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Is he naked?
IsthistheKrustyKrabnothisPatrick
I like when I get "tan" so I can choose the makeup that is one shade darker than ivory
ArdentSlacker
#10 I have a friend, that's their fetish. I... never did ask their opinion on oral.
DeaconJon
SureJan
That hairy mole looks like the one on the bad guy from Mannequin 2
Zalminen
That arm comparison looks pretty much like me and my wife. She's the pale one.
Wizardasfuck
Pale chicks,
BarcodePrinter
Stanistani
|Irish girl sunbathing ✓ | Beacons are lit ✓ | *goes away happy*
GhostlyWhale
Having to use baby powder because every foundation powder is 2 shades too dark
mythbird
My friend use to use baby powder mixed with the lightest foundation. Never found a foundation light enough
cutepiku
I relate way too much to these
MischievousLittleNyah
I can relate to a lot of these. XD
AFelineMassofEyes
Oh, don't get me started. I've had to seek medical attention this month to keep from becoming a vampire.
nananashisan
#16 Did you just assume gender??
TurangaLeeIa
My high school nicknames included "albino" and "the white witch"
squishybaker
holy shit, albino was one of my nicknames, as well as fester.
Molotovbliss
I got "Casper the friendly ghost"
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
As a pale ginger person, when we go on beach holidays I stay inside between 11 and 3 and by inside I mean inside the pub
JumpBaconSpy
Yea, when me and my friends were in Vegas last summer, I got non-stop shit for hiding behind street posts for shade. It was like 96-100 out.
Jollyburger
Decided to wear shorts the other day. My boyfriend has been calling me dayglo ever since. :|
HolyHellJezebel
All of these. All my hair is turning white, has been since I was 17 - thanks dad. I have to dye my eyebrows or it looks like I have none.
OMGchipmunkz
I color mine in. Tis a scary thing when I dont
akki14
Could be worse. Brother-in-law has one white eyebrow. No one knows why. And he's pale so has to find special salons to have it dyed.
akki14
Because most salons have eyebrow/eyelash dye in dark dark colours, not strawberry blonde.
Fancypantsicecream
100% me
KumAtMeBro
I think fair skin is absolutely beautiful
EerieBarlow
BIG. HAIRY. FUCKING. MOLE.
EerieBarlow
https://media.giphy.com/media/UQD1nB65RKXZe/giphy.gif
LettucePrime
Risky click of the day.
snakeoilsalesman
Pfffft... Casuals. Try being a ginger in New Zealand.
NuggetX3
I require proof that such a thing exists.
ManicDepressiveMuffin
THE BEACONS ARE LIT!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!!!
slendersnipes
That bit won my up vote right there
beartato
I actually say this to my pale friends when they say that they're too pale.
nitemancometh
And Rohan shall answer!
Badger421
Muster the Rohirrim!
FrostyXP
VioletIntentions
zonekill5150
I lost it there too. lol
Ravenclawlady
Seriously though. I was wearing a low-cut top on a sunny day, and couldn't look down because the sun reflecting off my skin was too bright
woodzilla
Dat #BarbLife do
PolarHailStorm
As a bald person: Embrace the shine!
davidthegoliath
Flashboob
ManicDepressiveMuffin
Pics or it didn't happen!!
coffeeisnotmycupoftea
My people.
CatLadyLvl2
Once I went outside for 30-45 minutes on a rainy day. Got a sunburn
AFelineMassofEyes
Ahh haha, I did that once on an overcast day in February.
serenityaerin
This speaks to me in a level that is a deep as my lack of melanin.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I suffer from pale skin. Its just gone spring here and I've been burnt twice. I hate the heat. Only place im appreciated is asia.
Sheari
Knowing that in Asia I'd be considered an "exotic beauty" is what keeps me going somedays
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
You need to live it, it feels good
SomeSortaPsycho
#1 umbrellas were originally for blocking the sun, they were called parasols and then waterproof materiels came out and poof modern umbrella
ManBeastWomanThing
In Asia, they still use umbrellas like parasols.
Ghauf
Plenty of people do it in America too when it gets too hot. Hell, I've done it several times.
UnknownGenius
Umbrella means little shadow, from latin: umbra = shadow
StringVariable
$%$^! I already knew the Latin, but I have never made that connection.
CatLaydy
I really need those to become popular again.
airen
They are in china and japan
akki14
I did that this summer and scared people. They thought I knew it was going to rain and they didn't. (I live in the UK).
airen
They are in china and japan
otiumCatulli
Where I'm from the big umbrellas for shade are always called parasols
forestfinagle
The sun can still get you by reflecting off the water. I own a giant UVB x1000 parasol and still have to wear sunblock at the beach
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Happens with snow, as well. Had to come back from a winter break in mid school with a snow burn. People kept asking me what happened
forestfinagle
Yep! You can also burn through car windows. Only the windshield has UV protection. No one believes me :(
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
Parasol is actually from French. Para=Anti/no sol= sun
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Old Bavarian biddies still call umbrellas "paraplü", because Napoleon really conquered us well.
MargoMcKnew
Note to future self, this is the neat tidbit about parasols.
SomeSortaPsycho
holy shit.. I took French for 2 years in HS and never realized that
lizardbones
I took french for 8 years in public school and didn't know that
JoBiscaia
I think it's actually italian, because it means sunstopper and para is not stop in french.
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
Pare means anti like I said, it could just be Latin seeing as both are derived from it
JoBiscaia
Sir, anti means anti. Anti is literally latin. Pare means to stop.
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
No, think of a veste pare-balle, which cal also be called anti-balle
TheHappyCanadian
sun in French is soleil. it's actually Spanish: para (for) sol (sun)
TheHappyCanadian
nope, turns out it's based in Latin... google parasol etymology
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
Sol is an abbreviation of soleil, a lot of derived words actually shorten stuff like that
TheHappyCanadian
cool
SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
But... pale girls are sexy!
aleister94
especially when their faces are red and flushed
PolarHailStorm
Any woman is attractive, but a porcelain figure in alabaster skin catches my attention with haste.
Wuhu
How nicely worded!
Molotovbliss
. For eloquently put. Pale skin + dark hair + light eyes = my kryptonite.
ISbros
Yep! I totally agree!
tippitytapperperson
:D
b1ohazard777
I support this notion
ChloePrice
Sexy pale girls are sexy
SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
Yes, you are of course completely right. But if somebody feels better about themselves, it's all worth it.
lizardbones
unfortunately nobody things the same of pale men
CrazyRoyOfficial
Just look at Jim Gaffigan
mikosflower
I love pale men! Too bad there are so few here in FL.
sirmixanaverageamount
Tell that to Daniel Radcliff
Mimsey
Knew a girl that adored pale ginger men. She was a pale blonde though.
TurangaLeeIa
Not true
SquidJesus
hey bby
LooseyMongoosey
Well Fry's a redhead so OF COURSE you'd say that, Leela.
findermouse
Politely disagree
lizardbones
then how about this: The majority of people do not think the same
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
/r/palegirls
ChuntWith6Tees
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ChuntWith6Tees
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maxiboyfm3a
Doot
IAmLrrrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
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TheOneGuyWithAReallyLongUsernameThatSeemsToJustGoOnAndOn
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SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
Oh, yes. One of my favourite places!
Offsprung
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somespazzoid
Beat me to it
erischilde
There's an /r for any combination of words isn't there?
anthaneezy
I feel that's not the only thing you'll be beating tonight...
ivor123
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LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Put imgur.com in front of it.
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InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Better remove that before the mods find it, or some asshole reports it.
Molotovbliss
And then... put ... put your dick in it.