BrownietheBrown
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So the murder step is still there, but my gf got a bright AF bath mat so i wouldent almost crack my heaf open again.
Also, still havent fixed the wall cuz im a lazy basterd. So long story short, last post i explained that i slipped and fell coming out of the shower, and headbutted and kneed a hole it the wall. My dick clanged off the grate, but its fine after my SO checked it over. #mydickgothurted
AManisNotACamel
Poor design is everywhere! And this is a classic example of what happens when the path of least resistance is taken.
PinaColadaJellybean
thank you for checking in. nice carpet and sorry for those holes.. should patch them w/out problems
firstmiddlelast
Your gf is on the ball, she could go ahead and fix the wall too if she wants. It's a gender neutral repair.
TheMershedPerderder
therobisaur
The shit about the grate made me LOL at work
browniepoints4567
+1 for "dick clanged off the grate"
kevinbaken
That would have made a glorious FP gif @OP
bartman2014
A b&w slow mo type gif like the fine shopping ‘does it have to be so hard?’ clips
kevinbaken
LOL! With a WASTED at the end!
Kamipulu
I'm sorry about your dick, how does your face feel though?
BrownietheBrown
I had some brusing and a bloody nose, but all around i was fine
DumbBr0ad
You seem tall.
BrownietheBrown
6 foot 3
calibratenoodles
Yeah the first thing I like to do when I get out of the shower is step on a giant slice of spam
BrownietheBrown
OMG IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
FatTortle
Fuck....it really does...