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Well, technically she might be accurate…
Poe chooses to rest.
Nov 6, 2022 7:27 PM
newcirclehero
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Well, technically she might be accurate…
Poe chooses to rest.
n3ckr0mantic
The boat.
mydisciplesarelegion
Since neither are unborn fetuses, fuck ‘em. It’s what they’d want.
snowinmyboots
#1 Save the row boat. You're gonna need it for your family.
ctriis87
You have no proof I could have saved one of them.
NotInLimboAnymore
I choose a Tomahawk missile.
WoodyGoodman
I'd have to think about it for a week or so.
BecauseTheyreAfraidThatsWhy
#1 the boat
Baltzdelirium
Good Samaritan laws say i don't have to do shit. :D
TheMomaw
Neither. Helping other people is socialism, they wouldn't want that.
NitroHeist
"You can only" or "you have to?" Wording changes the outcome here...
deadlywolf04
It’s an easy choice, even with a hole in it the rowboat is certainly worth saving.
PoliticalWanderer
I hope Brandi drags out the appeal process on procedural grounds.
Arcanum3000
I'd tell them they need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
DrKenAdams
I'd still shoot Toby twice.
iamthecomet
Team boat.
Degarafarat
What? Enter the water in Florida and get eaten by a 'gator. Neither can be saved.
YourFellowMan
#1 I mean, there is the choice not to save either. I’d go with that one.
ralphie84
In a Florida lake? With gators?
Yellowchopsticks
That'd be unhealthy for the gators.
Thelrishlnquistion
OptimisticMisanthrope
YOINK!
GoodJuJuuu
Please don't dump toxic waste into the lakes.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Phil Collins bout to write a BANGER bout me.
newcirclehero
JackSmiles2
easy, you save the boat by drowning the 2 idiots sinking it.
HogWashDiddler
Id hand em brochures about marthas vineyard
NotAHugeSpider
Practice so you can throw them with accuracy.
DQ1701
id save all of the american people by letting them both drown
SeasonedCitizen
Hand them an anchor. A big anchor
TChallaVanDam
I would hand them thoughts and prayers. That should be more than enough to help.
lordsupafly
Sean Hannity? Tucker Carlson? I know a couple of anchors I'd like to join them on their trip to the bottom... (followed by an iron anchor)
PineappleLoopsBroether
Hand it to them from… about 10 or 11 stories above the boat
LebistusReticulatis
I would hand them a drill and tell them to drill many holes to let the water out
MrE158
Tell them it's "trickle-down rescue" or some such shit.
AtmaDarkwolf
#1 both of them you fools, Just toss them a couple pairs of bootstraps and bingo, you saved them!
RetrogradeLlama
Nice cat tax, but please don't make me call the cropping police.
newcirclehero
My shame is real. Mea culpa maxima.
CameraMonkey
#1 : The damn boat. Cause it can be fixed and made useful.
kriswinters
I'd save the rowboat.
KleptoKea
My question to the American People is, why was Trump elected by you in 2016, and why is he still running again instead of rotting behind 1/
KleptoKea
bars, and why is the "Next best option" Desantis.... Why are Americans choosing between two people for Presidents these days where one 2/
KleptoKea
is "Normal" and one is a blatant fuckin fascist. This really the best you people can produce and select? Fuckin disgrace. 3/3
kriswinters
Are you British, by chance?
KleptoKea
Kiwi, and even if I were British, whataboutisms don't excuse the American People, if that's where you were heading.
qtRaven
lordretroCartoonGod
But by saving the boat you also save the passengers and that's socialism
magicrhombus
The boat is sinking because it has too much weight. You toss the fascists overboard to save the boat.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
Not if you push them off first.....
PoliticalWanderer
Overturn the boat first, then save it. ?
NeverShaveYourDuck
ice cropping, shitlo