Mar 11, 2018 9:38 PM
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skippy701011
She was just milking it
Andalite
I was so waiting for one of them to charge her
nmarst308
HOLD THE FUCKING CAMERA STEADY
moecurlylarry
Great dairy-air
newsguycraigevans
That cow is not in awe. It is showing classic signs of aggression. It's saying to back off.
AddSomeContext
So that’s what they mean by grade A
GotABitSilly
The cows:
MeowMixWowmix
Her udders are in the wrong place - cows probably
demonsleader89
I like where they're at
MarkOfTheCovenant
Those cows looked genuinely impressed.
superfeathers
Cows will stare at you even if you're just standing there
Naildirt
It like her ass moved down to her rib cage
HonourableMane
the cows like...
deadbeat44x
The cows are like a group of black guys from a David Blain street magic show
FilthyRapscallions
Left cow needs to move over 3 spots.
IfTheWorldIsMyOysterThenIMustBeAllergicToShellfish
For sure. They almost had full strength wifi
ehmurica
They were really mooooved by that
magnes919
Looks like some healthy calves
halfwindsor
Doin’ me a concern
LunaticFringe
Holy Cow! Wouldja lookit that!?!
Schitzoflink
Anyone else amazed that her shoes and leggings match?
Fumbleskunk
"Are you *seeing* this, Jessebelle??"
bakerdays
What a perfect name for a cow!
TheGreatWizpoo
When they catch us watching
wats0
Was totally waiting for a cow to run over and knock her over
AlienPumaSpaceTrain
They were probably about to run the opposite way. Couldn't tell if it was a threat or not, but they were intrigued none the less.
Skeatsie
I had such high hopes too... Now such disappointment.
MaleTinderSlvt
Unlikely, cows are the biggest cowards I know.
klucky
Go pat ones calf haha. They only get aggressive if they need to protect their young or can't avoid the situation. Depends on how tame.
I do regularly when helping out, I'm born and raised in a small German village. Cows like to pretend to be tough but they really aren't.
VeryMerryUnbirthday
I also wanted this.
Doodledad73
Yoga people literally can’t go anywhere without documenting the fact that they yoga.
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
As much as I despise how annoying they are once it becomes a "lifestyle" if it keeps them fit and reduces the numbers of fat fucks, then
do whatever silly pose you need to do wherever you want to keep that gut in check.
toastbugsme
“ Holy Cow! “
ScreaminPanda99
Cow probably "Oh shit.. Oh shit! OH SHIT!"
dumbinsults
She appears to be shaking. Wind blowing her off balance?
spacecadet12
Yeah this would’ve been better documented with still photos
peeweepeterson
The bobbing of the head means “stay the fuck away from my calf or I will chase you”. - source- farmer
ilovefluids
Classic surf and turf
throwawaynoms
My first thought was that he head bobbing was not an act of friendship
bearwizard
What are some basic friendly vs unfriendly cow gestures? I'd like to interact with one but don't want to upset it.
domestomp
this human is initiating combat. ready yourselves men, line up and show force!
reineseele
The cow judges are in udder disbelief is my take on it.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Yup, classic “piss off” gesture among bovines
Goldenfoxengraving
Ya I was thinking that cow is saying "what the hell is wrong with that human? I ain't ever seen that kind of sh*t before! Stay away from it"
Inamedmycatafterfood
Wouldn't dare bother a strange Char, no sir. Source, had Char's.
scribberls
Yeah I thought a friendly cow was blowing to me once so I bowed back thinking we had this beautiful moment but really it just charged at me
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Never thought I'd say this but we need an animal version of the Chris Hansen gif keep these animals safe and the other animals in jail
WHOOPS
SunBrolem
yeah no lowering the head is a threat display
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Why does every damn animal have their own language. In cat bowing heads means come closer.
Could be worse. They could be like people, where they have hundreds of cultures with their own languages.
DancingHomer
Never show your teeth to a wolf,never turn your back on a big cat,know when to appear big and scary and when small and non-threatening.
Looking in the eyes of a tiger means they've been found and can't hunt you. Looking in the eyes of a wolf or gorilla is a challenge
Sneakrative
If cows could clap, these surely would've.
beforetherewerememes
Yeah, I was getting more of an #ToldYouTheseApesAreCrazy vibe there.
SarcasticComment
No... cow bowing is saying "stay the fuck away from my little one or I will charge your freaky ass."
yougotsomesplainingtodo
Closest thing to a “cow clap”.
bruudwin
Well... you can give em the clap?
communicationbreakdown
*slow clap...* "fucken white girls" - cows, probably
dacow36793
As a cow I can confirm
APieceOfFuckingShit
Username checks out
user843
Username checks out?
Always.
catscatscatscat
This woman is one of those instagram yoga enthusiasts who is usually half nude and is coincidentally also an anti-vaxxer. Absolute cunt.
FlyingDorito
Hmm...are you trash talking out of jealousy or can you back that up?
haha https://www.instagram.com/gypsyon__/?hl=en
I can't seem to find her being anti-vaxxer. Link?
She went on and on about how she will only get them when she is forced to, to travel abroad, but her parents were so smart not to blah blah
Tried to look back through to find the post about how proud she is that her and he partner both never got vaccines, it was deleted.
skippy701011
She was just milking it
Andalite
I was so waiting for one of them to charge her
nmarst308
HOLD THE FUCKING CAMERA STEADY
moecurlylarry
Great dairy-air
newsguycraigevans
That cow is not in awe. It is showing classic signs of aggression. It's saying to back off.
AddSomeContext
So that’s what they mean by grade A
GotABitSilly
The cows:
MeowMixWowmix
Her udders are in the wrong place - cows probably
demonsleader89
I like where they're at
MarkOfTheCovenant
Those cows looked genuinely impressed.
superfeathers
Cows will stare at you even if you're just standing there
Naildirt
It like her ass moved down to her rib cage
HonourableMane
deadbeat44x
The cows are like a group of black guys from a David Blain street magic show
FilthyRapscallions
Left cow needs to move over 3 spots.
IfTheWorldIsMyOysterThenIMustBeAllergicToShellfish
For sure. They almost had full strength wifi
ehmurica
They were really mooooved by that
magnes919
Looks like some healthy calves
halfwindsor
Doin’ me a concern
LunaticFringe
Holy Cow! Wouldja lookit that!?!
Schitzoflink
Anyone else amazed that her shoes and leggings match?
Fumbleskunk
"Are you *seeing* this, Jessebelle??"
bakerdays
What a perfect name for a cow!
TheGreatWizpoo
When they catch us watching
wats0
Was totally waiting for a cow to run over and knock her over
AlienPumaSpaceTrain
They were probably about to run the opposite way. Couldn't tell if it was a threat or not, but they were intrigued none the less.
Skeatsie
I had such high hopes too... Now such disappointment.
MaleTinderSlvt
Unlikely, cows are the biggest cowards I know.
klucky
Go pat ones calf haha. They only get aggressive if they need to protect their young or can't avoid the situation. Depends on how tame.
MaleTinderSlvt
I do regularly when helping out, I'm born and raised in a small German village. Cows like to pretend to be tough but they really aren't.
VeryMerryUnbirthday
I also wanted this.
Doodledad73
Yoga people literally can’t go anywhere without documenting the fact that they yoga.
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
As much as I despise how annoying they are once it becomes a "lifestyle" if it keeps them fit and reduces the numbers of fat fucks, then
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
do whatever silly pose you need to do wherever you want to keep that gut in check.
toastbugsme
“ Holy Cow! “
ScreaminPanda99
Cow probably "Oh shit.. Oh shit! OH SHIT!"
dumbinsults
She appears to be shaking. Wind blowing her off balance?
spacecadet12
Yeah this would’ve been better documented with still photos
peeweepeterson
The bobbing of the head means “stay the fuck away from my calf or I will chase you”. - source- farmer
ilovefluids
Classic surf and turf
throwawaynoms
My first thought was that he head bobbing was not an act of friendship
bearwizard
What are some basic friendly vs unfriendly cow gestures? I'd like to interact with one but don't want to upset it.
domestomp
this human is initiating combat. ready yourselves men, line up and show force!
reineseele
The cow judges are in udder disbelief is my take on it.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Yup, classic “piss off” gesture among bovines
Goldenfoxengraving
Ya I was thinking that cow is saying "what the hell is wrong with that human? I ain't ever seen that kind of sh*t before! Stay away from it"
Inamedmycatafterfood
Wouldn't dare bother a strange Char, no sir. Source, had Char's.
scribberls
Yeah I thought a friendly cow was blowing to me once so I bowed back thinking we had this beautiful moment but really it just charged at me
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Never thought I'd say this but we need an animal version of the Chris Hansen gif keep these animals safe and the other animals in jail
scribberls
WHOOPS
SunBrolem
yeah no lowering the head is a threat display
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Why does every damn animal have their own language. In cat bowing heads means come closer.
SunBrolem
Could be worse. They could be like people, where they have hundreds of cultures with their own languages.
DancingHomer
Never show your teeth to a wolf,never turn your back on a big cat,know when to appear big and scary and when small and non-threatening.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Looking in the eyes of a tiger means they've been found and can't hunt you. Looking in the eyes of a wolf or gorilla is a challenge
Sneakrative
If cows could clap, these surely would've.
beforetherewerememes
Yeah, I was getting more of an #ToldYouTheseApesAreCrazy vibe there.
SarcasticComment
No... cow bowing is saying "stay the fuck away from my little one or I will charge your freaky ass."
yougotsomesplainingtodo
bruudwin
Well... you can give em the clap?
communicationbreakdown
*slow clap...* "fucken white girls" - cows, probably
dacow36793
As a cow I can confirm
APieceOfFuckingShit
Username checks out
user843
Username checks out?
APieceOfFuckingShit
Always.
catscatscatscat
This woman is one of those instagram yoga enthusiasts who is usually half nude and is coincidentally also an anti-vaxxer. Absolute cunt.
FlyingDorito
Hmm...are you trash talking out of jealousy or can you back that up?
catscatscatscat
haha https://www.instagram.com/gypsyon__/?hl=en
FlyingDorito
I can't seem to find her being anti-vaxxer. Link?
catscatscatscat
She went on and on about how she will only get them when she is forced to, to travel abroad, but her parents were so smart not to blah blah
catscatscatscat
Tried to look back through to find the post about how proud she is that her and he partner both never got vaccines, it was deleted.