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Enyeez
Aunt BAE!
Hs92M
swatz
I'm not against the idea; however, there is kind of a comfort in the old grandma style aunt May.
crittercuz
In another universe Aunt May is a lady dancer of the night and her boyfriend is a pro wrestler.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
The amount of jokes in the movie pertaining to her being hot is perfect.
Maultasche
tarsohn
Aunt May is dead? Tony will go see her to apologise for the loss of Peter and he will find a pile of ash. Much easier for story telling.
Pheralg
"here I go...swiping the floor again."- Tony Stark.
MouseCheese1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiWcCMBZW5U
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Awesome video, thanks for sharing that!??
jesusisherelookbusy
“PARKER, I DON’T WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR AUNT! I WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!”
flame13th
Here you go, Mr. Jameson.
PocketFullOfMumbles
scroty
WHAT THE FFFUUU
ahhhhtomzilla
I’d like to shoot my webs all over her!
dasAchteck
ahhhhtomzilla
TheflyPrince
Just puttin it out There, young may Parker has spider powers in the current spiderverse event. Marvel knows.
DigiRust
Isn’t that Peters kid? Not his aunt?
rdmguy
Deardiaryjackpot
conradfr
I heard she loves funny, quirky, stocky, bald men.
SleezyTreezy
I cannot see her without thinking this.
jakejz516031
We'll bang, ok?
reykjavikparadise
Report to the ship as soon as possible
IntrinsicCynic
ProteusRMontenegro
Ages like a fine wine.
BoogerDiva
7816
Marisa Tomei for the millennials.
jumpbus360
I'm old enough to remeber that she's always been beautiful.
MonstrousPigments
My Cousin Vinnie. That is all
jherazob
That movie was just great, i should rewatch it
AwkwardKeming
I prefer the real Aunt May. I said the REAL Aunt May.
Matrelith
Always thought it was weird Peter's aunt was more of a grandma. There must be a huge age difference between his parents and aunt May
19somethingand5
Perfection.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Ok here you go:
calichillionaire
Spidermilf
StapMeVittles
Nice!!!
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nonCanadianGoose
AILF?
Raikupath
Arachnid I'd like to fuck?
calichillionaire
May I’d Like to Fuck
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Whatever floats your boat dude...
calichillionaire
ReverseTrapTsukasa
So the Spider-Ma'am?
LightningMcQueef
My Cousin Petey
onefukkedduck
Vinny???? or is My Cousin Petey the porno version?
dasAchteck
My Cousin Vinny + Peter Parker
onefukkedduck
so what you're saying is that there is a crossover porno????!!!!!!!!!!
dasAchteck
onefukkedduck
good choice
CaffeinatedSlacker
'member when Aunt May was Galactus' Herald? https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/d/db/Marvel_Team-Up_Vol_1_137.jpg
PunaniTsunami
.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
Comic Cover: “No, really. Like, really really. For serious!”
TheJossiWales
Remember when Squirrel Girl defeated Thanos? Yeah there are plenty of things I like to pretend weren’t written.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I actually have that comic. Franklin gives Galactus a Twinkie.
Datsinginguy
Please post it. I’d save that in my favourites
lovehandlesmessiah
Great, I get BRAKKADOOMED for not brushing my teeth at bedtime.
mehimbored
Golden Oldie
Heketon
Wasn't there a series where Franklin Richards becomes Galactus?
DVSBSTrD
I did not realize how much I needed this in my life.
SkinnerTBD
remember when aunt may married doc ock?
Destro2077
Remember when Aunt May murdered Chameleon.
SkinnerTBD
also, she gave him ambien. almond is the smell of cyanide, not arsenic.
SkinnerTBD
remember when a weird demon retconned civil war?
TheflyPrince
That warning though
calichillionaire
Pepridge Farm rememberers.
Datsinginguy
Haha gtfo!!!
CaffeinatedSlacker
They beat Galactus with Twinkies. This is canon https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111144181/4779350-auntmay_0002.jpg
Datsinginguy
Awesome.
TurdFerguson14
Galactus isn’t himself without a snickers
Datsinginguy
Or a small planetoid to get him through the day.
SuperSupply
I can honestly say that I do not ‘member this at all
tdvideo
Tony Stark approves.
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AndBingoWasHisName0
IT-LY!
Br0doSwaggins
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
ElSuperbeasto
Jesus hahaha
SatoriEnlightenment
What am I looking at?
Br0doSwaggins
Only You, a rom-com from 1994 feat. Robert and Marisa
SatoriEnlightenment
Fun. Thanks.
SatoriEnlightenment
Check out FOLLOW THIS on Netflix for the future of internet fakes.
SatoriEnlightenment
Fucking technology.
Pardyfella
I loved that film.
iamnoman378
Damon Bradley?
tdvideo
SatoriEnlightenment
Which show was this?
PatrickDiomedes
Movie. Only You (1994)
iamnoman378
It's so terrible its amazing
iamnoman378
I know he would kill tigers for you. I know this whole movie by heart. It's horrible and I love it.
SkinnerTBD
Applepotamus
drah9000
getotterhere
baiin
I don't know what it is about Chloe, but she's just adorable. Even if strangely proportioned.
MaCro1
chaiman
SincerelyHated
What's happening here ....
YouHaventLivedaDayIfYouHaventLaughed
Guess you have to watch Big Hero 6 to discover.
youeventhriftbro
I want the original aunt may. And the original Spider-Man. God i miss you Toby
n0n53n53
original ... I don't think that means what you think it means
YesIKnowItIsAnUnpopularOpinion
DrSpatula
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/spiderman-films/images/a/a7/S2_Aunt_May.png
FlyYouFLCL
FINISH IT!!!!!
MollyNapQueen
Perfection.
Lamechops
Hot.
BlueLanternBraxx
See, this is the real Aunt May.
BruceBannersButtplug
It's more recognised but Marisa Tomei's May makes more sense agewise. She's probably a bit older than average for a 15/16 year olds aunt.
Zaayl
Fun fact, in the comics she is his "Great Aunt May" not just a regular Aunt, hence her age.
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Huh. I always wondered why that bitch was the Crypt Keeper.
dalml
Would still...
DontFeedMeAfterMidnight
skorve
Datsinginguy
Correction; we want THIS Aunt May. Huge distinction to be made.
RealScienceMan
You don't know, maybe I want the one who will poison my enemies is cyanide.
Datsinginguy
Who’s to say the Marisa Tomei version won’t?
greenercloud
Unless... you know... you’re into sphinxes ...
CassiusPolybius
Easy there, Tony.
HouseOfEvil
I thought Aunt May was always depected as a little old lady.
IntrinsicCynic
I'm not complaining...
MithridateEupator
You were obviously wrong, because here she is depicted as a younger lady.
itchyPitchfork
lopeardgaloot
Actually those are two very good points
itchyPitchfork
thunder2132
attofreak
Nah, son. GILF all the way <3
ImNotAWindowCleaner
benbernards
AyeAyeRonAyeVilla
Because Marisa tomea
Datsinginguy
Damn straight
Aenkyr
TheThingsTheyCarried
Oh?
KennyRoc
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/122/741/522.jpg
crazymojomonkey
That's Sally Fields you unit.
ThorinShiguini
Andrew Garfield's Aunt May, you unit.
crazymojomonkey
Well, you are correct and I have no alternative other than to accept that. So, there.
BahamutBBob
*So there, you unit.
antoonz
Life hack: use tongue to brush teeth
JSteede
Hot damn, I was not aware that she was this hot back in the day.
Billis75
This is her from her TV show Gidget, if you're looking for a source.
fistermatic5000
She was attractive in Smokey and the bandit, which is why I didn't understand the family guy joke.
Datsinginguy
Marisa Tomei was always smokin, but that ain’t Marisa Tomei. Still would tho
oneblackoneginger
You dumb
Datsinginguy
I never said I was a smart man...
AwesomeMixVol1
This is Sally Field. Aunt May in Andrew Garfield reboot.
Datsinginguy
Dayum yes! That’s it! Gidget!
Kaplar
I also forgot about sally field being aunt may.
Datsinginguy
She’s great but she ain’t no Marisa Tomei
AresTechnomancer
I dunno man, I'm kinda leaning towards GILF Aunt May
FutureHylian
Ggilf
BahamutBBob
GMILF. Skwisgaar coined the term like a decade ago. Get it right!
Datsinginguy
I’m sure there’s a subReddit for that
pensylvestre
SUBsidR4
THAT cannot be a thing...
d0pium
Oh you sweet, summer child...
pareidoliaperson
Gandalf I like to fuck?
TwoFlower68
Girl I'd like to friend. You know, like on Facebook
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Lambdafish1
Well he's gay, so he might return the favour
MakeLikeAtreeNfkoff
NinjaCongo
upvotehypnotoad
2029 Aunt May actress isn't even born yet
TheGuardDuck
I'm seeing a pattern here...
ilikeyourpics
I don’t think I’m interested in the 2050+ remakes...
upvotehypnotoad
Aren't into middle schoolers?
ilikeyourpics
Thankfully no
CropJob
Pff speak for yourself. Sam Rami’s sweet grandma Aunt May was awesome. She even started beating Doc Oc with her hand bag it was great.
BahamutBBob
The only great things about the Raimi trilogy were JK Simmons and that dude from Chapelle's Show.
perpetuallytipsy
I respectfully disagree.
tonystankisajerk
Yeah. I consider Danny Elfman's theme to still be the best from all Spider-Man live action stuff.
Datsinginguy
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/d/db/Marvel_Team-Up_Vol_1_137.jpg
CropJob
Holy shit that’s great. But if she didn’t beat Galactus with her handbag I want nothing to do with this.
Datsinginguy
She and Reed Richard’s son beat Galactus with Twinkies.
Datsinginguy
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111144181/4779350-auntmay_0002.jpg