May 27, 2016 7:41 PM
dancestronaut
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Finally got my pulsar map tattoo!!
ifeny
Sweet
sillysoviet
Holy books Op +1
Jbow00
Two of my favorite things. Carl Sagan and nice thighs. ?
MusicPirate
Be prepared for billions and billions of dick pics.
eff2b
Sick tattoo
PulsarAV
I'm finally relevant!! Woo!
Lokiwho
Looks like an ingress field
Samammoth
Proud is a strong word
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
A friend of mine got that on his back, so he'd never be lost, no matter where he went.
scarletparsec
That's awesome! I have (almost) the same tattoo on my wrist, but without the binary lines (they were too small) /a/7w4Tn
DidYouSeeWhatIDidThere
Good job OP what made you get it?
toofast4satan
Very nice.Now if you ever get lost in space, extraterrestrials will be (hopefully) able to determine your point of origin.
uglysod
Cool and sexy..are you married
paulashley
This is awesome, @OP. I've always said if I get a tattoo, this would be it!
screamingwinemaker
Get it! Tattoos are beautiful. Not externally exactly but how YOU feel about it =)
LatteFoxtrot
Those stockings i fucking need them :<
guysimconfused
Cool tattoo, if I wasn't a pussy I would get one as well.
afremen
I do.
MegaDeuce
Plot twist: Pulsars are beacons used by advanced alien civilizations to target planets for demolition.
ImYourJiminyCricket
So you too, @OP, are made of star dust!
Saskquatch
Making Carl Sagan hard.
ICollectReactionGifs
this is not what we meant when we asked if you did science.
spawn5891
I'm pretty proud of this community because nobody asked: what's that?
MsLeading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque#Relative_position_of_the_Sun_to_the_center_of_the_Galaxy_and_14_pulsars
Just in case?
Yep :)
Th3BadWolf
Nice pulsar map op
TheGlow
Ewwww. Thigh highs with the feet cut out is like pizza with the cheese pulled off. Why does it exist?
tinybartender
So young to have never seen leg warmers. The '80 were long ago, it seems.
Im from the 80s, I didn't like em then either.
RandAIFlagg
That's awesome
oohblackbetty
Look at me Look at me LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE
Kudoskid
How many pictures did she take and delete you think before she got her toes and legs and warmers into the right position? Lol
25
That sounds like a realistic guess
Thank you your validation means the world to me:)
Username!
xrysta
Your socks don't cover your toes
cat793f
They are leg warmers. Doing their job
HelloYesThislsDog
In what situation would one want to have warm legs but cold toes?
LilyF
They were designed by ballet dancers to keep legs warm in between dancing.
StrangelyGrimm
I don't think she's a ballet dancer.
BathroomHumor
Well her name implies dancing so maybe she is.
ChronologicalMyopia
While the tatoo is cool, I think Sagan would be proud if you worked in a STEM field and promoted space exploration.
bak1984
I doubt he was that shallow. He'd be proud of anyone following their passions. He understood there is more to humanity than science & math.
Fandoge
You spelled tattoo wrong
draculasamurai
*incorrectly
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Nah he's like "sick tat" over all the rest the science.
btraqnasty
implying that she doesn't?
pancreas
You just got Blown The Fuck Out.
mikoroshi
I'd like to explore @op's spaces with my stem. Jesus, that was awful.
goodnessgraciousme
I'm pretty sure there's a feature where you can delete your comments!
A captain sinks with his ship.
Never admit wrongdoing
So ya know, half way there I suppose? So good on you.
You should change your username to CuntyCunterson.
Eh, i'll glass ya m8, i swear on me mum.
DaveYanakov
The original comment was poor judgement, this one was the condescension
...I work for JPL.
MasterofNoneSon
@OP what do you do at JPL?
Cool! Double good
myr14d
Well shit. I'm impressed.
StarSpangeledAbroad
Damn more intelligence in a hair follicle than in my entire body if you work for jpl
thepromisedLAN
The Jupiter Pluto legion?
NuclearWinterIsComing
Jet Propulsion Laboratories? The people who designed all the Mars rovers?
That's the one.
zlds
I was trying to major in astrophysics until I realized that I suck a huge dick at math. Bio/Nursing it is.
Everyone sucks at math, you have to keep at it, it's very much like learning a language and if you don't want to then it's not for you.
And i don't mean that in a bad way. I couldn't keep up with German for the life of me, and i essentially had American Steve Irwin teaching.
LamarTheHeadhumper
I bet sucking a smaller dick would make you feel better. I know just the guy too
Hahaha hey man if it’s Sal from Khan Academy then trust me even he couldn’t help
nefridelle
Have you thought about working in the lab? Lots of science! Little to no patient contact!
Hmm like the medical labs? I’ve never really looked into it but I might have to now
Yes like a medical lab. It's my personal favorite job. You really should look into it :)
piscesdreamer
Condescending comment is condescending
spookyu
Lotta that on imgur, people making a lot of assumptions off of a couple pics or 140 character comments :\ guess it comes with the territory
Yeah, like this person assuming malice on my part or that I wouldn't have said the exact same thing to a man in the same context.
Fair enough.
Is it? Because I'm pretty sure a voyager record tattoo wouldn't make him nearly as proud as her working for JPL, which wasn't noted anywhere
[deleted]
Yet, I didn't say a thing about her being a woman?
Eisegreis
Honestly, you're the one bringing gender into this. The point was tattoo vs. scientific background.
Sorry, pioneer* it really is a cool tattoo though.
I do...
Idownvotepcmasterrace
Doubt it, you're a woman
coldshock
I'd explore your space, if you know what i mean ;)
KaineZilla
Ur hot af
JethroRig
That's cool, what do you do? Or was that lost in the comments? Ohh I hope we get a FP edit
FisterC
... BY DANCING!!!
triggrhaapi
Props for shutting his ass down immediately. That was amazing.
I don't think people get the reference.
Awesome, so hey, yeah you're probably making him proud.
RomeoSniper
Also probably has a good job so another plus
FlyingScotsman27
Sweet! What do you do? More importantly, can you help me get to space. Life goal #1 right there.
valen00
I can, I'm going to need ~$20M though
Answer42
Only $20 million for a launch? Damn that's cheap. You should get into the industry if you can do that!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Tito#Spaceflight
rhinofire
I can get you there for $1 million now alive, costs about $19 more..
catscatsyeahcats
I mean if you're already spending a million, what's another nineteen bucks?
NatureNspace
At my brothers wedding ceremony he quoted carl sagan in place of reading scripture.. Fuckin heads rolled..
HeavymetalRandall
Carl Sagan should be capitalized. Go back to first grade.
Fuck me i hate using mobile... Sorry guys.. Jus
luciferlove
That Wud have been one cool wedding
S4telliteJ4ck
Your brother is my hero. Tell him Satellite Jack said that.
pandasmakemehappy
Well if that isn't just super edgy! :)
Alright guys calm yourselves, it was at the Chabot Space & Science Center in Berkley, Ca. They held the ceremony in a planetarium which was
Imghurrr
That's awesome, sounds like a cool sude
t scroll from the bottom ya lazy cunts...
Wonderfully nerdy:)
playing and as they were walking out of COURSE they played the star wars theme. To put it into two words i would say the wedding was...
out from behind mercury to be exposed to the brilliantly beautiful sun. Oh yeah, as everyone was coming on stage the star trek theme was
tibschris
At mine I read a passage from "The King in Yellow." Someone passed out without warning.
Flyndaran
We're all gathered here to bear witness to our great god. Ia, ia, ftaghn.
What was the passage??
Near the end of The Yellow Sign, the paragraph before <19> http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/YellSign.shtml
thadius856
O.O so romantic
sunnybeachjeeper
Omg you never did. Really?
Totally did and it was awesome. Wedding invites had hidden mythos symbols on them.
liquidsnakex
Heads are gonna fuckin roll if you don't tell me what he quoted!
borgeano
We had Borges read at ours :)
OldIronsides
So long as you didn't have the borg read it. "You shall be assimilated!
sick as tits because it looked like we were traveling through the solar system the whole time and when it was time for the kiss we came
RabbiShmuley
I wish I'd thought of that!
GiraffeEtiquette
Your brother sounds like a douche. Is he a douche?
Tamaska
No kidding! He did something he wanted to at his own wedding? What a dick
Ocolura
His wedding, his business.
axiomatik
He doesn't sound at all like a douche, it's his wedding. Now *you* on the other hand...
KenMmmkay
540 REKT
iamdanman
What was the quote?
.
areallycreativeusername
reddaggerz
Is there anything else besides the pale blue dot speech?
Araphor
Once I've heard "A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage" in a party here in my country, something as a baptism to a baby.
MrCocoLoco
I want to know too
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Me three
Yiffer5000
Me four.
MorgothTheDemonLordFormerlyKnownAsMelkor
Storytime @gratefulnotdead pls
noshna
PLS
CoughedupFurball
Story! Story! Story!
ifeny
Sweet
sillysoviet
Holy books Op +1
Jbow00
Two of my favorite things. Carl Sagan and nice thighs. ?
MusicPirate
Be prepared for billions and billions of dick pics.
eff2b
Sick tattoo
PulsarAV
I'm finally relevant!! Woo!
Lokiwho
Looks like an ingress field
Samammoth
Proud is a strong word
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
A friend of mine got that on his back, so he'd never be lost, no matter where he went.
scarletparsec
That's awesome! I have (almost) the same tattoo on my wrist, but without the binary lines (they were too small) /a/7w4Tn
DidYouSeeWhatIDidThere
Good job OP what made you get it?
toofast4satan
Very nice.Now if you ever get lost in space, extraterrestrials will be (hopefully) able to determine your point of origin.
uglysod
Cool and sexy..are you married
paulashley
This is awesome, @OP. I've always said if I get a tattoo, this would be it!
screamingwinemaker
Get it! Tattoos are beautiful. Not externally exactly but how YOU feel about it =)
LatteFoxtrot
Those stockings i fucking need them :<
guysimconfused
Cool tattoo, if I wasn't a pussy I would get one as well.
afremen
I do.
MegaDeuce
Plot twist: Pulsars are beacons used by advanced alien civilizations to target planets for demolition.
ImYourJiminyCricket
So you too, @OP, are made of star dust!
Saskquatch
Making Carl Sagan hard.
ICollectReactionGifs
this is not what we meant when we asked if you did science.
spawn5891
I'm pretty proud of this community because nobody asked: what's that?
MsLeading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque#Relative_position_of_the_Sun_to_the_center_of_the_Galaxy_and_14_pulsars
spawn5891
Just in case?
MsLeading
Yep :)
Th3BadWolf
Nice pulsar map op
TheGlow
Ewwww. Thigh highs with the feet cut out is like pizza with the cheese pulled off. Why does it exist?
tinybartender
So young to have never seen leg warmers. The '80 were long ago, it seems.
TheGlow
Im from the 80s, I didn't like em then either.
RandAIFlagg
That's awesome
oohblackbetty
Look at me Look at me LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE
Kudoskid
How many pictures did she take and delete you think before she got her toes and legs and warmers into the right position? Lol
oohblackbetty
25
Kudoskid
That sounds like a realistic guess
oohblackbetty
Thank you your validation means the world to me:)
PulsarAV
Username!
xrysta
Your socks don't cover your toes
cat793f
They are leg warmers. Doing their job
HelloYesThislsDog
In what situation would one want to have warm legs but cold toes?
LilyF
They were designed by ballet dancers to keep legs warm in between dancing.
StrangelyGrimm
I don't think she's a ballet dancer.
BathroomHumor
Well her name implies dancing so maybe she is.
ChronologicalMyopia
While the tatoo is cool, I think Sagan would be proud if you worked in a STEM field and promoted space exploration.
bak1984
I doubt he was that shallow. He'd be proud of anyone following their passions. He understood there is more to humanity than science & math.
Fandoge
You spelled tattoo wrong
draculasamurai
*incorrectly
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Nah he's like "sick tat" over all the rest the science.
btraqnasty
implying that she doesn't?
pancreas
You just got Blown The Fuck Out.
mikoroshi
I'd like to explore @op's spaces with my stem. Jesus, that was awful.
goodnessgraciousme
I'm pretty sure there's a feature where you can delete your comments!
StrangelyGrimm
A captain sinks with his ship.
mikoroshi
Never admit wrongdoing
ChronologicalMyopia
So ya know, half way there I suppose? So good on you.
pancreas
You should change your username to CuntyCunterson.
ChronologicalMyopia
Eh, i'll glass ya m8, i swear on me mum.
DaveYanakov
The original comment was poor judgement, this one was the condescension
dancestronaut
...I work for JPL.
MasterofNoneSon
@OP what do you do at JPL?
ChronologicalMyopia
Cool! Double good
myr14d
Well shit. I'm impressed.
StarSpangeledAbroad
Damn more intelligence in a hair follicle than in my entire body if you work for jpl
thepromisedLAN
The Jupiter Pluto legion?
NuclearWinterIsComing
Jet Propulsion Laboratories? The people who designed all the Mars rovers?
dancestronaut
That's the one.
zlds
I was trying to major in astrophysics until I realized that I suck a huge dick at math. Bio/Nursing it is.
ChronologicalMyopia
Everyone sucks at math, you have to keep at it, it's very much like learning a language and if you don't want to then it's not for you.
ChronologicalMyopia
And i don't mean that in a bad way. I couldn't keep up with German for the life of me, and i essentially had American Steve Irwin teaching.
LamarTheHeadhumper
I bet sucking a smaller dick would make you feel better. I know just the guy too
zlds
Hahaha hey man if it’s Sal from Khan Academy then trust me even he couldn’t help
nefridelle
Have you thought about working in the lab? Lots of science! Little to no patient contact!
zlds
Hmm like the medical labs? I’ve never really looked into it but I might have to now
nefridelle
Yes like a medical lab. It's my personal favorite job. You really should look into it :)
piscesdreamer
Condescending comment is condescending
spookyu
Lotta that on imgur, people making a lot of assumptions off of a couple pics or 140 character comments :\ guess it comes with the territory
ChronologicalMyopia
Yeah, like this person assuming malice on my part or that I wouldn't have said the exact same thing to a man in the same context.
spookyu
Fair enough.
ChronologicalMyopia
Is it? Because I'm pretty sure a voyager record tattoo wouldn't make him nearly as proud as her working for JPL, which wasn't noted anywhere
[deleted]
[deleted]
ChronologicalMyopia
Yet, I didn't say a thing about her being a woman?
Eisegreis
Honestly, you're the one bringing gender into this. The point was tattoo vs. scientific background.
ChronologicalMyopia
Sorry, pioneer* it really is a cool tattoo though.
dancestronaut
I do...
Idownvotepcmasterrace
Doubt it, you're a woman
coldshock
I'd explore your space, if you know what i mean ;)
KaineZilla
Ur hot af
JethroRig
That's cool, what do you do? Or was that lost in the comments? Ohh I hope we get a FP edit
FisterC
... BY DANCING!!!
triggrhaapi
Props for shutting his ass down immediately. That was amazing.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ChronologicalMyopia
I don't think people get the reference.
ChronologicalMyopia
Awesome, so hey, yeah you're probably making him proud.
RomeoSniper
Also probably has a good job so another plus
FlyingScotsman27
Sweet! What do you do? More importantly, can you help me get to space. Life goal #1 right there.
valen00
I can, I'm going to need ~$20M though
Answer42
Only $20 million for a launch? Damn that's cheap. You should get into the industry if you can do that!
valen00
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Tito#Spaceflight
rhinofire
I can get you there for $1 million now alive, costs about $19 more..
catscatsyeahcats
I mean if you're already spending a million, what's another nineteen bucks?
NatureNspace
At my brothers wedding ceremony he quoted carl sagan in place of reading scripture.. Fuckin heads rolled..
HeavymetalRandall
Carl Sagan should be capitalized. Go back to first grade.
NatureNspace
Fuck me i hate using mobile... Sorry guys.. Jus
luciferlove
That Wud have been one cool wedding
S4telliteJ4ck
Your brother is my hero. Tell him Satellite Jack said that.
pandasmakemehappy
Well if that isn't just super edgy! :)
NatureNspace
Alright guys calm yourselves, it was at the Chabot Space & Science Center in Berkley, Ca. They held the ceremony in a planetarium which was
Imghurrr
That's awesome, sounds like a cool sude
NatureNspace
t scroll from the bottom ya lazy cunts...
NatureNspace
Wonderfully nerdy:)
NatureNspace
playing and as they were walking out of COURSE they played the star wars theme. To put it into two words i would say the wedding was...
NatureNspace
out from behind mercury to be exposed to the brilliantly beautiful sun. Oh yeah, as everyone was coming on stage the star trek theme was
tibschris
At mine I read a passage from "The King in Yellow." Someone passed out without warning.
Flyndaran
We're all gathered here to bear witness to our great god. Ia, ia, ftaghn.
MegaDeuce
What was the passage??
tibschris
Near the end of The Yellow Sign, the paragraph before <19> http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/YellSign.shtml
thadius856
O.O so romantic
sunnybeachjeeper
Omg you never did. Really?
tibschris
Totally did and it was awesome. Wedding invites had hidden mythos symbols on them.
liquidsnakex
Heads are gonna fuckin roll if you don't tell me what he quoted!
borgeano
We had Borges read at ours :)
OldIronsides
So long as you didn't have the borg read it. "You shall be assimilated!
NatureNspace
sick as tits because it looked like we were traveling through the solar system the whole time and when it was time for the kiss we came
RabbiShmuley
I wish I'd thought of that!
GiraffeEtiquette
Your brother sounds like a douche. Is he a douche?
Tamaska
No kidding! He did something he wanted to at his own wedding? What a dick
Ocolura
His wedding, his business.
axiomatik
He doesn't sound at all like a douche, it's his wedding. Now *you* on the other hand...
KenMmmkay
liquidsnakex
540 REKT
iamdanman
What was the quote?
StrangelyGrimm
.
areallycreativeusername
.
reddaggerz
Is there anything else besides the pale blue dot speech?
Araphor
Once I've heard "A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage" in a party here in my country, something as a baptism to a baby.
MrCocoLoco
I want to know too
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Me three
Yiffer5000
Me four.
MorgothTheDemonLordFormerlyKnownAsMelkor
Storytime @gratefulnotdead pls
noshna
PLS
CoughedupFurball
Story! Story! Story!