insidethecriticalzone
44606
1254
118
Jul 5, 2018 2:36 PM
insidethecriticalzone
44606
1254
118
mattihase
Waluigi in smash ultimate.
DaableJ
roscuro
I want to be able to live without having to work constantly.
BramStocker
this is perfect
AnonimositY
prob break it first time u used it, then paid for it for life
omgiforgotmyname
i see no difference!?
Formalis
I used to have a fucking RIDICULOUSLY huge copy of that photo with the girl, like 10K res back in 2010(?). GF at the time approved.
MKaiser
I just want a woman who accepts me for who I am...
mossom
or any woman really, lets be honest
mossom
or some want men, so there's that
KillerTofu69
That tank top is ridiculous, take that off right now!
Hargy89
Looks high maintenance to me. No thanks.
froopyloop
Dont know how but this is the first picture i found on the internet as a boy to fap to. Good times
leodavinci1
And the problem is?
darkninja2992
Nah man give me a bog nerdy girl and some pizza
chrishallett83
Keeley Hazell - huge tits but they were saggy as hell for someone so young.
Second0ne
Keele Hazel wow
thatdudethatslonely
I prefer petite and small boobs but hey,
AnAverageJho
But do you like Jazz?
zma123456
Boobs and pussies, best thing in the world.
Borplesnorfle
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooonnnnnng jacket.
ChamSoughom
Cow bell ????
rectumdamnnearkilledem
NICE!
KLUSTENATOR
Great song!
whosagoodboy92
PelvisVesel
Men actually want the tshirt off
Misslnformation
But she’s not holding a pizza
TheSlayers
Petite girl for me that has her own hobbies and is not worthless at solving her own issues so I can do my own shit. My job is physically
TheSlayers
demanding and I want to be able to shower and relax for an hour or two, sometimes with a beer, sometimes with video games. I don't need some
TheSlayers
narcissist telling me I need to do/buy shit for them to prove that I love them. I need someone that's considerate enough to ask first and/or
TheSlayers
offer compensation worthy of my efforts.
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
I want a brain to interface with, not a body.
TheFlyingChocolateSkull
Yeah, leave this guy to whatever he's doing, I'll take the big tiddy goth gf
MissGrangerIfYoureNasty
Well this is refreshing as all hell, thanks guys <3
NZSheeps
^ Definitely this.
ZaeMillion
I don't want that, not nearly as hot as my wife. Who knows my account name and has the second set of keys to my gun cabinet.
BklynPunisher
Smart man.
SaraMouse257
I like to imagine this is the wife
NZSheeps
It's a guy, so I hope it is too.
BklynPunisher
I’m not the wife, just another imgur user. (A dude)
TheCapedProcrastinator
After being married for going on 10 years, and kids, I would pass on sex with anyone for beer and old friends for even a few hours.
ihateyouall888
Sounds like she still let’s you have sex with her, so that’s nice.
beefycat
We're lucky enough to have met through a common group of friends, so almost every get together is beer with old friends for the both of us
WhatisaYute
Sooo...tell your wife?
BklynPunisher
She knows, just got done telling me about it.
aguacatedeldiablo
After being married going on 14 years, and kids, it depends on the day. Both are important to me.
Gloin15
Say it again!! Love my wife to pieces, but goddammit, some time to myself or with friends keeps me sane.
BOSSMOPS
Everyone needs time for them self from time to time. It's healthy :)
BklynPunisher
Love your wife to pieces, that's what a wood chipper is for.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Damn. How are you two not scheduling time to do your things... join a bowling league or something...we don't even bowl. Just hang out...
Gloin15
N9t all m6 friends have the same schedule as me and they have stuff going on too.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
That's an excuse. It shouldn't be too hard to carve out one night every two weeks.
mobileimgurlags
Nothing beats new pussy. But I dont really have friends so...
Pherlin
I hope I'm not like this in 5 years. Sex is the best thing.
AgainstMethod
Sex is great; it's just easier to get than friendship when you're in charge of a family.
TheCapedProcrastinator
I'm nearing 40. It's still fantastic. It's just not as important as it was. Life has prioritized it down.
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
Nearing 30 and went through the sleeping around phase early and was about to say the same. Career and living life while I can took priority.
cow042
Nearing 30 and haven't yet reached the sleeping around phase. I think software may be corrupted
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
Hopefully you don't. Wasted too much time at that point in life, fun but much more I could've done.
notaprofessionalcommentor
I just want like 5 Fucking minutes to myself, that's all.
hungryhungarian
I feel you
Threewisemen
I'd like to be right occasionally. Like maybe once a month. That would be the life.
Compendyum
HA YOU WISH
Cheomesh
Amen to that.
GuyOMaley
dijital101
I ASK YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE US, 5 MINUTES ALOOOOOOOONE!
lordsupafly
Agree. I have this magic sofa: if I sit on it for 60 seconds my wife thinks of something for me to do... works every time. Magic! Oh 5 mins.
theredacted
I’ve had 2 years want to trade?
whatthepoint
Man do not pay prostitutes for sex. Men pay prostitutes to leave after sex.
[deleted]
[deleted]
dingdongbannu
I can easily make people leave me alone for free
VodkaPls
Yet here I am still bothering you.
TheOnionKnight
And that’s why you never have kids.
optimusgoose
Or a dog
gingerjew06
You ok buddy?
gorillamanjones
As a man on a weeklong family vacation, this is my ardent wish.
firefighter26
Wife and kids have been leaving at 7:30am this week (work and summer programs). I've secretly moved my schedule so I work afternoons. 1/2
firefighter26
2/2 and I have to say, those few hours in the morning to drink a coffee, read the actual paper... purely fucking amazing.
Momentaryclarity
Slvrdgr
On nights where we both work and the kids are with a sitter, if I get off earlier than scheduled I'll head home and chill, till I'd be "off"
firefighter26
Damn straight! It felt selfish the first few times I took those "personal" days off to myself, but it helps keep me sane between the 1/2
firefighter26
2/2 seemingly unstoppable 24 hour cycle of family/work/family/work.
fivecharacters
That is the realest comment.
heartbreakeryougotthebestofme
https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-praise-the-lord-preach-amen-gif-4445019
Chameleon56
I'd like a whole day without stupid question when i'm trying to relax after working 9 hours in 115 degree heat.
SavagePatchKids
I want about tree fiddy
DeadClawsJerome
With this photo, amiright?
copingcabana
The toilet at work is my last refuge. They take that away, I'll go postal.
JesusOfficial
Seriously, that place is my temple.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I just want some goddamn blanket JESUS WOMAN ITS A KING SIZED BED HOW THE HELL DOES YOUR 5 FOOT NOTHING BODY NEED ALL OF IT!?
Ravenbreaker
LOL, my gf woke up, and kinda covered me up a bit, then grabbed the blanket and rolled over uncovering my legs again...
MetaSomma
And it all ends up on the floor somehow
TimmyDans
Two blankets are key
Vlaatu
Separate blankets are a necessity
AHappyLittleSlut
PeanutPeanutPeanutPeanutButter
Good god that's unsettling. But yes us too - we use two blankets.
minc3r
What I actually want
i2ocker89
That's your own fault. Get gud and you can have it
SaltismySugar
Oh my lord, yes...
Fizzledrizzle69
Osarphi
... wat ?
plazter830
Looks like ow diamond rank
MufinMcFlufin
Diamond tier in Overwatch Competitive
chunkblaster
Pathetic.meme
shoulkion
Nah man I just want to keep my fucking job
Aefinn
You will be granted an option to get $10M or to keep your job. You still only want your job?
shoulkion
depends. do I get a job with the 10m? If so maybe. I just want to help people dude.
SaraMouse257
You can start your own company that helps people with 10m. If i had that kinda money I'd mow grass for free for the elderly.
Aefinn
Good answer :)