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Nightshift working.
Feeling better from my previous days.
In a better headspace.
Have a meme!
Evening yall!
May 24, 2021 12:41 AM
IAmTheDarkMermaid
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1891
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Nightshift working.
Feeling better from my previous days.
In a better headspace.
Have a meme!
Evening yall!
Drewsky88
I would welcome an alien invansion
Roqinn
I was wondering when you all would show up. Took your sweet ol' time!
OffendedSkeleton
* fazes
Anddroid
Welcome to my world. A lot going on. Or a lot not going on. Busy either way.
Chefdadof4
Fazes
downrightmike
Got any good snacks?!
fatfish89
This makes me think of that recent Christmas ad where the guy isn't shocked by Santa or an elf
SonderingStrike
How true though. Dod is like, hey aliens. We go, ok and next your gonna tell us about the shadow government
batteryforeverlow
Mood...isn’t that what the kids say now? Mood, right?
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
Maximum spin and gaslighting in the news these days. Who even knows which way is up?
zoeytg
I work nights too, in a pathology lab, sometimes we help county with overflow autopsies. Very little surprises me. Aliens would seem normal.
IronIce111
Look man, there's a pandemic going on, about 20 civil wars, cyber cold wars, the planet is melting. Are you here to help us or take over?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Is there a difference at this point?
plasticdeer
taking over would probably help us, so both
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"Oh it's about time! Take me to your med-bay, please. Let's get this shit sorted, then I'll show you fellows around."
KiwiGameDev
Not gonna lie, at this point I think we’d have an initial boom of interest, and we’d split into “damn space immigrants” and “how sex?” And
KiwiGameDev
“Oh cool but like, I’ve got tonnes to worry about already so if you could like, disrupt the upper echelons that’d be great”
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Clerks 3: Alien Invasion. Alien invader ambassador trying to convince night shift that they're real, no one cares/takes them seriously.
neonoptic
Dante is working at a truck stop out in the desert with Randal working at the built in vape store.
Pattosaurus20xx
Yeah sometimes I just imagine people as skeletons to liven it up
Rodltwo
Pattosaurus20xx
Ah yeah it's getting good and spooky now
VarriksTheLoyal
It's spooky time
Pattosaurus20xx
TheF4llen5tar
Wooooo nightshift bros!
IAmTheDarkMermaid
It's going to be a long ass night! I've never worked such a slow shift before and I love it lol
livelongandprosper1970
NIGHT SHIFT!! ??????What are you doing all night long??
TheF4llen5tar
Managing workers in a warehouse picking food orders. Alot of "call ins" for May long ?
Pr1meKn1ght
I spent my Sunday night shift watching season 7 of Burn Notice. I have a cushy gig where not much happens and I work from home.
IAmTheDarkMermaid
Taking care of people ?
livelongandprosper1970
Me too. ER nurse:)
chidochido
Fixin' some machine f-ups then some human f-ups. Some times one more than the other.
AtsaMattaForMe
ThighHighsSaveLives
Considering the way they piss, that's fine with me
dawggunner
"The surest sign that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet" Calvin and Hobbes (1/2)
dawggunner
If you watch human civilization over the last few millennia, would you really want to meet us? Like, really? I dont think I would.
Notwithyou
This alien reminds me of Ken Jeong
IAmTheDarkMermaid
Ay man, we just going through alot of stuff.
dxGGxb
You guys know that the US governement is aknowledging the existence of UFO? Nobody care!
Denim777
i have a suspicion that they might be hiding from something ELSE.
dxGGxb
They? Care to develop?
Denim777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpeSpA3e56A
Denim777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azZ4XAZuVk4
imNotThisCleverIRL
I feel like this is probably how most would react now. They really missed their max shock window in like the 60s.
skoot8542
I think they're aiming for minimum shock window. Have you seen humanity react to shock?
SerialChickenLover
That it’s how we’re reacting now. The government has all but outright admitted that UFOs are real and no one cares.
swatz
I think most would just assume it's badass cosplay. OH man... (walks around looking it overly closely) That's badass, what's it made of?
SmokeyIsTheBandit
It is! The us gov flat out said we've encountered ufo's for years and we all said "dude there's a plague... Kinda takes precedence"
oOdeniOo
Are you speaking of those air force videos or did I miss something?
SerialChickenLover
Disclosure started back on 2017 when they released the tic tac video though
khold90
Yeah, it was front page news for like 6 hours. Not a peep since. People really didn't care.
EchoOfSnac
The world would have probably destroyed itself in a nuclear apocalypse if they'd just popped by then.
LizzyTheEdgy
"Well they've got these fuckass radars set up that cant tell their fauna from the nuclear weapons, how you think they're gonna respond
LizzyTheEdgy
to us just showing up?" "Nuclear suicide without even realizing. Fucking morons, leave em be, too dangerous to themselves and others."
EchoOfSnac
The Vulcans in Star Trek just completely ignored humans until we suddenly created the technology to traverse space at warp-speed. Then →
EchoOfSnac
they suddenly were all, "Oh, hey, we were just in the neighborhood and noticed you just got a fancy new ride this morning. We just wanted →
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I think we're solidly into "what the fuck took you so long, you fucking tardy fucks‽" territory now.
WendyTheWendigo
I've never seen that symbol before?! Wtf
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Interrobang. Combo exclamation and interrogation punctuation mark
PolarHailStorm
It's an Interrobang.