Science

Feb 7, 2019 3:41 PM

Caiusj

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Let me see...Since the 1920's when they came up for a cure: Operation, Radiation, Chemo Therapy, Diet, and it's still the same. Wonder why?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if I find them all do I get a special stage.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TIL all scientists are interchangeable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't those things make really big fruits?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ULTIMATE REAL LIFE SIDE QUEST, great now I get to spend 80% of the rest of my life pursuing these and not finish the main story...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reports of Global Worming are true!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t have made it 2,880?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's a joke but I hate it when people use the term "scientists" as if they're one organization who only work on one thing at a time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up nerd

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought all of imgur were scientists

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?2

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

True story: I do the same thing with 3D printed, glow-in-the-dark dickbutts.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much better than fixing potholes - who's got time for that shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t this cause the same problem for birds as plastic bags do for animals that eat jellyfish?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, not bc is clay

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't be fooled. This is clearly a zygarde

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these are the scientist who put the golden beetles everywhere too!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“Yahaha! You found me!”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would the caterpillar people know anything about cancer?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. I've got a couple little ornaments like that. My dad just bought them off a random market stall when he was on holiday somewhere.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you find them all, you get the true ending.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/PGspB0a Pretty sure they're just trying to get sad orphans to grow very large fruits

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.. All scientist are not doctors. But still, clay caterpillars... And 2000+

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Medical doctors probably arent the ones trying to develop a cure for cancer. Biologists, chemists probably these guys

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Damn we forgot all about cancer!" -Scientists totally owned by meme god

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"Absolute legend destroys noob scientists"

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

"Ben Shapiro anally violates stupid libtard cuck"

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

This was done to study what eats larvae. It was a good (and cool) study.

7 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

I helped a similar study using tiny 3D printed lizards. Printed around 60 of them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...but your comment just gave me cancer.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 29

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I'm stealing that gif.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're not their manager

7 years ago | Likes 600 Dislikes 3

Not since the incident.

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You're not my supervisor

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You're not my real dad!

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I hate this family!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get out of the tank!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You're not my buddy

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I'm not your friend, Buddy.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're not my Mom

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yes I am!

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You’re not my Jo Jo reference

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Basically it's geocaching. Is geocaching still a thing? I tried it 5 years ago. Once.

7 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

I tried to geocache a few days ago. I used to geocache a lot. Twas fun.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My family had some fun doing it a few years back. We also ended up in some...sketchy places. And talking with security guards!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 7th grade English teacher did geocaching, even took us out to find one in the park next to our school. Seemed neat, but not my thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it had something to do with finding cool rocks. Was very disappointed

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are earthcaches... that's kind of that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That I'm interested in. Thanks

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Clinging to the side of a cliff looking for a clay caterpillar isn't normal. But on geocaching it is.

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Geocaching. Not even once.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Found a geocache at random the other day, was an old ammo box filled with all kinds of stuff. Took a toy shoe and left weed in it's place

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

What's a geocache?

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

It's kinda like updog

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm not familiar with this updog, can you please elaborate?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like Pokemon Go but instead of a VR pokemon it's a small physical box hidden somewhere you have to find.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What's in a geocache?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A notebook, a pen (sometimes), and some of them contain a gift/souvenir you can exchange.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the info about geocaches.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Environmental scientists. Not medical. Are people really this stupid to think there's just one group of "Scientists" who do everything?

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Awesome

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Like, when's NASA going to get around to fixing global warming, eh?

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Same people that start a sentence with "are not you all"...

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Yes

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Aren't you supposed to be curing cancer?

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Whoooosh

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I bet you're fun at parties.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes. People do believe this. For real.

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Yes.

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Hey those damned scientists have been promising us flying cars and jetpacks since the '70s. They've probably got a city full of flying stuff

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course they are. Thinking ahead is not very popular. On a side note, I find it quite entertaining, especially when they hurt themselves.

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You fucking know they are.

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Yes there's a viral Twitter post about "scientists got us to the moon they must be right about climate change" (they are right but dif guys)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna say "meme god" was trying to make a joke.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

"Are people really this stupid..." is where you can stop. Yes.

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Are you really that much of a prick you can't take a joke for what it is?

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I think the title Scientist itself is elementary.

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Or that anything a scientist does is, in fact, science or scientific. I studied biomedical science and the majority of graduates werent

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smart enough to deserve to pass.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Popular Science's fault for being generic and generally click baity shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, we have people who conflate corporations, government and private organizations into one entity. See: Conspiracy theorists.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean according to movies with scientists everyone either has a liberal arts degree or 4+ PhDs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes what idiot would think that. Haha, what kind of dumb bastard would even consider that *hides crayon drawing of scientists pals*

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

What flavor crayons?

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Crayon flavored crayons

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You marines are everywhere

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ppl do the same with doctors. Don’t like or want to go to a specialist. Expect their GP to do it all.

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If they all combine their powers the can make something like Captain Planet. That cures cancer.

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I take it you're new to the internet?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've learned that sentences preceded by "are people really so stupid" often end in "yes."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wait... what?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scientists gotta science.

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To be fair, I'm pretty sure environmental scientists have a dying planet to save.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the planet isn't dying, the planets ability to comfortably support humans is.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

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damn you really ripped this totally serious reply a new one

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

yes. The same group of people who blanket distrust "scientists" for being "political" and/or "owned by big _____"

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Yes

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I think thats the stereotype for scientists

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Are people too stupid to distinguish humour from stupidity?

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It's getting real difficult nowdays to determine whether someone is an idiot or just using a lot of sarcam

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One is usually meant to be funny.

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You know, humor is subjective

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes. Very much so.

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I know right, that's why pornhub has many categories

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And also an excellent potato salad recipe.

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Example:

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Oh I was always thought that it was a porn site

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, hello. I'd like to apply to Science please. I have much sciencing experience and would like to further science.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

How do you have science experience if you're applying to the only place in the world that does science?

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I have unpaid science experience. May I science now?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, i am scientist. I work at 4167 science ave. We all do. In one big lab. All of us.

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you give that address, but here in San Diego, most of our biotech area has names like this: Genetic Way, Transcription Ave, Eureka St, etc

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do say, what a remarkable coincidence, I work at 4168 Science Avenue.

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Now I'm picturing "hello this is dog" but with a bunch of people in lab coats saying "hello this is science"

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Read the email you ass you gonna give us up.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dude! you're not supposed to tell the normies. didn't you get the memo?!

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

No man that memo was only sent to our sector, they're in sector 13b it's down the hall

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I may understand science but I cant read

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