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Wow front page! I know it's customary to ask for boobs, but send me your favorite web comics
JackStiles
Why is her dad an enlightened monk. Why does this seem so familiar
Cryofax
I actually misread this as "You're a guy" the first time and it really went in a different direction.
casbott
I'm prepared just in case, to tell her gf that if she gets her pregnant, she's marrying her.
SeptemSeptem
If for some godforsaken reason I had a daughter my response would be, "It's okay, I like girls too."
Perturabo81
If that was how it went when someone realized their sexual preference, man, I'd change it every day. Oh wait it's not a choice. Dammit.
Dreamdayer
WowItsNotTaken
My daughter told me she was Bi (I just said "ok"). Later she told me she's lesbian. My response was "at least you know what I know now".
Mephane
NorthernBoy94
Vyndra
She hasnt even hit puberty, how can you tell
AroAce
You just know ?
nivE3066
Dad's facial expression is like "why do i need to explain this to you"
LitchLitch
To be fair thats pretty much resting dad face ime
Flyndaran
Not all dads are douches. I literally never saw my father angry in the entire 13 years I knew him before he died.
Goatsarepeople
It's not anger, it's annoyance. As a father I can confirm my kid, you when you were a kid, ALL kids are annoying.
just4thelolz
That's ...that's not a question!
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
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cogitoro
Just wanna point something out: both this comic and a couple of the comics in the comments use what I call "Bechdel eyes." Look up Fun 1/3
cogitoro
Home if you want an example of what I'm talking about. Basically, with Bechdel Eyes, you signal that a character is sexually attracted 2/3
cogitoro
to women by giving them a jaded expression with low eyelids. Once you start seeing it on lesbian characters, you won't be able to unsee it.3
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
Her reaction
filmusic46
Best comment of the day.
Nearlyburly
Meilkor
Why is her dad One Punch Man
bloodtypeinfinity
Because it only took one thrust. No ovaries can survive even a single pump
batalanah
This post made me realize that the only thing I’ve ever seen my dad read is restaurant menus and his texts.
Trilp
Source is "@skull_general" on twitter
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
You called?
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Or not. Dick
Trilp
Apologies, had to head to work. But yes, I called (Even if you had already commented before me shh)
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Are you telling me I’m less important than work????? Yeah, that makes sense.
Trilp
I gotta earn a living somehow!
ratfaceddog
*I’d prefer a girlfriend TO a boyfriend.
ratfaceddog
Yeah, I know. Some people can’t get their heads around how the word “prefer” works. And they’ll downvote, rather than learn.
Glaciarie
Non native english speaker here. I am very confused about that now lol
ratfaceddog
And their first thought, when reading that,isn’t “hey, I can learn something. Cool!” It’s “who’s this guy to say I need to learn something?”
sputnikrogissortofacunt
Thesavagehamster
I miss megas...
TastyBrainMeats
We all do. It was taken from us before its time.
AtsaMattaForYou
SudoCatEtcIssue
ur moms gay
BitchySadElvenMermaid
because culture isnt nice, that's why pride exists
Vaeius
Sauce or oc?
Braxasaurasrex
ONE PUUUUUUUNNNCCCHHH
WilliamWeird
Dad got those bandages from the last time he projected focused light from his palms.
Eonymia
What is this? I am number four?
eotty
He got them from the trial of the long knives.
SkepticMech
Fadawar was the rightful winner, using a precognitive witch child to alter the outcome is entirely against the spirit of the competition!
SkepticMech
Clearly I should have used a /s on the end of that...
picklous
Fadawar was also kind of a dick....
eotty
IIRC, the witch child saw a different fate but decided to lie to change the outcome.
SkepticMech
Agreed, that is what I was jokingly referring to.
aBastardNoLonger
...Are sweaty
WilliamWeird
There's rainbows on his hands already
Oldmemedigger
Nah he got them from going to the gym each and every year.
Randomman96
Nah, he has the bandages from when he used to make really big fucking holes that came right up. His daughter was a result of the last one.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
As my friend would say, "a really big fucking hole, coming right up".
GuyWhoNutsToThat
Sambalele
IUnderstoodThatReference.gif
Colenelshitpostermcgee
I did not. Sauce?
Sambalele
It's a reference to a character "Thermite" from Rainbow Six Siege, who uses his charges to breach walls.
SandwichRGood
He says a quote every time he places a breaching charge and one of them is "A REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE, COMING RIGHT UP"
Theiph
Thermite? Is that you?
SandwichRGood
Parenting sure has taken a toll on him. All his hair fell out.
RogueVector
And Hibana was the mom
Hawkner
Ash. Hibana is their edgy weeb teenage offspring
ZaWithDude
I approve.
LN2507
BayazTheBenevolent
polite .
gh013
OP?
cuervo0921
Saved! Thanks
ThePotatoBandit
i dont know when i will use this in the future, but ill save it just in case
bloodtypeinfinity
bulabula7
BamboozleInsurance
cab435
Menalaous
Very nice, I hadn't seen this version
medstudentkillme
My new response for everything
Angrynortherner
ThAfrican9023
Angrynortherner
BurningChaotic
TheMightyAceric
NotSteveWozniak
TheMaymayBoi
https://i.imgur.com/PO6Ua2H
Shakiso
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musicalmammal
DominusLux
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OscarsEstus
Mine now
ThereReallyIsAReactionGIFForEverything
Thanks for making my username relevant on yet another post!
engineertobe
and yet no giff with your comment
sup3rk1r8y
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Theonethatdoesntneedagun
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sleepingdisney
stolen
TedFatJoe
ILieForPoints
hofbrauhauss
ILieForPoints
MnemonicMonkeys
ILieForPoints
LapisSea
spasticninjamonkey
Needs a badge on her shirt that reads OP
minant
I wish this meme would die.
Mordanzibel
KnowerOfNothing
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
I mean I feel like this hardly needs to be said, but... yeah... I'll be taking that
joshybones
spectacular
WilliamPresley
tazedconfused
Faxxs
Pixnull
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
BoraDaExplora
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
AelitaS
Bad shitpost is bad.
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Idk I thought it was okay.
AelitaS
I mean the 'miss me' shitpost specifically.
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Oh. I’m ‘meh’ about it.
v
Basscoat
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LitchLitch
You'd almost be pathetic if you weren't so pointless
VoluptuousNarwhal
Get that weak shit outta here
PapaEmerituslIl
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
DadddyWarlord
Miss me with that gay shit!
CornChunks
LetumComplexo
Oh my god that’s fantastic.
Gwurver
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Being gay isnt special. You shouldn't need to announce it. Straight people dont. If my sons were gay i wouldn't treat them differently
AroAce
Because most will think that you are straight.
blairmichod
Being gay isn't unnatural but it isn't the natural state.
JStengah
It's the natural state for gay people. The word you're looking for is "common" but with a 1-in-10 estimate, it's not rare either.
blairmichod
I think the word I was looking for is "default".
JStengah
Well that's wrong too. Being gay is default for gay people. Try using words that don't carry a negative connotation that others are abnormal
notwhoutink
Well I see what he's trying to say.
SirBrendan
This reminds of the 'colour blind' nonsense. Sexual identity is a huge part of who we are. It isn't special but it also isn't nothing.
ToasterBaths
If your sexual identity is a “huge” part of who you are you should work on your personality.
Choreopithecus
They don’t ask for it to be a huge part of who they are. It’s forced upon them by larger society saying “you’re different from us.” Same >>
Choreopithecus
reason why having African heritage is a huge part of people’s identity while having Irish heritage is like “ya, whatever.”
mentallypsycho
people are assumed straight until told otherwise, hence the need to announce it
AroAce
Exactly.
malikcarr
Per the big CDC study < 3% of the US population is factually homosexual. That is a pretty small minority people generally don't expect.
Flyndaran
Shouldn't need to come out assumes people aren't murdered or raped for just existing gay. Reality disagrees with you sadly.
AroAce
Also if you do not come out most will just think that you are straight because most are.
Flyndaran
Or worse if you don't show overt signs of heterosexuality. I've met a few ace men that had some rumors started because of that.
AroAce
I wonder what my coworkers think of me since I never stated anything about sex or relationships.
cheekybuttcheek
I'm glad as a society we've reached a point where it's more common to let people love who they love than be shitty about it.
GadenKerensky
You sure about that?
kirbyvictorious
I have this weird fondness for watching old shows and seeing stuff about no gay marriage and being like "haha, this show is so outdated"
LitchLitch
Its still a close run thing darling, but it is definitely getting there
cheekybuttcheek
Exactly, appreciate the progress, keep eyes on the goal
kirbyvictorious
It's definitely getting there!
DeviledAvacado
We're getting there. Slowly, and despite some peoples efforts, but we are getting there.
IMakeDiapersAndDiaperAccessories
Lol. I am happy that there are people who think that is how it is.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Have you heard about dagestan.
DarkBluePhoenix
What a sheltered world you must live in...
InflatablePooJabber
Hah, you wish. I'm from germany and the vast majority of people I have met are homophobic. Some even say gays shoul be killed off, so yeah.
InflatablePooJabber
Not sure if I just meet the wrong people or if it's a common thing here. I'm just 21 so I haven't exactly been around just yet.
Macish
Not quite yet but we're getting there. I'm in the liberal Manchester, uk. I can't hold my bfs hand in public, we'd get abuse for it at best.
supersomatic
I dunno hey, you see the last reaction to someone getting it on with their sister? Don't think we're there yet.
AmberDunkelyheit
im bi and i can confirm that this isnt true.
Blze001
Sadly, there are still a lot of areas with cavemen mentality. Like Alabama.
beardedbeerdeer
Far from it. In Chechnya, for instance, gays are imprisoned and killed by the government.
AelitaS
Gays or gay people, because it sounds like you’re taking about a gang or something (the gays vs the straights)
Vercci
I'd say we're past the 50% mark, so even if there are cunts in the world we could still say it's more common
Vercci
Same way we can say racism is on its last legs, yet we're able to point out racists without needing to think hard about it.
Sbotkin
Because they are muslims.
PunkassUnicorn
False, everyone are straight in Chechnya, ergo, it cannot imprison that which it does not have. It has Nogays, but no gays.
iamkyleh
Not really. Not here in the southern states. If you come out you run the risk of losing all family and friends
IZ42
Depends on the city. Most of the larger cities in the south and every big city in Texas is fairly liberal.
GuardsmanMiku
America isn't the only country in the world
thirteenorphans
I'm in Oregon and I still don't plan on coming out ever.
cheekybuttcheek
There's still plenty of cities to go to. Before you had little options. So no, maybe not a great childhood, but that happens regardless.
Shewy92
Not everyone can afford to move and uproot their whole lives. Sometimes it's just easier to keep it to yourself
cheekybuttcheek
Not once did I say it was perfect, I said "more common" as in it has gotten better. My point is we made progress, Debbie Downer.
PurpleOttsel
Virginian here. Don't plan on telling my family about my boyfriend for another year. Older sister is bi, too, and said our dad was not happy
PurpleOttsel
All my friends were extremely accepting, though.
kirbyvictorious
Yes, but then your family and friends probably suck, so you were better off without them. (I'm bi in Texas and my family was not pleased)
llamalibrarian
hey fellow bi person in Texas! My parents weren't pleased, but they've come around to the idea & invited my gf & bf for Christmas last year!
kirbyvictorious
Wow you have one of each? Jealous.
iamkyleh
My parents know im bi and dads side does but moms side would disown me if they knew. (From arkansas)
returnofgannon
I'd also disown any family member that moved to Texas
EatsBees
Ehh, bigger cities aren't that bad. The ratio of "good ol' boys" to normal people is lower in bigger cities
kirbyvictorious
It's actually not bad here if you stay in the city. Really beautiful state. But no, I don't want to live here either, I'm moving to Europe.
GadenKerensky
What about Austin? I heard that was a veritable sea of quirky people.
EatsBees
Its weird, but starting to get pretentious about it. It's mostly people who like weird shit only because no one else does
kirbyvictorious
I found it delightful when I lived there
WeylandYutaniCorp
Had a friend chastise her kid for being straight. We're no longer friends.
mentallypsycho
WeylandYutaniCorp
LIGAFWYT
mentallypsycho
did you seriously abbreviate your whole sentence
IMakeDiapersAndDiaperAccessories
lawl what?
WeylandYutaniCorp
Long story short, her 12 year old said she was into boys, mom pulls the car over and tells her that cis gendered ppl are "ruining the world"
IMakeDiapersAndDiaperAccessories
Disheartening if true. :(
mentallypsycho
that doesnt make sense. Being cis and being straight are different
WeylandYutaniCorp
I know. But just try telling that to the crazy SJW bitch yelling at her kid for some made up shit in her head.
Unquote
Just yesterday billboards in Holland were destroyed because of 2 men kissing on it. That's Holland. Which society is okay with it?
AelitaS
Pretty sure if it were women the billboard would have been a lot bigger. I hate humans sometimes...