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I think she passed the sexual portion of the Turing Test
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
i'm new messages
Shredz131
I like the ones that msg you on skype, Thats the only time I troll anyone. Sometimes they are real people, thats when its the best.
AlstonEudy
I these too they are so annoying
ICanSeeForever
I am both amazed at how good bots have gotten and how bad they still are
evilyouth
Eating Chipotle is a thing human females do, correct?
6foot9inches
Next generation of sexbots will send you pics of chipotle....
xgissiiex
The water makes it look like she has an extremely fucked up tan
rjmtl
I could go for some chipotle.
LlamaDatPussy
beeratius
Basically the level of signal I'd need to realise someone liked me.
Muffinman41
"Nal hutta" fucking gold
chewy96
I have done that a few times you should pretend you are 12 on your brothers I pod or some shit like that they freak right out
EwokiToki
Billy Mays said you should get her http://www.ownapieceofsouthpark.com/img/large_uploads/Chipotlaway.jpg or else that new underwear is done
MegaDeuce
OK call me stupid, but what's the idea here? Does the guy running the bots want to trick you into coming to his birthday party, or what?
RedditIsTheGatewayDrugToImgur
I invite all bots to one chat. It's like 30 bots asking for eachothers CC information non-stop
truthsmiles
I would love to see a post of this.
RedditIsTheGatewayDrugToImgur
Nothing much really, they just spam a lot. They have some keywords though. "Live" gives the answer "miami", "pic" prompts them to send a pic
dvsdanny
3G...fucking Sprint
Tandry25
i told a bot like this that i live in outer space , and cracked up when she said she going there soon.
IWasASharkInMyPastLife
Miami babe
Telkesh
Boo-yea! There's my reference. I'm still valid!!
Telkesh
Boo-yea! There's my reference. I'm still valid!!
ExistentialCat
So this girl gas the same name as a chick I went to high school with. She's a porn star now - dif screen name but pretty sure that's her.
misterecho
Turned out wayyyyyyy better than I was expecting!
VikingBearKing
It would be so much cooler if the bot was the one sending Jabba the Hutt pictures, now that's a bot I could bargain with
DeSloth12
This happens to me all the time Damm computers
KeatonTS
i woudn't be surprised if these became clever bot-like.
SassySemen
Anyone know where that bathing suit can be bought?
liukangbakingapie
Unless you have chipotle or frogs. I don't want to see you...well said good sir well said
LlamaDatPussy
Grubenwolf
"Chipotle gives me diarrhea" "lol you're cute, I'm horny now". Such a convincing conversation.
LearnedCoward
Scat fetish?
DonQuixoteDonFlamingo
So what is the ultimate goal of the sexbot? World domination? Interspecies breeding? Acquisition of human emotion? Any
Pharya
To send people to sites for ad revenue
BitterLiberalArtsStudent
Dumb question: What exactly is the purpose of these things?
danielsdesk
Clickbait
BoxesofFoxes
Get people to pay for "dating" sites or camgirl sites.
vowofloudness
Nigerian scam but with sex. Make you think you're getting laid but first you have to sign up for a "dating site" or something.
wOPopOP
It's called E-Whoring... Some people will pay for more photos and nudes.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Testing how far human stupidity goes
UnknownSquid
Tricking horny dumb people to visit a website, in the hope they will spend money or sign up for paid memberships. Sometimes full on scams.
wOPopOP
It's called E-Whoring... Some people will pay for more photos and nudes.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Came to see sexbot. Leaving to get Chipotle.
stormhunter5
Careful, diarrhea
PaleoCardio
I am dining on chipotle and salty pickles tonight, Thanks Imgur.
iamthisguy247
Just don't eat the full jar. You never go full jar.
PaleoCardio
I have a 1kg jar, balls deep and wonder where this will end :-/
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
I've never had any, and ya'll Americans making me mighty jealous, Gosh darn it.
KawaiiPotatoGirl
I've never had Chipotle. Should I wander down and see what the fuss is all about?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Signs point to "yes".
TheSSMorgan2015
Instructions unclear, had sex with Chipotle.
Ersy90
what is a chipotle? never heard about it, is this some amercian only food?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
It's a short of mexican grill with quite amazing food. It comforts approximately 100% of 60% of Americans.
frontyardninja
Is Chipotle good? I've never had it.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
I can only get it when I'm traveling, kind of like "Five Guys". None around here in south Georgia. It's pretty awesome.
InboxMeYourOods
Was wondering the same. We have Qdoba here and it is fucking amazing
LevelSevenLaserLotus
I've had both and honestly think Qdoba is better. Chipotle is ok, but overpriced.
frontyardninja
I've also never had Qdoba.
InboxMeYourOods
Incredible. Pricey, but worth it.
letmeputmybutterinyourbiscuit
Plot twist: bot is actually subconsciously advertising chipotle.
TheSSMorgan2015
Well its working...
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Well I'm not going to lie, I now want chipotle.
Imgonnatipyouwell
Seriously you just gave some marketer some where a promotion. I couldn't even be made if Mcdonalds made a tinder profile lol
EscargatoireMunch
Gotta say I only choose food establishment options based on if they give peeps the runs or not.
Imgonnatipyouwell
*mad
Imgonnatipyouwell
My god that's actually brilliant. Like that would be some amazing viral marketing. You think it's a porn bot but it's actually like Ihop!
riffifi
You think it's porn ? Nope ! Chuck Testa.
vanaman
Subconsciously? That implies consciousness! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
beerpig
Wow, how do you even end up having text conversations with a bot?
nimd4
IKR, how is it (even) funny, meh. :-/