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Hey all. It's another dump, from someone down in the dumps.
Remember, activated charcoal can flush medications out of your system.
Enjoy these things more talented people than me have made.
ArchMagos
#22
ArchMagos
#38 not always true, my wife had an objectively shitty childhood and mine was above average, probably well above if I'm being honest, and we go together wonderfully.
AndrewCase
Have your upvote for Leroy Jenkins Nike
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
#33 you really can't post that shit and put stuff after it.
theimgurappsucksballs
My farts also make the room smell lovely
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Where do I sign up for this "getting the broken childhood fucked out of us" that's allegedly happening? I mean, my friend. Where does my friend sign up... yeah.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
#10 That is not how you load a revolver. You have to do the cool wrist flick after you disengage the latch.
UserNameCorrupted
#10 How many rounds fit in that thing?
SmokyDoggg
#1 It’s like pottery, it rhymes
IdiotSavantTinker
#37 I should put something like this on the tailgate of my big stupid truck.
ruint
#1 Easy in, easy out.
notinitforthepoints
#1 easy access in. Easy access out
Larktonguesinadicecup
Yeah. Like "wow, the positions that allow easy access to the area are the same even if different things happen to the area". Wiiild. I get out of my car door and use the same door to get in, isn't that a fun coincidence?"
fake40nedeso
SmokyDoggg
#33
Sheldonian
Yeah this one was the most disturbing one
oloolooloolooloolo
The last one.....its more real and common which scared me the most.
GanondorfLink
#2 Shame on him, he already has a boyfriend.
elten
#38
ward5x5
#13 This reminds me of M5 by Sports Team
Smidge204
gregthewalrus
GamerDad82
#40 yeah this one’s accurate.
Primary1
A lot of these were pretty fucked ngl
lordhintinarcadian365
#16 how far have we strayed from god?..
MikuJess
not far enough, bend over
TheePerfectComment
#4
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JMassHysteria
Their bit about Kingdom Hearts is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
superpaul79
#21 what am I missing?
glitchead
The sign in the back. Animal kingdom. She stands perfectly to where it says Anal Kingdom
superpaul79
Thanks!
interesseret
#1 yep. Lying on your back is to give horny old men a better show while you are giving birth. No, I'm not kidding. Look it up.
siccoyote
I looked it it, sounds more like it's so he people assisting the birth can see what's going on in case there are problems. But it is not the best way.
nicodepies
This is the truth. The trend of people sharing this is modern misinformation on the line of antivaxxers. Designed to reduce trust in doctors.
Sheldonian
I... I... I don't want to look it up
TheBretters
Jesus fucking Christ
majorminers
AgainstMethod
I don't believe you and I'm not at all sure what you're suggesting I type into Google.
professionallazyperson
“Look it up” is my favorite thing to say after telling people some outrageous shit.
EggFooYung
Yeah, no. I'm not gonna search that. Nope.
positiveleroy
#11 #12
gregthewalrus
positiveleroy
Sheldonian
#35 in any case, that was impressive deserves a pat on the head
FallingStar7669
The fact that they could have done it with any vegetable but specifically did it with not just an eggplant but an eggplant emoji...
aslum
Doesn't the bit continue w/ mention of pineapple?
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Yep. One of them asks about a pineapple and he responds with a very emphatic "NO!" Just to make sure the adults in the room got the joke.
DocBeeblebrox
#22 hey quick question- what the fuck
positiveleroy
HorseonaBike
MrFancyPanzer
positiveleroy
MrRandom314159
VanillaJester
Great question! Next question?
DocBeeblebrox
How much do I need to pay to un-see it?
tg2222222
At least 12
DocBeeblebrox
But I only got tree fiddy and it's promised to someone else :(
ColmCorbec
#31 "Early in the morning, risin' to the street..."
Mxlespxles
"Light your ass up with a whip, and then make you lick my feet"
unimaginativeperson
MRFFFERFEERREEEEEFEEE
enkrypt3d
#32 sauce!?!
unimaginativeperson
Honey mustard please, thanks for asking
RigoryMorty
SailorLinzor on Twitter.
enkrypt3d
does she?
RigoryMorty
She does.
enkrypt3d
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