Feb 7, 2019 3:41 PM
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DannyDoggo
Let me see...Since the 1920's when they came up for a cure: Operation, Radiation, Chemo Therapy, Diet, and it's still the same. Wonder why?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
So if I find them all do I get a special stage.
jridley
TIL all scientists are interchangeable.
WrathOfTheDragon
Don't those things make really big fruits?
PhotographyNZ
ULTIMATE REAL LIFE SIDE QUEST, great now I get to spend 80% of the rest of my life pursuing these and not finish the main story...
88wut
The reports of Global Worming are true!
sl33pwalk3r
Couldn’t have made it 2,880?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I know it's a joke but I hate it when people use the term "scientists" as if they're one organization who only work on one thing at a time.
anthaneezy
Shut up nerd
onecattoruleusall
I thought all of imgur were scientists
maliciousGman
?2
MsLusus
True story: I do the same thing with 3D printed, glow-in-the-dark dickbutts.
Youkidsgetoffmydamnlawn
So much better than fixing potholes - who's got time for that shit.
MiaLost
Wouldn’t this cause the same problem for birds as plastic bags do for animals that eat jellyfish?
CatStealer7th
Uh, not bc is clay
ekim20
Don't be fooled. This is clearly a zygarde
buttbuttpartywagon
Y tho
RayBoyd333
these are the scientist who put the golden beetles everywhere too!
JeffriedRice
“Yahaha! You found me!”
heptapodrollerskates
Why would the caterpillar people know anything about cancer?
MarkPenrice
Huh. I've got a couple little ornaments like that. My dad just bought them off a random market stall when he was on holiday somewhere.
ImForcedToMakeMemesAgainstMyWill
If you find them all, you get the true ending.
Dourine
http://imgur.com/PGspB0a Pretty sure they're just trying to get sad orphans to grow very large fruits
sarajordann
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/18/528969334/scientists-glued-fake-caterpillars-on-plants-worldwide-heres-what-happened
CuriosStar
Yeah.. All scientist are not doctors. But still, clay caterpillars... And 2000+
s0bere
Medical doctors probably arent the ones trying to develop a cure for cancer. Biologists, chemists probably these guys
Jeremydium
"Damn we forgot all about cancer!" -Scientists totally owned by meme god
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
"Absolute legend destroys noob scientists"
JustASoutherner
"Ben Shapiro anally violates stupid libtard cuck"
AgnosticPaladin
This was done to study what eats larvae. It was a good (and cool) study.
wekilledbambi03
I helped a similar study using tiny 3D printed lizards. Printed around 60 of them.
tarataqa
...but your comment just gave me cancer.
StarsArising
v
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
IGotBannedForTheGIF
I'm stealing that gif.
glaug
You're not their manager
EwokDude
Not since the incident.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
You're not my supervisor
shasuba
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
You're not my real dad!
TheShogunMustGoOn
I hate this family!
ShadowRaptor115
Get out of the tank!
IHaveToPeePee
You're not my buddy
Elconquesodor
I'm not your friend, Buddy.
Baldybeardman
You're not my Mom
distilledwill
Yes I am!
iHaveSomeTime
You’re not my Jo Jo reference
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Basically it's geocaching. Is geocaching still a thing? I tried it 5 years ago. Once.
cousteau
I tried to geocache a few days ago. I used to geocache a lot. Twas fun.
NeynasGhost
My family had some fun doing it a few years back. We also ended up in some...sketchy places. And talking with security guards!
PsychicSpider
My 7th grade English teacher did geocaching, even took us out to find one in the park next to our school. Seemed neat, but not my thing.
clucja1
I thought it had something to do with finding cool rocks. Was very disappointed
heffaloop
There are earthcaches... that's kind of that
That I'm interested in. Thanks
Follow up: https://www.geosociety.org/GSA/Education_Careers/Field_Experiences/EarthCache/GSA/fieldexp/EarthCache/start.aspx
MerToo
Clinging to the side of a cliff looking for a clay caterpillar isn't normal. But on geocaching it is.
SergeiBoobtitsky
Geocaching. Not even once.
AnthoTardus
Found a geocache at random the other day, was an old ammo box filled with all kinds of stuff. Took a toy shoe and left weed in it's place
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
What's a geocache?
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
It's kinda like updog
RealScruffy
I'm not familiar with this updog, can you please elaborate?
Like Pokemon Go but instead of a VR pokemon it's a small physical box hidden somewhere you have to find.
What's in a geocache?
A notebook, a pen (sometimes), and some of them contain a gift/souvenir you can exchange.
Thanks for the info about geocaches.
MemeSins
Environmental scientists. Not medical. Are people really this stupid to think there's just one group of "Scientists" who do everything?
[deleted]
Dhaor
Awesome
syntheticgod8
Like, when's NASA going to get around to fixing global warming, eh?
FriedMonkE92
Same people that start a sentence with "are not you all"...
ceramicpear
Yes
hockeyham
Aren't you supposed to be curing cancer?
TacoooMac
Whoooosh
GreenFox
I bet you're fun at parties.
RoeJollins
Yes. People do believe this. For real.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Yes.
Bollokovski
Hey those damned scientists have been promising us flying cars and jetpacks since the '70s. They've probably got a city full of flying stuff
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Of course they are. Thinking ahead is not very popular. On a side note, I find it quite entertaining, especially when they hurt themselves.
CaptainAsshat
You fucking know they are.
YouTubeRed
applesforjuice
Yes there's a viral Twitter post about "scientists got us to the moon they must be right about climate change" (they are right but dif guys)
johnsmith17388
I'm gonna say "meme god" was trying to make a joke.
butlerfetish
"Are people really this stupid..." is where you can stop. Yes.
DoomGuysCousinKenneth
Are you really that much of a prick you can't take a joke for what it is?
Fonzcorp
I think the title Scientist itself is elementary.
Furicist
Or that anything a scientist does is, in fact, science or scientific. I studied biomedical science and the majority of graduates werent
smart enough to deserve to pass.
ridge
Popular Science's fault for being generic and generally click baity shit.
Threns
I mean, we have people who conflate corporations, government and private organizations into one entity. See: Conspiracy theorists.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
I mean according to movies with scientists everyone either has a liberal arts degree or 4+ PhDs
CorneliusCornwall
Yes what idiot would think that. Haha, what kind of dumb bastard would even consider that *hides crayon drawing of scientists pals*
Bi1chPudding
What flavor crayons?
Crayon flavored crayons
c00lbeans69
You marines are everywhere
HisBabes
Ppl do the same with doctors. Don’t like or want to go to a specialist. Expect their GP to do it all.
AvidLebon
If they all combine their powers the can make something like Captain Planet. That cures cancer.
godfatherdontl
PUNKem733
I take it you're new to the internet?
veritasgear
I've learned that sentences preceded by "are people really so stupid" often end in "yes."
Wait... what?
graceinsheepsclothing
Scientists gotta science.
SilentScreamsX
To be fair, I'm pretty sure environmental scientists have a dying planet to save.
TibetanTerror
To be fair, the planet isn't dying, the planets ability to comfortably support humans is.
SuicideIsNotAnOption
ATemporailyEmbarrassedMillionaire
damn you really ripped this totally serious reply a new one
PiggyWobbles
yes. The same group of people who blanket distrust "scientists" for being "political" and/or "owned by big _____"
TIGERLILY6
thyfartismurder
I think thats the stereotype for scientists
Retronyx
Are people too stupid to distinguish humour from stupidity?
It's getting real difficult nowdays to determine whether someone is an idiot or just using a lot of sarcam
GoliathSkittles
One is usually meant to be funny.
Epoez
You know, humor is subjective
TresusIbor
Yes. Very much so.
IllBeAGoodManOneDay
I know right, that's why pornhub has many categories
Phoenixfighter43
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
And also an excellent potato salad recipe.
ThisOldCPU
.
ILikeTaterTots
Example:
Oh I was always thought that it was a porn site
lietotheelderly
Yes, hello. I'd like to apply to Science please. I have much sciencing experience and would like to further science.
How do you have science experience if you're applying to the only place in the world that does science?
I have unpaid science experience. May I science now?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hello, i am scientist. I work at 4167 science ave. We all do. In one big lab. All of us.
ajpimpsalll
you give that address, but here in San Diego, most of our biotech area has names like this: Genetic Way, Transcription Ave, Eureka St, etc
GentlemanScientist
I do say, what a remarkable coincidence, I work at 4168 Science Avenue.
Now I'm picturing "hello this is dog" but with a bunch of people in lab coats saying "hello this is science"
Clifftax
Read the email you ass you gonna give us up.
goflyblind
dude! you're not supposed to tell the normies. didn't you get the memo?!
No man that memo was only sent to our sector, they're in sector 13b it's down the hall
I may understand science but I cant read
DannyDoggo
Let me see...Since the 1920's when they came up for a cure: Operation, Radiation, Chemo Therapy, Diet, and it's still the same. Wonder why?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
So if I find them all do I get a special stage.
jridley
TIL all scientists are interchangeable.
WrathOfTheDragon
Don't those things make really big fruits?
PhotographyNZ
ULTIMATE REAL LIFE SIDE QUEST, great now I get to spend 80% of the rest of my life pursuing these and not finish the main story...
88wut
The reports of Global Worming are true!
sl33pwalk3r
Couldn’t have made it 2,880?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I know it's a joke but I hate it when people use the term "scientists" as if they're one organization who only work on one thing at a time.
anthaneezy
Shut up nerd
onecattoruleusall
I thought all of imgur were scientists
maliciousGman
MsLusus
True story: I do the same thing with 3D printed, glow-in-the-dark dickbutts.
Youkidsgetoffmydamnlawn
So much better than fixing potholes - who's got time for that shit.
MiaLost
Wouldn’t this cause the same problem for birds as plastic bags do for animals that eat jellyfish?
CatStealer7th
Uh, not bc is clay
ekim20
Don't be fooled. This is clearly a zygarde
buttbuttpartywagon
Y tho
RayBoyd333
these are the scientist who put the golden beetles everywhere too!
JeffriedRice
“Yahaha! You found me!”
heptapodrollerskates
Why would the caterpillar people know anything about cancer?
MarkPenrice
Huh. I've got a couple little ornaments like that. My dad just bought them off a random market stall when he was on holiday somewhere.
ImForcedToMakeMemesAgainstMyWill
If you find them all, you get the true ending.
Dourine
http://imgur.com/PGspB0a Pretty sure they're just trying to get sad orphans to grow very large fruits
sarajordann
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/18/528969334/scientists-glued-fake-caterpillars-on-plants-worldwide-heres-what-happened
CuriosStar
Yeah.. All scientist are not doctors. But still, clay caterpillars... And 2000+
s0bere
Medical doctors probably arent the ones trying to develop a cure for cancer. Biologists, chemists probably these guys
Jeremydium
"Damn we forgot all about cancer!" -Scientists totally owned by meme god
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
"Absolute legend destroys noob scientists"
JustASoutherner
"Ben Shapiro anally violates stupid libtard cuck"
AgnosticPaladin
This was done to study what eats larvae. It was a good (and cool) study.
wekilledbambi03
I helped a similar study using tiny 3D printed lizards. Printed around 60 of them.
tarataqa
...but your comment just gave me cancer.
StarsArising
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
IGotBannedForTheGIF
I'm stealing that gif.
glaug
You're not their manager
EwokDude
Not since the incident.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
You're not my supervisor
shasuba
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
You're not my real dad!
TheShogunMustGoOn
I hate this family!
ShadowRaptor115
Get out of the tank!
IHaveToPeePee
You're not my buddy
Elconquesodor
I'm not your friend, Buddy.
Baldybeardman
You're not my Mom
distilledwill
Yes I am!
iHaveSomeTime
You’re not my Jo Jo reference
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Basically it's geocaching. Is geocaching still a thing? I tried it 5 years ago. Once.
cousteau
I tried to geocache a few days ago. I used to geocache a lot. Twas fun.
NeynasGhost
My family had some fun doing it a few years back. We also ended up in some...sketchy places. And talking with security guards!
PsychicSpider
My 7th grade English teacher did geocaching, even took us out to find one in the park next to our school. Seemed neat, but not my thing.
clucja1
I thought it had something to do with finding cool rocks. Was very disappointed
heffaloop
There are earthcaches... that's kind of that
clucja1
That I'm interested in. Thanks
heffaloop
Follow up: https://www.geosociety.org/GSA/Education_Careers/Field_Experiences/EarthCache/GSA/fieldexp/EarthCache/start.aspx
MerToo
Clinging to the side of a cliff looking for a clay caterpillar isn't normal. But on geocaching it is.
SergeiBoobtitsky
Geocaching. Not even once.
AnthoTardus
Found a geocache at random the other day, was an old ammo box filled with all kinds of stuff. Took a toy shoe and left weed in it's place
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
What's a geocache?
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
It's kinda like updog
RealScruffy
I'm not familiar with this updog, can you please elaborate?
cousteau
Like Pokemon Go but instead of a VR pokemon it's a small physical box hidden somewhere you have to find.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
What's in a geocache?
cousteau
A notebook, a pen (sometimes), and some of them contain a gift/souvenir you can exchange.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Thanks for the info about geocaches.
MemeSins
Environmental scientists. Not medical. Are people really this stupid to think there's just one group of "Scientists" who do everything?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Dhaor
Awesome
syntheticgod8
Like, when's NASA going to get around to fixing global warming, eh?
FriedMonkE92
Same people that start a sentence with "are not you all"...
ceramicpear
Yes
hockeyham
Aren't you supposed to be curing cancer?
TacoooMac
Whoooosh
GreenFox
I bet you're fun at parties.
RoeJollins
Yes. People do believe this. For real.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Yes.
Bollokovski
Hey those damned scientists have been promising us flying cars and jetpacks since the '70s. They've probably got a city full of flying stuff
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Of course they are. Thinking ahead is not very popular. On a side note, I find it quite entertaining, especially when they hurt themselves.
CaptainAsshat
You fucking know they are.
YouTubeRed
applesforjuice
Yes there's a viral Twitter post about "scientists got us to the moon they must be right about climate change" (they are right but dif guys)
johnsmith17388
I'm gonna say "meme god" was trying to make a joke.
butlerfetish
"Are people really this stupid..." is where you can stop. Yes.
DoomGuysCousinKenneth
Are you really that much of a prick you can't take a joke for what it is?
Fonzcorp
I think the title Scientist itself is elementary.
Furicist
Or that anything a scientist does is, in fact, science or scientific. I studied biomedical science and the majority of graduates werent
Furicist
smart enough to deserve to pass.
ridge
Popular Science's fault for being generic and generally click baity shit.
Threns
I mean, we have people who conflate corporations, government and private organizations into one entity. See: Conspiracy theorists.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
I mean according to movies with scientists everyone either has a liberal arts degree or 4+ PhDs
CorneliusCornwall
Yes what idiot would think that. Haha, what kind of dumb bastard would even consider that *hides crayon drawing of scientists pals*
Bi1chPudding
What flavor crayons?
s0bere
Crayon flavored crayons
c00lbeans69
You marines are everywhere
HisBabes
Ppl do the same with doctors. Don’t like or want to go to a specialist. Expect their GP to do it all.
AvidLebon
If they all combine their powers the can make something like Captain Planet. That cures cancer.
godfatherdontl
PUNKem733
I take it you're new to the internet?
veritasgear
I've learned that sentences preceded by "are people really so stupid" often end in "yes."
Dhaor
Wait... what?
graceinsheepsclothing
Scientists gotta science.
SilentScreamsX
To be fair, I'm pretty sure environmental scientists have a dying planet to save.
TibetanTerror
To be fair, the planet isn't dying, the planets ability to comfortably support humans is.
SuicideIsNotAnOption
Yes.
ATemporailyEmbarrassedMillionaire
damn you really ripped this totally serious reply a new one
PiggyWobbles
yes. The same group of people who blanket distrust "scientists" for being "political" and/or "owned by big _____"
TIGERLILY6
Yes
thyfartismurder
I think thats the stereotype for scientists
Retronyx
Are people too stupid to distinguish humour from stupidity?
s0bere
It's getting real difficult nowdays to determine whether someone is an idiot or just using a lot of sarcam
GoliathSkittles
One is usually meant to be funny.
Epoez
You know, humor is subjective
TresusIbor
Yes. Very much so.
IllBeAGoodManOneDay
I know right, that's why pornhub has many categories
Phoenixfighter43
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
And also an excellent potato salad recipe.
ThisOldCPU
.
ILikeTaterTots
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Example:
s0bere
Oh I was always thought that it was a porn site
lietotheelderly
Yes, hello. I'd like to apply to Science please. I have much sciencing experience and would like to further science.
s0bere
How do you have science experience if you're applying to the only place in the world that does science?
lietotheelderly
I have unpaid science experience. May I science now?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hello, i am scientist. I work at 4167 science ave. We all do. In one big lab. All of us.
ajpimpsalll
you give that address, but here in San Diego, most of our biotech area has names like this: Genetic Way, Transcription Ave, Eureka St, etc
GentlemanScientist
I do say, what a remarkable coincidence, I work at 4168 Science Avenue.
glaug
Now I'm picturing "hello this is dog" but with a bunch of people in lab coats saying "hello this is science"
Clifftax
Read the email you ass you gonna give us up.
goflyblind
dude! you're not supposed to tell the normies. didn't you get the memo?!
s0bere
No man that memo was only sent to our sector, they're in sector 13b it's down the hall
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
I may understand science but I cant read