Aryanne
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For the Dutchies
babbzilla
I'm #18
livinginimgurlife
These are the types of threads that can be blamed for me being unproductive...
AJJ29
That pig though
PseudoDoc
@pseudocheer have someting to laugh at babe :)
stupidMosquitos
The last photo spoke to me on a spiritual level
MurderBear628
Do happy zombie noises sound like Chewbacca?
HmmTurtle
This album is too relatable
VortexKiki
#3 relates to me too much
t0nyfranda
That last one is too real. I have a 6 year old lab named Puppy.
Maldraek
This is the right size of dump.
darthchocolate
I may have made all of those zombie noises and then chuckled to myself.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Died at fitness whole pizza in my mouth. Coronary heart disease is a bitch.
rainbowcoloredpoop
Dikke vissa!
Wonkyth
Please explain! :D
rainbowcoloredpoop
"Fissa" is Dutch slang for "party", or "feestje". Dik (literally fat), is also used to say shit's fun. Basically the whole party is lit.
Wonkyth
Aah, I got Dik just fine, but I'm not too familiar with slang. Thanks muchly. :D
AnotherAmericanPsycho
My dog's name is Puppy, he likes it.
CorneliusCornwall
I wasn't sad before, now I'm very happy.
iamlurkerllama
As a twin I can verify that we were both unplanned
MooserooM
I miss the little icon that tells me how many pictures are in a post..
plamboo
I was just thinking the same thing :(
doubleponytogo
Me too!! Now it's always a gamble. How long will it take? 5 mins? 3 hours? A week? Who knows..
doubleponytogo
Me too!! Now it's always a gamble. How long will it take? 5 mins? 3 hours? A week? Who knows..
DotSlashNatalie
"What do you mean this is my retirement lunch? I'm only on image #2147483648 in this tumblr dump!"
DefinitelyNotJackBlack
The puppy one is completely how I look at dogs of any size or age.
Datjoch
+1 for dikke vissa
ThatAsianDudeWithASmallAfro
What does it mean ?!
mmmaxi
Originally is "dikke fissa" >slang for big party. "Vis" means fish so dikke Vissa is like big fish
Datjoch
Dikke fissa is something people say when a party is lit. Dikke also means fat and vis means fish. So Dikke Vissa is a fat fucking fish
Ekajra
I guessed the literal meaning because cognates, but I love the colloquial meaning. Might have to start using that.
Datjoch
Hope this helps mate
ScruffytheWD
I wish I had enough sleep to make up my DNA...
Shitposting2017
I chuckled, here's all I can repay +1
tygerpsimatrix
#10 got me :D
ProcessorSaurus
#9 Every. Damn. Time.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Fall to death.
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
caaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! that kills people!
whatevenarecats
CAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLL
SuperAwkwardGirl
Fail to death.
LonesomePartyFish
That feeling when you're dutch and one of the jokes is dedicated to you
Aryanne
*high five*
Dukeoferrl
The tea thing actually just saved my life, caught it just in time
Aryanne
Hahah, you're welcome
ilovecrazymonkeys
Yes me too...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Goddamnit now I want tea
axiomatik
Life or death tea? Must be British.
IComeWithWifi
Tea is life.
ChrisTheGopher
The one about the hour early wakeup and shower is what I do before work every day :( I play games too much
Civikjm
Does the sloth even have time to contemplate what happened before they hit the ground?
Flyndaran
Mythical versions of real animals can do whatever you want. That stupid "fact" requires we have telepathy to know what they're thinking.
wrackspurts
I texted my boyfriend the other day with 'best day ever!' and his response was just 'baby or puppy...'
Computerlife
you know, exercise is a great way to reduce stress.... just saying
RoswellM
That post was the MOST teenage thing I've read in a while.
ShdwRrw
Wait, is forcing yourself into apathy not a good choice? I've literally done that the past several years.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
people call it "not giving a fuck". the internet can lead you to believe its a good thing, but im not entirely convinced.
ShdwRrw
Yeah, the people close to me could die and I don't think I'd be seriously affected honestly. My family says I'm heartless in that sense.
cerastes
I'm stressed that I can't even 2pl8 bench for sets and get no mires.
ScourgeOfAges
Alas, stressed people are frequently stressed because they have no free time.
Darksideofuranus
yeah but if you literally don't have 3ominutes to spare in a day your working in a slave labor camp or have 16 children.
DotSlashNatalie
I'm currently working in the dark side of uranus's mine so....
ScourgeOfAges
Did you mean 3, or 30? Either way, another reason are stressed is because they have no energy.
Darksideofuranus
Exercise is a great way to boost energy levels and lower stress
NoBanksBro
#1 I have a 12-page paper due tomorrow, I'm on page 4, and I'm on Imgur.
rainbowcoloredpoop
If I can make a 22 page paper in 48 hours, you can do the 12 page paper in time! Good luck!
NoBanksBro
Just finished it, including abstract, reference page, and all the bells and whistles. Haha
rainbowcoloredpoop
Yay! Way to go!
Aryanne
Good luck! You can do it :D
NoBanksBro
Just finished it, including abstract, reference page, and all the bells and whistles. Haha
pancreas
you're fucked.
NoBanksBro
Just finished it, including abstract, reference page, and all the bells and whistles. Haha
pancreas
Nice, you finished the rough draft!