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This list contains the stories of both Imgur & Reddit users. I didn't get a huge amount of messages from imgurians on my last post because I was to lazy to add a description, but I'm hoping to this time!
Enjoy.
BaldEagleBeater666
Where is part 1? Can't be bothered to find it.
HelloAlanRickmanItsAlanRickman
PantyHacker
I once urinated in a litter box because I didn't want to walk downstairs to the bathroom
you4gotblueberries
I ordered 10 cans of soda from a Chinese restaurant in order to meet the delivery minimum and avoid walking to the CVS next door.
CheapySheepy
I slept in the shower once because I didn't want to get out the shower and dry myself.
arialbold
I have a dog so I don't have to pick up food I dropped on the floor.
DuckyBird101
One of my cats is dig like in that way
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/RrK72l6
AlienPrime
LOL at the guy in the back!!
JenaCarsen62
I met someone with a mom like urs except is was the hole house. she never left the 1st floor & was 4 times messer then most people.
bassmongo
My mom didn't want to clean the bathroom, so she gave birth to and raised me so she could tell me to do it.
DuckyBird101
I met someone with a mom like urs except is was the hole house. she never left the 1st floor & was 4 times messer then most people.
PsychoDK
I once threw out all my dirty dishes, knives and forks Because buying new ones from ikea was easier then cleaning them.
bodogfight
Yeah...I do this all the time. Also throw out leftovers in Tupperware and buy new Tupperware rather than wash them.
HughLaurie
I fell asleep at my desk doing HW. When I woke up, instead of walking 10ft to my bed, I laid on the floor by my desk and went back to sleep.
Witchpig
I once phoned my sister to come and turn my bedroom light off, whilst I was still in bed.
ameriki
My wife would pickup the extension and tell which ever child that was still on the phone to come turn off her light.
Witchpig
Not a bad idea.. Gets the child to consider getting off the phone, and the light off. Points for multitasking!
ShadowedByFame
I don't comment, I just 'like'.
konfetti
he said in a comment ^^
honeybadger314
I Febreezed my son on the way to the bus stop.
DuckyBird101
My exmotherinlaw use febreeze in place of washing clothes 2 offten even if one of her cats peed on her clothes.Febreeze still make me sick
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
how are you not getting more upvotes?
testingonetwothreetesting
I drove to school, but couldn't find a parking spot. So I drove home
bigbattaboom
I've done this so many times...
SugarWaterPurple
I had class from 8-5, each class being 1 hour long. I woke up at 8:01, and decided the day was lost so I stayed in bed till 6
VaginaBob
I'm doing this right now. Class started fifteen minutes ago. I Woke up 14 minutes ago.
fattyfatfatlikeshiscookies
Lost count on how many times I've missed class because of this
kalynndarcy
Wake up. Look at clock.. "Even if I start getting ready now I'll be 30 minutes late for work. Hell, might as well call in sick."
LaurenSlade
This happens to me more than I would like to admit!
thornykins
I'm doing this as we speak.
ReptilianOverlord
I did this last week.
MissileWaster
One time I showed up 49 minutes late to a 50 minute class. Still got on the attendance for the day too.
TravDrinksBeer
That's actually impressive
TheJellyMonster
For 5 years I slept with a bra on so I could just go to school and not have to actually change.
haggishaggis
Did you keep it on for 5 years straight?
TheJellyMonster
only took it off to shower and when i washed it :c
DuckyBird101
I did the same thing all through Junior High after I forgot to put it on one day & my boobs where visible to everyone during gym class 1/2
DuckyBird101
I only noticed because the guys where laughing & pointing, not one of my "friends" told me :/
TheJellyMonster
dude i posted this 2 years ago, how did you find this
Aramahn
Once, as a teenager, I beat off 5 times straight becuase I was too lazy to get up and turn off the VCR and I kept getting turned on.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Done it too. The fifth time is quite painful..... and empty.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
*was
Aramahn
I've heard that on the sixth, all that comes out is a flag with the word "BANG" on it.
area42
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
thundrlipz
can vouch
TomPopp
I am indeed an imgur olympian
DoubARon
I'm so lazy I just press the 9 key to view the entire album
mltex
You sicken me.
thegreatblacksby
this begs the question...what would the Imgur Olympics look like?...
highfiveme
Yes, pics or it didn't happen
chikennugetsizmyfamly
I ate ice cream with a large steak knife because I didn't want to wash a spoon.
PopPopGetsATreat
Too lazy to wait for the image/gif to load, try instead to guess what it is from the comments
daveyzoo
i skipped reading some of these
PeanutBuddha
I called Dial-a-bottle for home beer delivery and paid them extra to go to the Taco Bell for me that was 100 ft away from my house.
Chouilste
YOU CAN HAVE BEER DELIVERED AT YOUR PLACE?
EnchantedDildo
Do u live in ontario canada? I didn't know dial a bottle exists anywhere else
angawawa19671
I gather all the shit I need, water, cigs, glasses, Kindle and put them on my bed with me so I don't have to get up again.
haggishaggis
I wish I wouldn't need to get up to pee though
DuckyBird101
Diapers ? But that's a whole new level of lazy and gross
haggishaggis
It is, which is why I do get up haha
HarryPotterGeek
My bed usually has: my laptop, phone, chapstick, remotes, sound machine, snacks, H2O bottle, meds, lotion, probably more. :)
ILikeMineWithLettuceAndTomato
I took a picture of the window above my couch to see if it was snowing so I wouldn't have to get up.
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Amuts224
Now I'm just so curious!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I have ABSOFUCKINLUTELY done this!
Lasmodoe
Once I set up a catapult to sling soda at me and automatically reload because I didn't want to get a soda from the frig...
Mybuttstinksgood
I check the weather channel app on my phone to see if it is snowing instead of walking a few feet to the window
PaliQ
I ask my friend to check hers instead of checking my own.
maybeyoushouldshutyourdickholster
Every day man. Every day
mikerosswannabe
I hide dishes in the snow and tell myself, that's a spring time problem
FellowRotter
This one is hilarious hahahaha +1!!
mltex
I don't believe enough people got to experience this act of laziness so you're in my next post.
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Oh fucking hell this made me laugh hard.
WackTheHorld
Move to Antarctica, and never have to do dishes again.
rooble
OUTSTANDING :D
PoppinLochNessHopster
Jesus dude.
mikerosswannabe
Nature basically cleans them for me
FeversAndMirrors
I talk about the "future-me" and make things be her problem. Fuck you, past me..
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Yes! I'm always like "Well that's Future Me's problem." And later saying, "Goddamn, Past Me is a bitch sometimes."
thelittlestbear
Once in winter I was shaving my legs and I became exhausted and only shaved one of them.
RhymeWithoutAPoet
Late, but in winter you only shave your legs when there is a very real possibility of sex.
thelittlestbear
There was. haha
FrostyLady
Lazy or efficient? EFFICIENT.
gawdeenie
That's my fetish
mltex
Lefficient. Cbf typing both words.
FrostyLady
EFFAZY. (Fewer letters!)
jarchy14
give a lazy man a difficult task because they will find an easier way of doing it.
kootiepatra
I have two Google accounts: one personal, and one for work. I use one in Firefox and one in Chrome to avoid having to sign out and back in.
JadedFreighter
You can open an incognito window in chrome to have separate cookies and log into your other account there. I do it for my facebook stalk acc
JadedFreighter
'course I suppose then you'd have to never close that window
lastcetra
I do this too >.>
SaraShenanigans
That's just efficient. I wish I could download chrome at work and do this.
buttshredderi
You know you can be logged into both at once...
kootiepatra
YouTube always seems to get confused, though.
dred8667
this has enough upvotes already to ensure my comment will never be read.
Aramahn
I read bit and upvoted just for the hell of it.
Aramahn
Dammit, I mean read it.
Mufasakingofthetimelords
your right
mltex
I just realised that the first image is worded 'decided to downloaded,' but I can't be bothered to change it.
GeeEm
The lights in my room have to be plugged into an outlet. I never turn it off, I just unplug and plug it because the plug's next to my bed.
Muffyns
not showered for a week due not wanting to get out of my pj's
Smayds
You win for "to lazy." Too lazy to type the extra "o" :D
AFWolf2012
and probably never will
KikiLebeauf
You did that on purpose!
sirelurksalot
That better be the first entry in the third installment.
mltex
But most people will see this comment of me acknowledging my mistake... one the other hand it will be one less slide to make.
sirelurksalot
Second entry.
ledenko
You can do it tomorrow.
Guest02384
Would you mind posing in the comments a link to the previous. I can't be bothered to go find it. Thanks.
evangs
seriously we are all way to lazy to have noticed.
lilgriffineatedallthechips
So lazy, OP.
Blastergv9
When I was younger I had strings going from my light switch to my bed so I could turn the light on and off without moving
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
I knew a guy with a complex web of strings and skateboard wheels for the door, radio, and lights all going to his recliner. I was impressed.
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
I dont go to Reddit bc Im too lazy to learn how it works, and I dont go to Tumblr bc I dont understand the comment tree. Also, apostrophes.
jakerman999
I never click on view entire album, I've been using the 9 key on the numpad. can navigate all of imgur from it.
didsomeonesayanal
I have a pizza place at 3 min walking from home. Instead of getting a pizza there, I put an order online via my phone, so I could stay home
evangs
i have a sandwich shop 3 min walking from home. i always order on line and let them bring it to me...
100xstupid
I think I like you even more than I like these albums
scarierspice
I bought a wireless keyboard and mouse so I don't have to get out of bed to use my desktop.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
But wireless kb and m require battery change every month. I simply buy usb cable extensions.
scarierspice
Mine claim to last a year. We shall see how accurate that is.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
A year, if you only use your PC for 6 hours a week. You know, like hardcore gamers and their angry birds :p
scarierspice
Ehh, then it might last me until the end of this semester. I have a bad candy crush addiction. :( level 530 ʰᵉᶫᵖ ᵐᵉ
cjmithrandir
That's pretty lazy...