Nebbie
729
11
1
Launching directly to the danger zone
Launchpad to the danger zone. This will make them pass out just as it runs out of fuel.
A short while later. The first attempt had no drogues, and while it completed the contracts, I don't like smearing Kerbal all over the grassland so close to KSC; it really hurts property values.
"WE'RE COMING IN TOO FAST" - wimpy tourists who aren't used to 30+mph crashes. This is why they were rejected from being Kerbonauts.
Who even needs decouplers? This pod can literally hit the ground at 90 miles an hour.