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Troop 420, perhaps?
Jun 25, 2014 12:50 AM
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RamblinFever
I hope one day to achieve the level of high that guy was when he though of Dumbledora the Explora.
imforbzy
Leaf taped to a hat - Leaf blower.
thereisnousernameavailable
As a French... I am a fan of the French Kiss band.
Gigglesworth
all of these are amazing.
PhilEeno
I almost pissed and spat my coffee at "french kiss"
AetherMcLoud
WTF reddit, it's neither Halloween nor carnival!
Fadedsun
"It's so damn...LITERAL!" - Mitch Hedberg
ArtArchive
You mean to tell me that's not what fantasy football actually means?
ReallyCrazyIvan
I'm already planning my costume and thinking "I might not have enough time..."
zony718
where's Dora the Hora?
asdfkeyboardman
Oedipus is a person; you can't just conjugate a name arbitrarily like that. Talk about a Freudial slip.
smittywjmj
I don't know if Oedipus should be given the same rights as other names. He was kind of a motherfucker, after all.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I once wore venetian blinds what the sandwich board and used the adjuster stick as a cane and wore sunglasses. I was a "blind man"
Konoton
Heisenburger and French Kiss need to team up to become Heisenroyale With Cheese.
notcleverenoughforusernames
Thumbnail made me think it was Channing Tatum in the first pic.
Folamh3
I love the Freudian slip one. Very clever.
Odderpop
So puns.
marcusucram
much cringe.
asIalwayssay
Dumbledora the Explora looks like a Fred Armisen character
Nu773r
All of these are very funny.
adambart
French kiss! Genius!
clovebird
I'd like to submit my own: Vincent Van Gogh-Go Dancer. http://imgur.com/ogUWT6s
plainRC
strobe light... i need a little more strobe light
DukePaulAtreides
Do you...capture demons in your spare time on that wooden floor, there?
RandomButFactuallyAccurateSnappleCapFacts
#TeamCeilingFan
DoctorJungyBrongen
+1 for Dumbledora the Explorer.....even though he looks creepy as all hell.
schoony
He looks like Leonard from Ugly Americans.
deathf4n
It's majestic as fuck
Abrei6
It is a quote from the show Hetalia if you didn't know.
bluealien25
It's part of the chant to summon Russia :D
SalmonDeanWinchester
*Walter Whitecastle
stevemalone31
Even better
PunchViolenceInTheFace
Nailed it
Magnivore
That's definitely not a whitey burger.
largefarva99
Jesse Pinkfloyd
thomaseeno
that aint no slider
ienjoydrinkingbeer
I love it. Maybe that would have been a good plot alternative. Walt opens up burger joint across the street from Pollos Hermanos.
ratherlargecookieofdoom
I hit next and had to come back to upvote you.
masmontana
Baking Bread
stevemalone31
Stretching it
IrrelevantButPlausibleConspiracyTheories
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thegreatbrandinocirca1984
I'd like to see someone dressed up as a Krystal Burger with a bag of fake meth: Krystal Meth.
IStealCommentsFromReddit
The pot brownie missed the perfect chance to be a member of troop 420
IAmNewHere
As a cub scout, I was in pack 420. It's probably a good thing that I didn't get it in fourth grade.
mynameisreallylongandhardtospell
She is too old for that costume
burgerm7
Pit stains
SmilingSushi
I was once a member of a BSA Venturing crew called Crew 420, High Adventure. We were sort of infamous in our region for that title.
oedipuswasthefirstmotherfucker
It was probably an actual old brownie vest
TheItsyBitsySpyderDidNotGoUpTheWaterspout
Sash.
ChangedMyName
She reminds me of Mary Steenburgen. The mom from Step Brothers
Hemagglutinin
Yeah but those little cloth numbers are a bitch to sew on...
HereCometheBeats
Only 128 days until Halloween.
CostumeNerd
My favorite holiday!
JakSkellington
I'm (almost) relevant!
DarthTurducken
VictoriaAakaVanellope
We got packages in yesterday that said "URGENT HALLOWEEN". wut.
highandshy
Oh god...don't tell me what comes after that!
ThisTechGuy
It's FRIDAY!
JasonAnderson
silver shamrock!
MantisTobagganMD
And 364 days...until the next pretzel day http://imgur.com/PeQ6xtX
srslol
get'em while they're cheap!
DanAykroydFanClub
127 sleeps <3
DaKensta
364!
derpesofthemouth
...till the next pretzel day
Antipus405
So, I'm going as Scottish. Kilt, socks, sporran, dirk, and all. Best kilt w/ pockets under $70?
wahchoolookinat
We will need a pic of what's underneath that kilt. For sciences. And stuffs.
Antipus405
I'll probably be wearing a dress shirt with it. Maybe a white one?
pbbbtMeg
Really?! That's not very much. I have to start thinking of ideas.
relevantbutfactuallywrong
Halloween started as a Pagan holiday where children would go around and offer sweets to elders as a sign of gratitude
papasmurf1118
I see what you're doing, and I approve
relevantbutfactuallywrong
The smurfs were based off a hallucination the creator, Peyo, had on drugs. He saw a small water flow and believed it was little blue men
WaterBendingBiatch
SAY SOMETHING FACTUALLY WRONG ABOUT MY USERNAME! Oh wait x_x
LiterallyYourMom
Did Peyo use the water to make Peyo tea?
somethingaboutTV
Halloween costumes in June? Slow day Reddit?
summerglo
Probably using IE
CloverHen
This is when you're supposed to start planning out costumes.
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idoindeedhavegenitals
Why?
IAmJakeFromStateFarmAndIWearKhakis
I'm Ron Burgundy?
r40k
Last night some asshole put "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" on the intercom in Wal-mart.
FrogPaste
Think that's crazy, Hobby Lobby has Christmas out for sale now.
NoellFalangi01189998819991197253
Well that's depressing.
chAMPIRE
I believe it. I was in Hobby Lobby last year on the Fourth of July and they had Xmas stuff out. It's 105º+ outside!
pbbbtMeg
I love Halloween. I don't mind a bit of it leaking into June.
kramegame
Nah, this just gives people time to plan.
embiggenator
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/30/113-halloween/
hashtagwickedawesome
Missed one!
gabbykaulitz001
I literally thought "Chicken cube?" Before I got it.
xoferif
Took me a minute.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Took me to open the comments to get it
Tendoformer
Hah! Cockblock.
shitsandgigglesfor100
"red roster, chicken cube, red chicken, cubed chicken.... wtf is it".... *read comments*.... i am a dumbass
ImASexyUnicorn
I'm a little drunk and I didn't get it. Thanks.
Dooood
How little? Under four feet?
ImASexyUnicorn
'bout 11' inches out of a large bottle of wine drunk.