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Jun 1, 2017 4:02 AM
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0ih469qy
No shit
CanadianBigFeet
okay so this still hasnt been answered. is he drunk or dead?
Chubalufogous
glutenfreepotato
Reference to what bc right now I'm just sad
crunkclo
What a bear-necessity
RickSanchezfromdimensionJ57Zeta8
That brother-fucker!!
Evanrudeplz
As in you found him dead? Or just shit-faced?
MacabreCuriosity
We need answers
CuteSpitoon
SuckMyUnpopularOpinion
So was he really ded?
IChangedMyUsernameBecauseMyGirlfriendKnowsMyOldOne
Your friend should surround himself with better people.
fuckpuffins
Awful
BirdmanSucked
Beer necessities
sometimesappropriate
Ya know what's sad? I hear stories like this all the time! Like it's so common to bone your SO's bro/sis. Sorry to hear.
justsignedupforthishit
Damn, you can't EVER get off Imgur for one fucking second or you’ll miss all the references!
HeroOfKvatch1
Meanwhile his neighbors are overhearing the whole thing like,
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FSMPirate
THANK YOU!
bopitbro
Happened with my uncles. The poison of something like that touches the whole family.
bluesun68
Like you wouldn't nail her sister if you had a chance.
kevbot5000
If it makes you feel any better it would appear your buddy is a bear which is a pretty fucking great thing to be.
Enoan
HOLY SHIT THATS NOT A MAN THATS A BEAR.
thedarkcanuck
You could say it's one of the bear necessities
BigAssBadBear
Being a bear is a great thing to be
UrsoKronsage
Absolutely
AdongWrecker
Now he understands that he only needs the bear necessities of life
dancfontaine
Joe Rogan said being a bear is some dark shit, the males eat their cubs to get the female to be down to fuck again
kevbot5000
It does make you realize there are limits to what you'd do for sex.
divatriformis
Was he dead or drunk?
momiro
Dead drunk, it's in the title
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dlmn8r
Both.
Souljah42
So wwwait.. We're saying he was drunk or dead?
ABoyIsNoOne
PlZZATHEHUTT
Come on now. Look for the bare necessities, The simple bare necessities, Forget about your worries and your strife!
BeensBeens
Go kick the shit out of his brother and punt his cunt of a wife in the cooter.
TCxStorm
Hoof her in the front butt.
Stinkyfrenchpenissoakedinonions
Grab her by the covfefe
PhiIIipJFry
I guess the covfefe meme is dead
GiggleBeard
Its quickly becoming that one hit song radio stations play 30 fucking times in one day.
dancfontaine
become*
Stinkyfrenchpenissoakedinonions
It was born and died before it got to see the world
PlatypusPowersActivate
Cunt punt
BeensBeens
Exactly
IshartedOnce
Clam kick
BeensBeens
Pussy footing ;)
LumberCat
What kind of brother does that?
SuperTurboChargedRudeBoi
Ryan giggs
tweek0423
My sister in law asked me when she was drunk. I declined, walked so there was a wall between us, then proceeded to bolt out of the house!
fumbledrop
One that doesnt exist, like this story
AlaskanMatt
Same type of wife, a crap one that doesn't need to be involved in your life anymore.
SchrodingersSchrodinger
I think ppl get to be so unhappy that they make bad choices thinking it will help them to feel better. My BIL has kind of put out feelers
SchrodingersSchrodinger
2-3 times. I talk about how in love with my hubby I am, & call my BIL brother when we talk (eg hey brother) Try to be kind & supportive
acastaneda
Mine tried... asshole!
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
My wife's ex hubby's father in that situation. He was raised by his uncle. His mother also cheated on the uncle with brother 3.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
All 3 brothers were raised by a piece of shit as well. My wife's ex is also a piece of shit. So, I think some people are just raised by shit
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
and become shit.
poppgoestheweasel
People are trash, man. It could be anything from jealousy to indifference.
dancfontaine
Probably indifference led on by some alcohol fueled arousal
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Unhappy people who cause unhappiness on others are trash*
poppgoestheweasel
^You're right, that's more accurate.