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gtotherizzle
Arkansas is just "Summer Teeth." Summer there summern't
usernamesarenotcomments
EllawoodBlues
False. Twilight vampires don't have fangs. Yes the coolest part about vampires and they don't have it. They sparkle in the sun tho so there's that
Crispy4Skin
hormonesonparade
Picture number one is from True Blood
qtRaven
Hellsing:
ybiii
Cleetus the vampire will suck the alchohal content out of your blood
Cilvaa
I never liked in True Blood how they made the lateral incisors the fangs instead of the canines. Looks kinda silly
2cRaZy2TiReD
stygiansojourn
Little Bubby Child
largo33
holgerdk
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill"
IliveIdyeIliveagain
I'm in Asia but poisoned about four years ago and now I became Arkansan
donutposse11337
The toothbrush was actually invented in Arkansas. You can tell because anywhere else, it would be called a teeth brush.
Weareallprimates
Arkanthas
Sk3tz0
That's not Arkansas, that's a Cape Flats Smile aka Passion Gap..
heywoodjabme
I once complimented a lady in Arkansas with the phrase: “nice tooth”.
deadnite3
Why no 30 Days of Night?
TyAnderson2011
A55TRICKY
People from Arkansas are going to be pissed when they find someone to read this to them.
Vergenbuurg
BlindMeach
ialoneambest
I’ve stopped watching anything with Nicolas Cage in it, but he was great in RENFIELD.
Shaows
Elnauriel
LordNoKids
Present day vampire: The date that only meets with you for the expectation of a free dinner
LordNoKids
The social media “influencer” looking for a sugar daddy, infecting and creating thralls of followers
VibratingNipples
eugene51
Still more than Arkasas!
pomax
There's a reason it's arkensahw, not arkensass.
cestboncher
This is why I support universal health care, including dental. Even when they don't.
Imadethisaccounttopost
In Arkansas defense, they can only suck and digest blood from someone who has a legally drunk Blood Alcohol level...
donsterkay
Shouldn't dis Arkansas like that. His sister had to use the teef that day. He gets them tomorrow.
nimeton0
Arkansas has one tooth too many. Did you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Yeah, if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste. :)
Omni21
I'm living in Montana but I was born and raised in Arkansas. When I told my dentist where I'm from he told this joke. He was ecstatic to finally be able to tell someone from Arkansas this joke🤦♀️😆
xj4low
Arkansas also doesn't have florid in their tap water. Many other states do.
GraemeDynard
Yes we do. 85.4% of Arkansans with public water have fluoridation.
xj4low
Correct. Sorry. They passed that bill in 2015 for state wide usage. 76% of the state had it before.
ikeseff
Ooh, do Chapelwaite
eugene51
I would, but I'm still depressed that we never got season 2.
ikeseff
A tragedy. I love Adrien Brody.
Shaows
Underworld is actually from "A Vampire in Brooklyn"
ExTechOp
Also missing are the Nosferatu type (rat-like) teeth.
eugene51
Don't shoot the messenger
oldmanfromscenetwentyfour
Pew pew
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Gotcha
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Underworld is actually Vampire:The Masquerade from White Wollf
n3ckr0mantic
drduffer
I am very impressed at the connoisseur’s discernment of B Movie Vampire fangs, @Shaows. Well done! ⬆️
TimmyTimm
This guy knows his vampires
Unclescam
Twilight vampires don't have fangs. Those are from True Blood.......second try.
MechKelly
Thought the True Blood vampires had fangs that were longer. Like easily reached halfway to the chin.
Unclescam
Maybe...? I know they come from those teeth and not the canines though.
Shaows
Also Christopher Lee's films were spelled Dracula
eugene51
Blame the original memester. I just liked the joke.
Vergenbuurg
seenunseen
Evil is good and ass is good and if you find a piece of evil ass, woohoo
TacoWaffle
Omnimorph2112
pixelscapes
VulpesIncendium
goatyfacemcgee
That is a gato mot a vampire
iMcFly
ExTechOp
Those are a cat's teefs.
MaybeAcat
❤️
donsterkay
Fish!
dragonflyy69
No, that's The Cat.
donsterkay
Fish
Aesonique
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Aesonique
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
VeryLongTimeLurker
Fish!
Aesonique
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
donsterkay
Fish
CooCooCaChew
I will!