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these are the things you need
put peanut butter on there. i prefer chunky, but i don't have any chunky. fuck it. use whatever.
this is really optional but if you're gonna give yourself the beetus you might as well do if fucking right
that's an egg pan with butter
melt the butter
open your kit kat. check for assholes. this one has an asshole.
you don't have to do anything about it but its always good to check.
apply the kit kat asshole down
put it in the pan
once the down side looks like this add more butter (not shown) and flip that fucker over.
look at that bastard
LOOK!
Retrodachi
Check your Imgur post. Check for assholes. This one has an asshole. You can't do anything about it but it's always good to check.
andyh021
Egg pan
Jackospade
You left out the marshmellow fluff!
undeadlemur
That doesn't look appealing, however +1 for introducing me to the fact that some Kit-Kats have assholes.
ematic
What if I only have a rifle? Can I substitute for the revolver? Is Canadian Beer ok? Should I use Maple Syrup instead of honey? *panic*
sweetpeasoup
I fucking love these. Please keep doing them you motherfucker
dragoon29
'MURICA!!!!!!!!!
jwb300
WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS!!
NickPetersen
and the gun is to .... kill yourself before Diabeetus or cholesterol get you
YourGosh
It's a metaphore: he's playing russian roulette with insanely unhealthy food, betting where exactly the vascular accident is going to strike
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
One of the very few imgur user sub things i enjoy, because it has food and anger. I like that.
MegaPowerMan
Directions unclear, shot my stove.
harleyran94
I think i just had a heart attack
TheOtherNine
So is the gun the back up suicide method just in case you somehow mange to survive the sandwich?
ThePresidentOfStrayaOFFICIAL
Aggressive, hyper-masculine recipes are so fucking boring.
iNeedToDoMyHomework
They are no longer funny!
Atharaenea
Fucking hell now I want grilled cheese sammies
FreeHamJobs
The gun gets me every time.
batmanfreak64
"Apply the kit Kat asshole down"
TheShameOfArt
I would definitely fuck that snack.
bhogan
Thats probably the only thing that would let you. Or the best you can get
ItscoldoutsideTheresnokindofatmosphere
Your username makes this for me.
HoneyWheresMySuperSuit
I would fuck you...oh wait, I messed that up didn't i?
bensawn
id stuff my dick in thurr
WackTheHorld
Right in that chocolate asshole.
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
Just looking at this album makes my pancreas not produce insulin...
BentEars
Yeah my pancreas screamed, too.
herrFellah
I vomitted a bit in my mouth
Leonon
I could swear I saw this yesterday while browsing through your submitted images. Are you deleting and angrily reposting your old stuff?
kooozer
I made an account specifically so that i could tell you that i just made this, and it was fucking delicious and fuck diabeedusss
uneasyboosh
My favorite thing about these posts is OP looks like he is in a basement kitchen of a SAW film
meegr0please
Dat stove. *shudders*
IAmDefinitelyAMadmanWithABox
I just now noticed the gun and beer.
scienceBITCH3
This looks like my kitchen...
CatsPreferBlondes
Awkward..
LZYRMN
That stove is gross.
YouAreANoob
Fuck you. Just kidding it was in the spirit of the post
jonestown
I was gonna say something like this until I saw the gun. Then I was like, "great sandwich idea, nice kitchen you got there."
SomethingSomethingSomethingDarkSideSomethingSomethingComplete
TIL, if you're a guy you can't cook awesome shit and put pics on the internet unless you have an awesome handgun and crap beer to go with it
LurkersGottaLurk
The gun thing is a bit of a meme
Artimak
am·bi·ance [am-bee-uhn-siz; French ahn-byahns] the mood, character, quality, tone, atmosphere, etc, particularly of an environment or milieu
supervisedchatI
"Check the Kit Kat for assholes..." +1
prfesser
I've always known that some assholes have KitKats. TIL the reverse is true too.
Sillychina
"Chocolate starfish"
dustinyo
Yes, I read the captions too.
RheddRok
I will never look at a Kit Kat the same again. I will forevermore have to check for the infamous Kit Kat asshole.
weavehole
Does Nestle still kill little brown babies?
iseewhatudidthere
You don't have to do anything about it but it's always good to check.
KawikaLo
This did.it.for.me
NIC0LANGEL0
I laughed out loud at the asshole part in mcdonalds... and i'm alone... now everybody thinks im a freak (totally worth it)
Macsamillion61
Who cares if you look like a freak, you're at mcdonalds! I'm incredibly jealous
GoAheadAndCallMeG
Instructions unclear, kit kat stuck in ass... oh nope, got it out.
rivetlust
Why is this top comment?
dustinyo
Because people on imgur are moronic fucking children that thrive on repetition.
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rivetlust
A. Because I read the post. B. Because "+1" is about as generic as it gets. C. You're an imgur sheep.
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rivetlust
"Also...look at my points. I need this. x" -1 You're quest for internet points is really sad.
supervisedchatI
A: Don't be mean. B: Sometimes people miss the best line of the post. C: Put down your sword and get a cup of coffee. It's Saturday.
rivetlust
People never miss the best line of a post. You're unoriginal and shouldn't get anything for it.
Artimak
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b931407bd690aabecb68b1ee808f2de7d038440524d73b85b46b5defef6cc9ce.jpg
TheFreshPrinceOfIndia
That Kit Kat is a deuterostome.
yourmotherwearscombatboots
One small question...what the hell happened to your stove?
Vickahhhh
That's normal!! You mustn't cook very often.
ragglebob
It's normal if you don't clean it regularly.
IceWulf
Oh my gaawwwwd you don't just ask people what happened to their stoves!
Dogsarecoolerthancats
Fun snacks happened to his stove
6East
He put the KitKat asshole up one time.
datMaggie
It wasn't manly enough to handle his food.
mushoo86
Old grease is what happened to it.
lookatthepicnothere
That, my friend, is called Harvest Gold. It also came in Avocado Green & my personal favorite Coppertone. These were the shit in the 70's.
couette
My parents still have all the avocado green appliances from a kitchen remodel in 1973.
WhackyDude
It got caramelized.
reconvene
It's an old shitty stove. Only poor kids would know.
WackTheHorld
And dudes with dude roommates.
romuna
it still might benefit from a good scrub though
CapnStinkypants
Shitty stoves don't scrub out. Had one, scrubbed the shit out of it, only rust and porcelain flaked off. Then it looked shittier. Fuck off
LadyWidebottom
I have that very stove!
F1veN1ne
How in the heck do you recognise a stove from that close up ?!
LadyWidebottom
I'm a woman, it's my job ;)
F1veN1ne
lookatthepicnothere
Mine is Avocado Green. *high five*
LadyWidebottom
Mine is just plain old white. Avocado green sounds delightfully retro!
lookatthepicnothere
Retro? Noooooo. I've just been cooking on the same stove for over 30 years.
BadCzech
Time happened to that stove. That stove is older than 28% of Imgurites.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
It's old (and incredibly dirty. Like my dorm's stove.)
gilsuhwan
Why do you have a 7.76 round in the trigger guard of your .357?
hayduke
Look closely at the cylinder and how small the holes are, it's a .22.
naughtywhiteboy
So you don't accidentally pull the trigger when you're drunk as fuck making Kit-kat peanut butter sandwiches.
CmdrNinja
Why not?
MrRandomUK
Probably to see who is actually looking at the picture and get feedback from it.
TheHawk313
Cause this is America, why do you not have a 7.76 round in the trigger guard of your .357
MetalBacon
*7.62
LtDanIceCream
First thing I thought of. I've never heard of a 7.76...
QUALITYCONTR0L
lame. you're lame.
Thormaehlin
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that looked a little fucky.
piratica108
+1 for debating the context of something that is out of context
prfesser
Because Gun 'murica diabeetus fucking shit.
DrVadger
looks like a .308 to me
hayduke
The round is the same diameter.
DrVadger
7.76mm = .3055in
RubiksKlube
As a 7.62... 7.76 doesn't exist.
hayduke
That's what I was referring to, .308 is 7.62 with a 54 mm shell casing and an ak-47 uses 7.62 with a 39 mm shell casing.
heartofnc
Cannot make this, I do not own a gun :(
buzzsaw1
Get on that.
Agamidae
print one
kaiserdas19
THE FUTURE IS NOW
ElectronicArtsOfficial
Buy one.
varsil
Just one?
Moomington
One really, really big one. A gatling gun, for example.
varsil
Guns are like camera equipment. You start out thinking "I'll just get one", and pretty soon you've got a collection of lenses and bodies.
theh8ed
Confirmed.
therealSKYKING
Now.
IGetMyAdviseFromAGuyNamedJustFart
absolutely--come to America. I understand there are zero restrictions.
therealSKYKING
Besides, ya know, age restriction, mental restrictions, criminal restrictions. But you're free to try!
illegalacorn
Private Party bitch!
PensiveGorilla
jesus american christ
avi8tor
no wonder most americans are obese...
Caaarlthatkillspeople
Do you see this Europe?! This is why we are the most powerful nation in the world! (Until we all die of heart attacks and diabeadus.)
Tspn
Found the Mormon?
kavorca29
holy sochi shit lol
DooDahDooDoo
I will probably steal this and never give you credit for it. I'm sorry.
HowDoIInternet
Me too.
PensiveGorilla
its the american way
AllOfYouSuperciliousImguriansThinkThereIsHonorToBeHadInDuty
Holy dick cheese of Jehovah at the honesty coming from dat DooDah
stc02bbb
You're not sorry.
bushfakedmoonlanding
How dare you suggest Christ was an American, God is for EVERYONE not just America you insensitive ASS. Gosh.
PensiveGorilla
did you see that gun? you saw that gun. next to the butter fried wad of chocolate and PB. do I have to say it?
bushfakedmoonlanding
Say it
PensiveGorilla
Merica
trokstop
You're goddamn right.