME. I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
Gurablashta
All I hear when I read this is Elliot Reid's shrill voice going "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
This.
CookiesaurusRex
I'M SCREAMING
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I literally died!
IRipFatBonks
This is so fucking me
Hf90
I reblog this every time I see it.
chickNlittle
Very accurate. Happily married for 20 years and I love every second. I only wish life was longer.
UMDhockey17
That's beautiful (I'm so alone)
PizzaSlutForever
You have us. We can all be alone together x
UMDhockey17
Thanks, that would be better!
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
What was it about your SO that made you want to marry him/her?
chickNlittle
I could lose anyone and be ok, except him.
EdwardSanders2808
In my case, the unstoppable, relentless desire of taking care of her and make her happy. And man, it's been good to do just that.
PanicAtTheCostco
This post is extremely ironic
Mycologics
Why?
PanicAtTheCostco
Update: I just responded to the other comment asking "why" if you wanna check out my thought process or give an opinion
tazlah
How so? Just curious
PanicAtTheCostco
They're saying it's unrealistic to expect to have butterflies and a raised heart beat for your SO other forever but then they go on to
EnderMoth
I think you're missing a distinction between infatuation and love. Infatuation, the exciting stage, wears off. Love is calmer and stronger.
PanicAtTheCostco
pretty much explain you should expect a LOT more than that, just more along the lines of intimacy. Like they built up the idea of love
PanicAtTheCostco
way more than those who talk about butterflies and heart beats. Plus, maybe people do experience those things for years. You can't
PanicAtTheCostco
generalize love like that. Which was their message, but also what they did here. Lmk if you think my arguments flawed, it's hard to do this
kiwiflavored
It is. I was waiting for a part like "familiarity breeds contempt, you'll inevitably come to hate your SO at times, it's a lot of hard...
kiwiflavored
work to keep just the tiniest spark alive" etc. Instead, I got "it's no longer rainbows & butterflies, now it's chocolate cake & kittens"
PanicAtTheCostco
Yeah exactly lol
kiwiflavored
Let's give them another 5 years. Should be divorced with children by then and hate each others guts
PanicAtTheCostco
Ok too far lol
TheBasementNerd
This is describing a working relationship, not a failing one, so......not really
kiwiflavored
They all work until they don't
lulzbian
I feel like this comes from personal experience.
kiwiflavored
Nope. I was lucky to realize very early that I'm not cut out for relationships. But I'm an avid reader & also learned a lot from observation
TechnicalDrift
Just remember that a lot of us won't have this experience because we're a bunch of cunts.
Mycologics
Why should I remember that? They choose to be cunts.
elninjapenguin
Nah, I'm a cunt, and I have this basic experience. Everyone is a cunt to some varying degree, find a cunt that matches your own cuntiness.
Quelquefois
And don't forget about us who won't have this experience because others are a bunch of cunts!
GandalfTheHay
May life be gentle when it finally smacks you upside the head with reality.
Banikins
Nah you just have to find someone to be a cunt with
chelli
Cosign. Source: I am a cunt.
SexualConsent
Remember guys, even if we're trash, it's called a garbage CAN not a garbage CANNOT
RiftSkipper
True, being a cunt with someone else is awesome.