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Mar 17, 2017 3:06 AM
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fireeternal
This is great.
idiosyncraticat
My dad had a koi that had scoliosis and was bent in a U. Had to get heavier food since he could only swim in circles towards the bottom
ThisGetsWorse
I think this is a bladder issue that causes gas to build up making them float all the time. It apparently quite treatable .
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
I think it isn't, because it says he's stuck to the bottom. no floatie.
5out0f7
YES TAYLOR I LOVE HER
tedthefed2
BS this was on the news last night. Totally different background story.
Yesferatoo
But. .. But... How does a wheelchair keep a fish from peeing everywhere?
GodForbidd
Lol
lalalalalalalalalalalaland
Water bladder, it's an organ that fish use to control their depth.
Yesferatoo
Yeah, i got it. #jokes
koren8707
How come only reposts get points?
RustSka
Some of us haven't seen and memorized the entire internet yet
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Because only one joke in 10 usually works and when found it will be reposted for confirmed points.
harmlesspotato
Whatever floats your boat
j4ckfish
Shes a really good youtuber
btrad13
Read your text messages dude!!!
aubergineverte
How does one have 86 unread text messages?!
revcleo
automated messages from various services which you ignore
revcleo
"your doctor's appointment is at X" cool I know "your bank account is below X" yeah ty "your giffgaff pack is queued up" ty mate
8itacocati8
Group messages you refuse to look at
tallquasi
My wife has 16,000 unread emails. Wish I'd known that about her before we got married. I actually went in and cleaned it up a few years ago.
somenerandom
If you use preview to read incomings and reply without messages registering as read, it happens all the time.I'm constantly in the hundreds.
ToastedVanilla
Using phone as business phone. Might be a vet too, so that's no real surprise.
BobbingThroner
Group chats and for me I have work and it's I get tickets when people have problems. But I never read them in the actually text
PoppinLochNessHopster
I get 100-250 a night unread because I use a web app to text with and my phone doesn't register the messages as read.
holybaconbatman
Group chat bruh
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Madwolf100
False
Meeshomatic
Definitely false. I can't leave a message unread. Not even and email.
ATAwarrior33
You are telling me you havent had a group chat blow the fuck up one night when your phone is off?
Traen0k
I'll leave group after 15 or so replies. Fuck all trying to read thru 86 when more than half are just 'ok' or 'yes'
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
My friends and I don't talk often. Maybe once every other month. And its usually just to give status updates on wife/kids
The8thwonderoftheworld
Serious question. Are you okay with that? I am having a hard time having friends reach out to me.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
2/ with them for hours at a time.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
4/ and look for activities in your area
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
3/ but if it makes you feel better, keeping and finding friends is a big issue effecting men over 30. Best solution, visit meetup site
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I really don't like contact too much. Passing small talk with strangers is enough socialising for me. Except my wife and kids, I can talk
The8thwonderoftheworld
Thanks for your reply. Will keep it in mind.