Well the top photo looks like it's an enlarged sand sculpture of an extinct sand monkey. They lived nearly 10 million years ago in the Amazon Forest. It's been said that the last one that lived was eaten by piranha when it fell into the Amazon river.
Ghode
Pazuzu
Arubberypassenger
It's a dildo, everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
snixsys
Bob. That's Bob.
hellvis
Nam-shub of Enki.
RedTailedHawk
It's a dickfer.
Dudeitsonlyme
Well the top photo looks like it's an enlarged sand sculpture of an extinct sand monkey. They lived nearly 10 million years ago in the Amazon Forest. It's been said that the last one that lived was eaten by piranha when it fell into the Amazon river.
buff3rd
Put it under your bed at night.
woozle
it's a Ligma idol
theganglecreature
*sigh* what's ligma....
stygiansojourn
Ligma is the Ancient Babylonian god of virility, fortune, uneven tire wear, and little polished rocks.