Fulustreka
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I wanna exchange this robot for a real waitress, lol.
Sep 12, 2024 12:18 AM
Fulustreka
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I wanna exchange this robot for a real waitress, lol.
drunkninjasmurf
Pendr
Frostycopper
Thanks I hate it
civbat
Did dude just throw the butter packets on the floor?
ReturnOfActionCheese
Just hurry up and bring the food. We have to wait long enough as it is and nobody believes it a real robot.
Mountons
I like how at the end she said "gimme money"
IToldYouSo1
Nacon
Snailzone1
Wow i hate this
amsterdam1981
I don't mean to body shame. But I worry about her weight being too low.
Macetheace50
Question: Has CosPlay gone too far?
IncorrectCommentMeme
This is amazing acting!
Eiladar
Is no one else concerned about the ... trough of pink paste?
JARNSB
Robot cosplay, the height of Chinese robotics
ShadeMeadowsArt
I LOVE robots.
Hate the Human-lookin' ones.
Gimme weird robot waiters!!
ChickenChickenBurningBright
i work at a .gov acronym agency that designs and builds robots. our bipedal walking robot has a safety cage, safety cables attached to the ceiling in case it falls, and a tech whose job is to be ready to smash the big red E-stop button. not to mention all the power and data cables suspended above it. we are a long long way from a self-contained humanoid robot that can navigate a dynamic environment full of people and be trusted to not fuck shit up.
AimingForAdorkable
Thank you.
slamEVIL
Give her a break, she's probably new. Haven't you ever had the first day jitters?
MegaDeuce
My brain kept going back and forth between "good acting" and "good robot"
veritas1980
madvin
She is creepy!
cuddleskunk
That is not a robot...
sittingfarawayfromtheworld
Is that Raygun.
kadaeux
No, this waitress is able to move without looking like a complete twat.
thereitis101
The new No. 1 ranked breakdancer?!
fkuallimleavingthisterriblegroup
The ones that arent human and look more like giant roombas are more efficient and less creepy af
ToasterDent
What's that term for that creepiness - the Uncanny Ranch?
AimingForAdorkable
Uncanny Valley
CNChapeL
Yeah I was gonna say, if it's a choice between that and something that looks non human, I'll take the non human robot.
Senguie
Anyone know the song? I like it
Versh1986
Its called "Hiding in the Blue" from TheFatRat & RIELL
Senguie
Ah thank you! It’s a beautiful song imo!
madvin
Does she ask for tips?!
sjbrooksy7447
Ever feel like robots are being made more human like and humans are being made robot like?
lostinamapfactory
ZeroZeta
tarquinious
Waiter, there's AI in my soup!
Lontri
Looking at the reflections on the outfit, I also suspect that this is AI generated and not reality.
Carl99
Nope real. weird, (in a good way), but real.
GrumpyOldMan55
But can you fuck it?
BottomShelfVodka
Something something "just the tip"
ZeroZeta
peterbozeman
I've fucked things that looked less human.
pattersontim14
If you pay the monthly fee for "administrator" access.
Rijtjeshuis
Behold. This is the indomitable human spirit of innovation.
Davedavedavedavedave
TheReturnOfGreasemunky129
Asking the right questions here
BeaverOnFire
OntDave
NationofSchrad
Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well.
blackcloudsandrainbows
That thought hadn't occurred to me before, thank you
ElvisCatStello
Can it fuck me?
IUpvoteFuturama
owlcatsanctuary101
I am sure you can fit it in her nostril, go ahead!
Leaveittojebus
AlrightlyThen
Not well
Guy0185
HenryGant
Whoa, settle down there Mr. Trump.
Sebastopol140
You can, because it's not a robot.
Jaqdakloun
Awww
SirSmurfalot
Even better!
apathyboy
.....Uhhhh I think you have that backwards, you can fuck all the robots you like (get permission from the assembly line foreman first), but a real person has to say yes first.
Fulustreka
I don't think he's going to like this news because now it's going to be a lot of work 🤡
Fulustreka
She's a real person so she would have to consent.
NirvanaNik
Not inside.
MADchemEE
You mean, "She's not a real person on the inside"? WTF does that mean?
Fulustreka
Chereazi
That is a real waitress. Dressed as robot. Like musk's spandex guy.
TsubakiTragic
thank you... I was having heart palpitations thinking the other option was a reality.
dashers
But she's not blinking, that's horrible!
daychilde
Musk's what now?
I'll be googling that although I'm sure I will regret it.
SerialChickenLover
slothlikemammal
"Your Honor, in my defense, I thought I was sexually harassing a robot."
Dekker3D
Yeah, an actual robot would move with unnaturally synchronized moves, rather than moving only one joint at a time. More like a low quality 3D animation.
Zedrapazia
Do you have a video of a real android robot walking maybe?
I'd love to see that!
Dekker3D
Actually... you just reminded me, many modern biped robots use machine learning, and they're just kinda creepily natural in their movements, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4DML7FIWk. But some others just take many small steps constantly, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYFfn8bBUek
Zedrapazia
Very interesting, thank you a lot!!
I guess the second one keeps taking small steps because he seems to fall over whenever he stops.
The first one is quite fascinating, but it seems like it traces a human who'd walked this track previously. I wonder how it would do in a foreign environment. It can stand on its own tho!
That also reminds me of these yellow dogs from Boston Dynamics (Spot) and those new ones that have additional wheels on the ends of their four legs and move like a Metroid Emmi.
notoriousENG
Are you sure? Sauce?
flordelasantillas
Her name is Quin, she is the restaurants owner.
ordaen
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/eatery-owner-in-china-goes-viral-for-robotic-movements
felopfelipe0342
This is a real robot.....are you retarded
daychilde
Please don't use outdated bigoted ableist terms. I know people say that those terms don't hurt people, but I worked with folks who understand what that term means and understand that it applies to them. Whether you mean it to or not. That word is hurtful. I know it used to be used, but it really hasn't been used anymore. Please consider updating your vocabulary. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Shrike99
Everything I can find online suggests otherwise: https://says.com/my/fun/china-waitress-robotic-movements
felopfelipe0342
Most offices in Japan has these robots already.......so I suggest you research some more
ohio311
We need to work on your debate skills felipe
felopfelipe0342
I don't really give a shit
cheidiotou
24 seconds and not a single blink of the eyes. My eyeballs feel as dry as shriveled raisins thinking about it. That's dedication.
captainregular
Holy shit, I just assumed it was an actual machine. Even knowing that, it looks like some kind of mask or suit or something. Downright creepy.
wheredoisign
I think it is a mask on her face
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
I've gone as far as 31 minutes without blinking. World record is 91 minutes. 24 seconds is nothing if you practice
AimingForAdorkable
Just curious— don’t your eyes dry out?
And isn’t it miserable? Like not scratching an itch?
JustAnotherRabidToaster
A cheat method is to be in a room where the air is very still. I've gone 5 min without blinking during a staring contest, but 91 minutes is very very impressive (and probably super bad for your eyes)
AimingForAdorkable
Yeah. Dude it’s probably so bad for their eyes.
Also bad if they’re doing it regularly/frequently to practice.
Some people do anything for petty glory.
AimingForAdorkable
Not only not blinking— more impressive to me, is that she didn’t move her irises.
Not even one millimeter.
Imagine not flicking your eyes to the side, or up or down, not even a little tiny bit on accident, while looking at things. Never getting distracted. Always locking your eyes in the precise same exact position.
I could never.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
Could be contacts
Fulustreka
For sure!
Feralkyn
Her legs are scary thin
4etherling
First time seeing Asian people?
Feralkyn
no D:
andexer
She is killing it!
NickRivieraMD
ehhh. She's much better than me but I've certainly seen much better.
sonnuvah
Woah, wait until the uprising
Chereazi
For what we consider robotic movement from movies, yes. Movement of actual robots is very different
Nizedk
https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M - you've probably seen this already. If not, enjoy.
ReturnOfActionCheese
Would have to be an extremely shit robot to only be able to move one axis at a time. Imagine the lack of precision and wasted movement she demonstrates in a production environment.
ClownishAntics
Though it has to be said, I do find extremely shit robots endearing
ReturnOfActionCheese
I like ones deliberately built to be janky, not ones that way because they are cheap junk
Hoptimonium
She didn't blink a single time. That was damn impressive acting and you know it
Chereazi
Oh yeah, it's a good performance. And acting like an actual robot would be boring, some of them even blink because we perceive not blinking as weird and humanoid robots are being designed to look *not weird*
Clippyjustwantedtohelp
Probably just painted her eyelids.