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She sent me this sick care package as a surprise. This is a lot of snackage for a broke college kid like me. My mom’s a pretty great one (not because of the food FYI), and I’m thankful that she’s my mom.
FP Edit: Oh Hello world! Just so y’all know, Mum didn’t pick the individual things herself. My college sent all the parents a thing offering them a chance to buy a care package. Still like the stuff though.
If anyone else is going through or about to start exam week, good luck!
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
Can i have your mom?
EGOT
One time I helped my mom send a care package like this to my older siblings. All 3 of them. 10 years later, I never got one :-(
sowasvonsowas
You're lucky to have a good mother. Not everybody has a good mother.
wonderboy77
You're great because you're grateful! I saw too many ungreatful people at college and they didn't deserve cool and thoughtful parents.
JunglePygmy
Yaint gettin' better eating shit like that
DracoSicarius
Maybe not physically. But it sure does feel nice when you reach for a sack and there’s actually one there
ILikeYouMary
How sweet & thoughtful of her! She seems like an amazing woman!
Heyitsthatguy
Your mom sounds hot.
calebsGRIN
She must have broken into a vending machine tbh
bigblackhole
Plot twist: she wants to kill you of diabetes.
DracoSicarius
What a way to go
manuvCookieRunner
Don't you mean 'love'
lalaby
Make sure you tell her! :)
Wreckingball911
The good old college days...my parents had the local Dominos app and would send me pizzas.
bingalingadingdong
She must have spent a lot in the vending machine
SexualPeanut
♡
PMmeUrNachos
That's ridiculously unhealthy. You should try NOT to eat that as a student.
DracoSicarius
Definitely gonna eat that as a student
nakedlady92
I miss my college care packages! You deserve it, enjoy your love and snacks and kick this semester's ass!
bigdix69420
Next time I'll be the one to give you butter butter
bigdix69420
Nutter*
Novivad
Ration them! The first thing we learn is no greed!
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Food? She didn’t give you any food, what food would there be to be thankful for....
princeherbert
I'm 33, about to be married, and my mom still sends me care packages. If I'm ever a mom, I hope I'm half as awesome as she is.
dayemoon
I like your toothbrush holder.
DamnitLinus
Your mom seems pretty cool. Also, prepare yourself for 'I like your mom too' comments. ????
humourasdryasyourgf
Damnit Linus what have we said about emojis
DamnitLinus
Oops.. Force of habit.
DracoSicarius
Haha thanks
danrrpalade
This is not food. She is slowly killing you. Stupid education.
Fargirl
Looks unhealthy
DracoSicarius
Probably is
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
The box of Kleenex was a nice touch.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
Seems OP went through those pretty quick.
teabaggerino
Mother knows best. Something something broken arms.
SoftBonez
I think I know this reference..
traeno
I could eat all that in an hour...
blackholevoid10011
I could eat all of that in 4 days. It only 4 days of food for me.
ElephantLord
Amatuer
theshinobi23
Pacing yourself?
Snickt
You might catch the diabeetus if you do.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Even the Yo-Yo?
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
Its that twisty metal puzzle id have trouble with
singularorgasm
Especially the Yo-Yo
Cheomesh
She sent you basically nothing but junk.
analnipple666
All that sugar def won't help op get over a cold
cakilaraki
Delicious junk*
areola51
Meanwhile my mom hands me a receipt expecting reimbursement for a bottle of aspirin 4 days after I pushed a 9.5 lb watermelon out my hooha
TrashPandaAddict
You should consult your OBGYN and get some answers about why TF you had a watermelon infestation at all.
areola51
It was troublesome but a nice summer snack
TrashPandaAddict
That's the spirit
CometBoy
Jesus ain't goina help u with your exam...study up man
dogfrost9
Oh get fucked. Why do you have to belittle his mom just because she mentioned Jesus. If you don't like it then ignore it and move on.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
DracoSicarius
Oh no I think you misunderstood a little. She isn’t praying for Him to grant me instant wisdom. She’s praying more along the lines of 1/
DracoSicarius
asking Him to help me remember what I study. Does that help explain any? I mean, did I explain it clearly, or did I make it worse?
WowSoOriginal
no that makes sense, you don't pray for a miracle, you pray for the ability to make your own miracles. at least thats what i think people do