SMS Bot

Dec 27, 2018 12:58 AM

deemunzzz

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Funny I just got one of these saying she was Jenn.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It bothers me more than it should that the bot spells the name differently in both instances, first it's Jeni, then it's Jenni.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hello Internet. I am also Human: Type Female.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The rest of the number is 867-5309.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I told one of them I shit myself. They asked if I had pics (winking face)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. Literally the same photo

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.....

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

but not before there had been some nasty fisting injuries

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow. I just realized I cant even get a bot to text me. Thanks OP

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please enlighten me, how did he know it was a bot? And by the way it is a bit weird to ask a robot to do math

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She went for the "ASL" response, without knowing to whom she sent the compromising photos . He confirmed by using a non sequitur question.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let's not get distracted here. The answer is 10

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dam, that robot looks just like a real woman.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shes a fembot

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bot posting a post about bots. Botception

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Just out of curiosity, how can one recognize bots on Imgur?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OK, checking up: new account, just this one post, no comments or likes?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Exactly

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this kind of stuff common? I don't recall getting robo texts ever...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You see a tortoise on its back in the desert...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tortoise, what's that?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know what a turtle is?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same thing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are bots that send nudes now?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many bots on here it's sad...110010011001

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

PM uncensored?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Might be his gf/bf testing his ass

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SMS THOT

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t use a smartphone, so I am safe from this (scam?) - but what are the ‘bots wanting & how do you spot them?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to know too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOT A ROBOT

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No full picture?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Just go on pornhub my dude

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I got the same txt. I will send it to you tomorrow when im on my computer.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This way as well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i actually couldnt find it via google, if youd like to share with me as well lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be needing that for tonight, chief.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me as well por favor

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too pls

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#MeTooPlease

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What, what? In the bot?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a message with the same picture like 10 days ago. That was fun to explain to the wife

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

now you can show her this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha yup. That’s exactly what I did

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel sorry for the girl whose pic they are sending around...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish more bots would call me. All I ever get is special offers from Marriott

7 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 0

Told last one I dreamed of vacation.Wanted to take mom and make her proud. He finally convinced me. Just as I was abt to give card num (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said maybe mom would talk to me now. She was so mad I had become a sorry as phone scammer. Long pause. Lots of swearing. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Costco" wants to keep giving me vacation deals.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ohh I thought I was the only one

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come to Hyatt ;)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marribott

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment of the day.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Marriott… did you use AirBnb by any chance? They sell their user's phone numbers to the big hotel chains.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

At this point after the leak of 500'000 user's information, it doesn't matter.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never used AirBNB, & don't intens to, and I keep getting those calls.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck i use air bnb...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Get ready for bots

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good they got hacked by China, just wait for the next not.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm just old; what is the goal of this type of bot? What's the end-game? Some sort of phone-sex thing? Blackmail? Or something else?

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

2 parts: what the other person said as well as phishing. They want to know if it's an active number, gather details, and sell it.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

whats even more maddening is when a company uses your phone number to phish people. the amount of times ive told people to just block me...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They send a virus link to their "chatroom" or "webcam show". Pretty straight forward, and easy to spot.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Either a virus or "put your credit card in to verify your age" and then in small print theres a $100 dollar fee or some shit haha

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've gotten similar things as comments here on Imgur over the last week or so.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah its crazy. If youre interested im down to chat about it. Ill pm you the link to my chatroom.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Steel Rain, this is Raptor...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can I say no to a chatroom with a wetlustyargonianmaid?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And people click on them?!? Fascinating.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

As with all things, its old people falling for them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Username checks out.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

to shreds, you say...?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, how's his wife?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't give Evil Spock any ideas!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've accidentally clicked on shit links before, so it happens.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a quantity thing... if you can bot-call 60000 people, even if 0.1% fall for it, you now have 60 potential victims to rob.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Or 60 zombies in a bot net who can spread the virus to their contacts. Diagnosis deletes only one virus, the one which messages people, but

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the real virus sits and just waits for orders.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They wouldnt exist if pwople didnt fall for it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That black dots hiding her penis?!?

7 years ago | Likes 742 Dislikes 12

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7 years ago (deleted Dec 29, 2018 1:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I have No clue

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Don't care,still bang it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

she's showing the goat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

What show is this?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gintama, one of the funniest anime I've seen!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, it's sticking out of her ass, which means it's a female Dickbutt in the flesh.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Tuckbacks are a thing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fruit bowl.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The more you know

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Who is this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct

7 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

Well that sucks.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

It's not gonna suck itself.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It sucks that the penis is hidden?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Some people like dick

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Its not gay if the girl has the penis.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Damn right... over here

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Fucking bots are getting harder to spot. They aren't even the cool kind of robots.

7 years ago | Likes 1034 Dislikes 2

The only sexy robots I want to fuck are Arcee (from Transformers Prime) and that Svedka robot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The cool kind, with blackjack and hookers?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whats worse is they arent actually trying to have sex with you, just steal your money...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, bigslungel, i love you more than the moon and the stars and the POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 37 NOT FOUND.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey Lucy lui

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they are hot now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find the easy way to figure if its a bot is to look in the mirror and remember I'm an ugly cunt no decent looking woman would talk to

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's gotten to the point that if a female coworker compliments me, I am suspicious that it is in fact a new robot.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't be silly, you're so cute Null Terminated to an error at line 193 targetName is invalid

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*mic drop* -aCart

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Robots that want to have sex with you are better than ones that want to kill you.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My sexy female praying mantis robot is a 2-in-1.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

End humans now by murder or later when they have no children

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Either way, I'm going out shooting.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except they don't want to have sex with you, they just want to steal your credit card. :(

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Worse, I had a tinder match (not a bot - she commented on details about my pics and had conversation) and after 1-2 hours then asked 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

me too spend $50 (yes fifty!) on her cam show. Such a cunt move wasting my time, taking about my life and all for over an hour.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

agreed. i really dislike bumping up against sex work when im trying to find another human to be close to.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So was it a good cam?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you are lonely enough, you'll talk to anything

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Man this one hurt me a little.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Truth. I talk to myself all the time, and that guy is a fucking loser.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Don't be too hard on that guy. If it's ok for other people to make mistakes, it's okay for that guy to fuck up too.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Whoa you good at giffing cool!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1