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Motorcyclist travelling at 200 miles per hour
May 27, 2017 6:52 PM
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mellino19
I can hear the mmmmmMMMMNMNNYYYEEEeeeeww
SignificantDeficiency
Holy shit
imgurianitarian
AlceCosmico
What a fucking idiot.
mmmerf1
200 mph. More than three times the legal limit I expect. If he were only endangering himself, that's fine. But he ain't. 1/2
mmmerf1
It's the fact that he thinks it's okay to paint someone else's life a lighter shade of brain that makes him a 200mph asshole.
cwbyboots
I know I know. You're "not all bad", but this is why a lot of people hate you bikers.
ISAIDGIT
Maximum attack.
alberteinsteinwasagreatmagician
We all wish we could do this without dying.
honeybadger314
I have no respect for assholes on rice bikes.
Hiynastrike
*intense eurobeats play*
ittybittyfunk
A cowboy sees a sandstorm building up ahead. He squints his eyes and quietly craks a glow stick.
xGallifreyRises
Doodoodoodoodoo doo Doodoodoodoodoo
ittybittyfunk
Dooooodododoood(higher pitched) doododododoooodod
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
That can't be real. Looks like the fucking flash ran by.
10mm404
That's not 200 MPH, the tires on motorcycles can only handle 168 MPH
ArmedWithATediore
Fuuuck
memeofficer
Anyone 'member Ghost Rider?
BattleBorn84
Look how rad these fucking idiots are!!! On public roads no less!!!! (Roaring sound of panties getting wet)
evostars
320km/h
gloryofdawn
The word you're looking for is "donorcycle"
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Yokosumari
"Watch for motorcycles"
WhattaYaLookingFor
Back in the day, had an XX 1100. But I confess, it was scary shit going full speed. Was a little less than 200.
imnotthatblonde
194 stock iirc, ive had mine re tuned, carbon wheels, better suspension and thats about it but does the 2ton now
Dangotang
Start seeing motorcycles my ass. You don't even show up in the mirrors before you're already ahead of someone going that fast.
Dangotang
Recently shared the road with an idiot like this in St. Louis traffic, he had to be going 150mph+ only gear on was a helmet.
Dangotang
Going fast is fun, just do it at a track or something so you don't endanger others.
vuickb6
Organ donor!
Imightbetrolling
I would be surprised if there was anything left to donate.
LarvaLamp
Pfft! Not at that speed. Not even a blood donor.
Mithi
Donation to the street still counts!
vuickb6
Shit, you're probably right!
therocksfannypack
That's a damn death wish.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratcher
Seems like a good way to die.
MrRobSteel
Witness Me!
i5trucker
Go 200 mph today cause tomorrow a meteor could land on your house
Burke616
Gotta hurry to get to that funeral. Don't want to be late for it.
UnicornCock
What a glorious day to die!
Bpeezy
Everything is chrome in Valhalla
WorkerbeeSF
Whiteness me!!!!!
Owlberightback
Another way is to pilot a SR-71 and go fast enough that the craft falls apart.
Fiss
I've done about 170 on a bike. The scary thing is the bike wanted to go faster. I usually only do it once a year.
UnrealPie
"At least you look cool!" - said every 12 year old boy.
SayaMetis
Yeah but your limbs and internal organs being everywhere would suck tho lul.
Trumpsingrowntoenail
But it's always the people in the cars that chase motorcycle accidents
Cereaza
Motorcycling in general is a good way to die. This? Is a really expedient way to die.
homoerection
Or a dumb way to die.
Affray
An effective and frivolous way to die maybe.
2flower
Or to lose a license.
DavidtheDavidson
Mass majority of cops will not initiate a chase if they are speeding this fast. It could cost someone else their life instead of rider.
imnotthatblonde
those sort of speeds on most roads come with jail time lol
herppavitunderrpa23
they'll actually just shoot you on the spot.
FarmerFrance
Better than cancer...
weldr67
I owned a bike that could make 299 KPH in under 20 seconds. The engine was bone stock. Non-riders will never know this incredible sensation.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I also haven't known the sensation of eating through a straw.
weldr67
Nor have I.
imnotthatblonde
hmm what was it out of curiosity? have a pretty much stock CBR1100 that has to be around that, never actually measured tho
weldr67
Mine was a 2008 Suzuki GSX 1300 B-King.
weldr67
The Super Blackbird must be comparable?
imnotthatblonde
pretty broadly, but your gsx is a bit newer, just for the lols-
the dymag wheels are awesome
weldr67
Gorgeous machine! Huge Honda fan here.
JeffGodofBiscuits
I think you are the only other person I have ever heard of with Dymags! Made my FZR 1000 turn like a 600
HamsterOnAGoat
hopefully he only kills himself and not someone else with this stupidity
ChloeRed
my normal comment is "wants to be the 1st at the scene of an accident"
Halfton81
1/2 Statistically that's the most likely outcome. Half bike fatalities are 'single vehicle' accidents.
Halfton81
2/2 Most of those are due to alcohol, no helmet, or dumb shit like this.
handparty
jayliu1984
Ok guys, I have to point out thou, based on the time he crosses the intersection, he isn't going THAT fast. Stupid asshole move thou
NightfallEverdark
Holy damn!
gifsaregifsnotgifs
ThereIsAJifForThat
https://youtu.be/lWcpKBHJ3As
BolognaPwney
Buttclench.gif
spannertehcat
Shamalamadingdongz
Hey, who put all this shit in my pants!
handparty
http://imgur.com/ehxmLoS
Bystandr
Nice school just out , kids filling the sidewalk - good time to drive recklessly !
NeoAnonymous
What an asshole
RogueEwok
Guy's throttle jammed
tdiguy
So pull the clutch in?
Bonnedad
Kill switch
IllegalDuckling
Yeah, that red car on the left should've indicated.
OMasterDebater
That's insanely stupid. Got a source?
NotAPervert
Looked the van or whatever was turning left when they shouldn't, cars unexpectedly braked, had to dodge the cars and van
Rtkwe
In the full video linked above you can see the light was turning yellow and the cars were stopping for that. Reasonable time to go. Cont
Rtkwe
For the van. Biker should have been able to stop and looks like he may have just been too impatient to wait.
NotAPervert
Fair enough. Hopefully he's an organ donor for next time
ThereIsAJifForThat
https://youtu.be/lWcpKBHJ3As
veryverymelon
It looks like he was spacing out by the time he stopped day dreaming to late and oh crap happened
DudaciousJustDudacious
You da man.
DudaciousJustDudacious
Or woman. Sorry.
tufkab
Story is that his throttle jammed, by the time he realized it, he was already going too fast to stop so he went for it. Lost the source.
sinbios
Has he not heard of the clutch?
GurthBrooks92
That's an excellent point
theendisnai
It's not easy to think rationally when everything is happening so fast
Bonnedad
Motorcycles have a kill switch. So no
tufkab
Ever ridden a Supersport?
sinbios
Yes, what's your point?
tr3buchet
Supersports lack clutches and kill switches?
AllGoodNDaHood
Unverified
I work in medical, I call this job security
Mithi
Only if you are on the transplant team
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
I mean as far as job security goes, everyone dies...
imachikenlol
So, stupidity?
Jophis
An accident at that speed most likely won't give you much work. Just a corner and funeral director.
chazez
And a mop
Halfton81
Nah, there'd still be plenty of organs and tissues worth using. Shit, guys have walked away from wrecks at those speeds.*
Halfton81
* ('Guys' as in motherfucking professionals on a track in the finest gear money can buy)
RandomAbscessMemories
Was gonna say... An accident at those speeds might not even yield anything to be collected.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
And a wise decision to make it a closed-casket funeral
Unverified
I usually still have to xray the corpse
jonestown
why do that?
Unverified
Usually for the coroner and documentation
SinSingularity
I am sorry did I hear you work in the morgue? No? Then I don't see this helping you keep a job.
Unverified
I didn't know morgues perform surgery or apply splints
SinSingularity
Crashing at over 200 would surely be instant death in a crash of any sort. if a crash at 60 is lethal, this is ever more so.
JeffGodofBiscuits
You know, I wasn't really sure when I would get to break this one out, but wouldn't you know it?
UnworthyBeatrix
Gotta go fast
Meqad
His reaction to your advice, after being arrested http://imgur.com/fdMqti5
Thewolf1083
DarthRevan810
It might be the autobahn?
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Nope, it probably isn't - the sign looks green, Autobahn signs are blue
byrdman32
No, the other bikes were keeping cars out of that lane for him. This happens a lot actually
UsernameAttempted
It isn't.
JeffGodofBiscuits
looks like US plates on the 300
SpaceSphere
And the highway sign is green per us highway not the autoban's blue
lordinho
No, Autobahn has only white markings but there are yellow markings on the left. I would guess it's in the US
Blze001
No self-respecting German would drive a Chrysler 300.
DavidBrooker
While the 300 was designed by Chrysler, during the Daimler takeover several changes were mandated by the Germans, mostly E-Class parts.
Blze001
Yep. AFAIK, the 300 was basically built on a previous-gen E-Class chassis. Thing is, it's still that chassis in 2017.
DavidBrooker
It was a brand-new Chrysler platform (the LX, which is shared with the Charger and Challenger). Major E-Class subsystems were integrated 1/2
JeffGodofBiscuits
Can't handle the Hemi...
Blze001
Can't handle a 425hp V8? Most of the V8s over there are 500+!
JeffGodofBiscuits
lol,