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I was going to wait until Father's Day but I can't keep a secret for that long
Can't tell friends/family yet, so you'll have to do!
EDIT: wow thank you all so much! I didn't imagine the amount of support I'd get here (and.. interesting.. messages)
My husband is thrilled! I was diagnosed with endometriosis over 3 years ago so this has been a struggle for us. For those of you who say you're hoping for the same, hang in there!
Winterstrike
PREGANANANT?
oobeedoobenubi
As a new father, I am excited for my first fathers day.
tonybaby
CONGRATS lady!
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cheesypita
His reaction basically
cheesypita
Also THANK YOU lots n lots.
Ryennjessica
I struggle with PCOS, had 2 positive home tests & then a negative blood test about 3 weeks ago, this gives me some hope. Congratulations!
cheesypita
Endo+ polycystic ovaries (not pcos) and one tube stuck to the ovary- we were about to give up! Dr cleared my good tube and put me on
cheesypita
Letrozole and it happened the second month after my surgery! Anything is possible, hang tight and don't give up.
OddOne8
@OP Congrats, prepare now for all the asinine advice people will try to give you, even if you insist you don't want it.
smtxom
When he sees the piss sticks
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Bortus
What a magnificent gif
Itekisan
Congratulations! Are you sure it's yours?
thisappisajoke
The next surprise will be if she's going to be a mom or a dad.
cheesypita
Honestly 50/50
APieceOfFuckingShit
I found this reply amusing.
nukethelizards
All I hear is the Clearblue easy commercial "Preeggnannnt!!!!!!" Congrats!
HolidayMaker
I'm not ever having kids and my mother in law is going nuts for grandchildren. We watch HGTV together every evening, and this commercial 1/2
nukethelizards
(... and my soul weeping inside)
HolidayMaker
comes on and you could cut the tension in the air with a knife. Just seeing these Clearblue sticks and hearing that voice make me cringe.
ButtonsAreForPushing
If he doesn't respond with "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad", then there's just nothing we can do for him.
Rivalyn
Well if it's the first pregnancy you can't be so demanding it takes a while for Dadhood to develop far enough to produce spontaneous puns.
CypherSteak
If he says this, marry him again!
yuugian
had trouble clicking the upvote, hand was shaking with laughter
ButtonsAreForPushing
Thanks for the updoot, Michael J Twitchyhands!
iamthisguy247
He'll learn. Sometimes nothing beats on the job training.
Momomo08
We can rebuild him we have the technology
Beepity
With jumper cables?
Av8rgrl
You're a very lucky woman. Crossing my fingers for the same next week.
cheesypita
Good luck! Took us well over a year
Muchbeefsodinner
As a soon to be dad (july 18th).. fucking congrats.
infidiLL
HOLY SHIT CONGRATULATIONS!
rolyat93
Good job putting the cap back on the pee stick area. You'll be a good mom!
TroutYabo
Congrats on the sex.
AbyssusPuella
Congratulations, I'm due with my first in about a week if he shows up on time, my husband is beyond excited waiting for him to get here
minizeries
You could get a Father's Day baby! (Congratulations!)
hellknight58
That poor guy.
cinemeasctha
Congratulations to you both. Take care of yourself OP
terrorofthederp
He's pregnant?!?
DogBoobs
3 times...that's like 27 months of pregnancy... damn!
laughinginpublic
Congratulations! Babies are great!! Get your sleep now. Source: mom of an infant.
Randersuarus
Mom of a toddler who sleeps perfectly...I'm still exhausted lol
zeusdemigod131
19 year-old male college student on break... I'm always tired
JerkStoreCalling
If only you could store up sleep.
Assfarmer
I'm here for you OP, I can't believe that scumbag would get you and three other women pregnant...
thatmodeltankbuilder
The girl I'm dating rn has endometriosis, too. She's scared that she won't be able to have the 6 kids that she wants. Congratulations, @OP!
MrDeadsr
So you are giving him used pregnancy tests? Dunno your financial situation but even when you're on a budget that's a bad gift
DapperAndroid
I mean, I'm probably going to get my dad socks. But piss sticks are nice too I guess!?
MeowAllTheTime
Congratulations! Do you mind if I ask what kind of treatment you went through for endo? We are not having any luck and close to giving up...
cheesypita
Laparoscopic ablation to remove adhesions, 1.5 years of depo provera to halt growths, then another laparoscopy for ablation and dye test-
cheesypita
The dye test cleared some gunk out of my tubes then we used letrozole to hyperstimulate my good ovary. Don't do the depo if she wants to get
cheesypita
pregnant right away! It takes forever to clear your system, but it does help control symptoms and reverse some of the damage. PM me anytime
MeowAllTheTime
Hey thanks! I did Lupron depo (not fun side effects) and had a polypectomy.
bratlee
I think you're pregnant
ronangelo
One more test to be sure?
Darjeel
Pregananananant?
BlackDragoness
Woman diagnosed by imgur!!!
ohmegatron
*prangent
khazorath
But are you sure?
Pufferfish1026
think. think. think. think.
Gotkovsky
Not pregnant, preganenant.
luminaraunduli
Pregnart
UnremarkablyInteresting
"welcome home babe, Heres a bunch of sticks I peed on."
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
"Aww, babe you know me so well!"
hathorlover
The cap covers that part
UnremarkablyInteresting
Seals for freshness
UncleLeos
My (now ex-)wife just texted me. Seriously. I'm not a sentimental person but I was really upset so I'm glad to see you've done it right.
Aibell125
My husband heard me scream...there was no real 'announcement'
minizeries
It wasn't a big surprise for my husband since we drove to CVS together; I just blurted it out as we stepped out to walk the dog after.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Told my fiance to his face and got a "that's cool". Not the reaction I wanted. He was excited after the fact and has been getting more
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Excited the closer we get to the due date. He was just shocked and didn't know what to say
UncleLeos
I can definitely understand being dumbstruck. Enjoy every second together before the baby comes! And go see every single movie!
Aibell125
My hubby was the same. It doesn't really get "real" for them until the baby comes.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
I'm 31 weeks and I can tell he's getting more excited. Always asks if baby is moving. I have a lazy kid though so I'm constantly saying no
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peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
That is possibly one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Congrats! I'm so impatient for my little girl to show up. I know I shouldn't but
fantasticmisterfox13
Pregnant 3 times?! That's a lot of babies
KillerHeels
Let's hope theres no twins
AusSpyder
FFFFFFFANNNY
no she has 3 husbands
eggDK
But it's gonna be a tough 27 months..
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kornholio135
As a father of triplets...yep.
misterpinkeye13
Your beef is strong
cheesypita
I got a little over zealous with the pee-sticks
wazztastic
Can you send me one when you're done. It's for a friend.
SgtChowdown
dude i did the same thing i took like four of those bitches in a row AND THEN went to planned parenthood for the blood test
Yesaye94
You didn't, did you!?! Never noticed.
DreadPierateRoberts
Did you keep going back to the store for more?
insongwhang
https://youtu.be/8g8OxU-5K6Y congrats, we're expecting our second =)
UuTeaEff
I've peed on 3 within the last 24hrs
goatfishduck
When we were trying we triple tested too. just to be sure. Congrats!!!!!
peridotite
Gotta be super sure.
37PiecesOfFlair
Annnnnnnd that's also how you got pregnant...
cheesypita
Bah dum tiss
KatKetamine
I took 3 tests when I found out too!
GibbGibb
I did 2. We found out on mother's day. Congratulations! When are you due?
Seawyn
When I found out I was pregnant with my first I used a dollar store pee test. So I went and bought the most expensive one for the second hah
relaxyobatty
Me too. I didn't trust a cheap result.
JoreckRJasra
Oh and congrats btw
fantasticmisterfox13
My wife used three separate ones herself
lcplspanky
3 packs are really common, so might as well use them all to be sure
imaginedear
2nd to verify, 3rd cuz you are excited
ErinSparkles
Also the results on the digital ones disappear aftet a few days.
Ribrianne
She just likes peeing on the sticks.
coraflora
Aren't pregnancy tests 100% accurate if they say pregnant but not the other way around?
IFavouriteCuteStuff
It's something crazy like a million to one false positive, but it happens.
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
Not always but like 98% of the time yes. Should always go to the doctor after getting a positive at home test to get it confirmed.
asquiiiiiiisha
Very close to, yes. False positives are very rare.
JoreckRJasra
Shoulda done 3 different brands, make a science project out of it
itypewerdsonline
and then present it to your husband
firstnationhombre
And different tree species
justacap
Man, if you could wait, that'd be super cool. Film it, though @OP
cheesypita
I'm so bad with secrets! He'd know something was up
justacap
That's fine, just don't tell him. "I've gotta a secret, a secret, a secret, and you don't get to know!"
NoHarmDan
And he'd guess it and know he guessed right.
IgniaEternale
That'll give him time to absorb the idea before she drops it on him... Maybe resulting in a better reaction?
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Me and my SO both are. We can't shop early or plan surprises cuz we always cave early. Once gave a gift 3 months early... smh
IAmASavvyGiraffe
Don't drag me into this -_-
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Don't stalk my comments -_-
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
I'm the same way, I wind up telling everyone what I'm getting them for presents lol. Congrats to you both!
notme222
Especially if you're already 8 1/2 months pregnant.
justacap
10 days? *scratches head*