CwispyNoodles
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Oct 31, 2015 4:04 PM
CwispyNoodles
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BeardyMcFace
No lie, have been a dad for 13 years now but always lived in an apartment. My mom bought a new house and as soon as I went out back... (1/2)
BeardyMcFace
I looked at her yard and went "I could build a deck out here." (2/2)
NubScrub1
For a second, i don't know why, but I thought he was going to punch her in the belly to effectively de-baby her
whyismyschoolfilledwithhoes
The reign of terror begins *dad jokes
cazador492
I'm using this when the time comes
Deepako
I'm just now realizing how true the "joke with waitress" part is...
houseonahuuurl
Gosh, I must have illegitimate children, because I already make dad jokes.
GiggleWiggleJiggle
One of these days I'm gonna change my evil ways
ThatSanzzle
And the planets have moustaches, because of course they do.
VSERNAME123
I never heard a dad joke outside of Imgur/Reddit and a very small number of smartass wankers. Eg my fourth grade teacher
fayt7
So this isn't about picking between pregger gf and CCGs? I mean i guess I'll miss her...
CuriosGazer
The epidemy of comedy
Senguie
That moon has a dad stache
mudkipfucker2
is it the law every comic maker has to make a comic with this punchline
Peppersworth
I am the second child of my family and apparently my dad didn't want anything to do with me for a few weeks after I was born.
JessieJanson
Do you look like the mailman?
Peppersworth
No, but apparently when mom told him she was pregnant for the third time he said it wasn't his
smeefy
i thought "build a deck" was his yu-gi-oh dreams flying into space
Snackimal
Can someone explain this?
CanadianMooseRider
Well i guess i know what to say when told this
Kukiniloa
LIfe in America. What a country.
theblackcanaryyy
If I never see this "hi ____ I'm dad" joke again it will still be too soon
TGWeaver
You're not wrong, but you're gonna get downvoted because Imgur loves running shit into the ground.
theblackcanaryyy
*braces for impact
MrHealey
Braces for teeth
MrHealey
You are right. (Hi right, I'm Dad)
srsgiraffe
"Deeeeck!"
Silentlocke
The awakening of a dad. First comes the whispering planets then comes the mustache.
yesiamserious
I dont think i would recognise my dad without his mustache. I see pictures of him in his teens w/o his mustache and im like 'who are you'
JiggyS4w
Tried mustache once, ended up looking like an 80s porn star, shaved it immediately.
BeardyMcFace
But you tried it. All the Universe can ask of you, Dad.
fofalooza
You quit too soon. With a little more time and care, you could have Selleckian levels of mustachedom.
AstartesLibrarius
But the 80s Porn 'Stache is a classic!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Ah... the Dad OS update downloaded correctly, and in record time too.
PinnappleTang
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
TheNextGuy
The disgust in her eyes at the end
dxblacker
"Y u do dis..."
Jello3
And the determination in his.
Fulminology
Not disgust, but fear.
Beepity
"What have I done....Who have I done."
TheNextGuy
A dad that's who she did
ZOMGNO
Less disgust and more resignation. "Oh God, he didn't. I guess this is my life now".
TheNextGuy
Hehe "I'm already knocked up no turning back now"
TheNextGuy
Hehe "I'm already knocked up no turning back now"
CripPick
plot twist hes not dad!
DeweyFinn
I have honestly never met a Dad like they are portrayed in comics on Imgur.
HotSauceEnema
Mine just drank
idiotcube
My dad was doing dad jokes before they were called dad jokes!
barrocoyote
This whole "dad" joke thing is getting out of hand.
Sasarious
I don't get since I don't think I ever heard a dad actually say anything close to this.
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
It's getting tiring is what it is
Huldra
I agree
TerminalHerpes
Bill is such a dad name, this is his ultimate calling in life
iwannatacoyourclothesoff
my name is bill! However i do not have any kids
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband's name is Billy and we have two kids. *^▁^*
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TerminalHerpes
you know what you must do now
TheNextGuy
Get terminal herpes?
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choloeseguay
Damn, dump him already why don't you?