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Ball pythons, of course. God people, get your minds out of the gutter!
This is Nagini, a cute, little baby banana ball
Noodle snoot is prepared for boops
And this is Salazar, a roughly one-year-old Albino ball
Sorry for the selfie, I just wanted to show you all his favorite place to sit and keep me company while I do paperwork and make calls.
TJLaserShepard
Are we seriously not doing "phrasing" anymore?
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
sadly, i'm afraid of snakes :( like, REALLY afraid!
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Good looking danger noodle @op +1
Inauspiciovs
Found the Potterhead.
Heartomaton
jonnybdad
Thought for a second that you named your snake "balls"
IsThisFunnyOrIsItJustMe
Nope
MediocreSaiyan
Danger noodle! I just took my cousin's off her hands yesterday. They're lovely things.
OurEndeavour
OP THERES A SNALE ON YOU! RUN AND PANIC! AHHH! \( °0°)\ \(°~°)/ /(°0° )/ (°0° )/ °0° )/ 0° )/ ° )/ )/ /
humanthing
I just love that their names are from Harry Potter :)
usersubguide
humanthing
Only time I hate selfies on here is when they're obviously pining for validation and attention. Yours is perfectly acceptable, in my opinion
humanthing
It's nice to see regular ass human beings here rather than the millions of hot girls with fake tits in bikinis that crowd this site.
trosty
DoomSkuller
AlwaysAGenBehind
I WANNA GIVE IT LOOOOOVE
ExplainTheJoke
Fuck that is a nice danger noodle.
JackBurtonME
Ah the giant snake collection starter kit!
tameroncameron
as long as you don't let it go. -1 for the selfie tho
Mikesane
Snoot is boopable
MyChemicalPizzaroll
I didn't think it was a snake at first... Awkward.
soundslikeTim
MyHeadstoneCrumblesDown
Read the title, saw the thumbnail, thought "if those are balls they're the weirdest I've ever seen" +1 for nope ropes
Tassyr
I had a science teacher who had a ball python he'd wear around his neck all day, every day, no matter what. Called her his "Boa Tie."
WhitePhoenix
His favorite place is on your cleavage? The snake knows what's up. Also cute snek.
LogShmitty
Thanks for sharing noods
TheLittleBottle
Thats a snake o.o
lemonyjaguar
Thank you for that astute observation.
imironman
@op does it bite
kelsyels
Nope. Ball pythons are largely sociable snakes unless they're wild-caught. Even if they did, a baby balls bite is some white similar to (1)
kelsyels
A paper cut, so nothing scary (2)
heyitsprisonmike
Work at petsmart too!! What up!
kelsyels
Hello fellow associate! Haha I'm a trainer, what do you do?
heyitsprisonmike
Petcare!
birdlife
So glad I left that place! Corporate policies for care of the critters is BULLSHIT!! switched managers and the new one was super by the book
heyitsprisonmike
That's so sad :( the ones in our care get like the best care, plus we have tons of vets and super caring staff so no pet gets left behind
birdlife
Have they updated the crestie requirements?? We had to have heat lamps on them, which is unnecessary. Temps should be around 70.
birdlife
And we had a mass die off. It was awful. Left that place as soon as he said "if we lose some we lose some, we gotta go by the book"
kryoptik
Is that a heart on your left hand?
kelsyels
Why yes, yes it is haha
kryoptik
Subtle.
kelsyels
Haha It's actually a scar. Not a tattoo, but thanks
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kelsyels
Ok I'm definitely jealous of your scar