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Boomdiddybop
Anyone else read the "Clunk" one in Alan Rickman' s voice?
IJokeALot
I really want to visit that coffee shop
hadtothinkofsomething
#9 Obviously lucrative if (s)he's getting offered millions for it. C'mon mom.
Toke0555
The Wind might be strong! But doggo Will always be stronger
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
"No bone rot!"
lacole725
Fuck You Bitch is a great song though
Zegot
that last one had me making noises for 2 seconds.
octopodemode
You gotta give it up for Wheeler Walker Jr. #19
Marikhen
#9 would tempt me to respond, "Well Mom, probably the part where I showed them a picture of us and they want us in bed in a movie. Together"
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
#8
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kojenk
I have to wonder if the wind was really strong... or the dog got styled that way. Btw holy hell someone Karma bombed each & every post here
numnumz
#1 that's why you write comments
Oknomorecreeping
InnerUniverse
#1 Is how I feel about Skyrim mods after coming back to an old save file.
iamcatbug95
That year of the dog one, noooooo
uhhMurdok
Gotta love dark humor, I always upvote this joke cause not everyone has seen FMA.
AHintOfBoredom
Fucking Tucker
Scrubbeh
Tucking Fucker
iamcatbug95
It feels so weird, too, because I actually started re-watching fmab today
Putinizor
It's not funny, it's just sad. I love dark humor but that is just depressing
iamcatbug95
First time I watched fmab,I was like "this is goid" & it got to that scene an I was like "that's pretty fuckin dark"
neversinkatsea
I love all of these! I’m a bit concerned,
Toke0555
I know The feeling
RoffilRuler
I gave to you an upvote despite the disrespect to Nina Tucker and her dog Alexander in #26
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Wheeler Walker Jr with his country album is worth a listen. Esp. "Fuck You Bitch"
Squirrelprophecies
Thank you. I was going to ask for the title...for reasons.
dinosaursarebadass
My boyfriend and I listen to him all the time. He has a pup named Wheeler. His full name? You guessed it. Wheeler Walker Jr.
mmartin762
"Drop 'em out" is my theme song
UnholyMoses
Family Tree is either piss your pants funny, or a summary of one's family history, depending on where you live.
RideTheStimutacs
#5 I also still have no idea what X was going to give to me.
Hutchy01
#18 I wonder how hard it is to get a job as a concert bombardier.
Elebez
Sorry, really hard. When we played the 1812, the city wouldn't let us bring in cannon even though they used only powder, reenactment cannon
WhiteningMcClean
Fill out an application
MeAnd2Bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKUEWLyrDEY go to 2:25
MiguelCardoso808
I heard in a 5.1 after super duper CD turns out a cannon fire is really LOUD!!! my ear was ringing for those last 2 mins 1/2
MiguelCardoso808
The high pitch sound like the ones from fireworks before the boom that gets you.
IRBafoon
That kid in the babadook would have gotten smacked once or twice until I figured out he was being haunted
BillGratesInventedMichaelSoft
Wheeler Walker Jr. is the country artist. Hilarious, really.
PeaceOotTunes
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RageO15
#13 in response to my reflection
kojenk
punnography
“Intellifuck. Kids ask your parents before consuming.”
younghef
Wheeler Walker Jr is legend
GirdleTurtle
Numbers for Commenting: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25
GirdleTurtle
#26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47 #48 #49
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
#501264
somenerandom
Holy fuck we need one of you on every dump. So simple yet so great.
LyraTheLycan
#2 talking about homosexuality when there's a cock and balls jizzing in the top right
opkraut
#18 And then there's Mahler's 6th Symphony.
teakasaurus
Robvp
Mahler is the original punk rocker
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
LoTR calls for chains on an anvil. That was a great concert.
SatoriEnlightenment
When are the mallet moments?
SatoriEnlightenment
https://youtu.be/oep5Rude4mQ?t=1h7m7s
LEZSszel
Cannons, hammers... Man, music is awesome
nikmaxott
This is my new favourite thing on this damn site
SatoriEnlightenment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oep5Rude4mQ
SatoriEnlightenment
https://youtu.be/oep5Rude4mQ?t=1h7m7s
onethirdofakind
I started watching it... then I realized it’s a hour and a half long.
SatoriEnlightenment
When is the Mallet Moment?
AwkwardKeming
Dat url. Rude. 2 rude 4 me. 5 rude 4 mQ
infuriatingjigsawpuzzle
Oep
SatoriEnlightenment
https://youtu.be/oep5Rude4mQ?t=1h7m0s
DrFunkenstein57
“6 years of Juilliard has prepared me for this moment.”
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Sayagain
"You want me to put the hammer down!?!?"
2birdsstonedat1ce
Everything shakes when he hits it
nomadengineer
French horn guy was ready. Oboe guy was not.
Aleshio98
I'm pretty sure that's a bass clarinet
Scrubbeh
You are right, an oboe is straighter.
CptRobotNinja
Have you ever known an oboe guy to be ready for anything? Ever?
wardenclyfe
True, I swerved and hit an oboe player with my car and he was not at all ready for it
Whamwasabandman
spike jones ftw
FukuroYoru
What instrument do you play? MJOLNIR.
kojenk
I remember this. I love that this is a thing
GirdleTurtle
#34 ... what the literal f*** is ‘Bone Rot’?
UncleMeaty
You'll know it when you get it.
GirdleTurtle
I just realized it might be a typo for BONER OT: Boner Over-Tenderization
cowboyin101
osteonecrosis
GirdleTurtle
Do people take erection pills with such a severe side effect? That’s quite literally bone death, isn’t it? Is it even somewhat reversible?
cowboyin101
no...osteonecrosis is generally related to broken bones were the blood supply is compromised...