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Jan 27, 2018 8:12 PM
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lapinalex
How many times does this have to be posted? seen it too much
soylentbeef
I see OP finally got that surgically removed from his mouth.
PleaseNotTheFace
Litterally. SO much.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
A+ caption. Upvoted.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
I giggled.
Noob3rts
So THIS is why buildings are so big.
FrankTheCube
Hey, quit dicking around and get back to work.
pronoun
Your mom will finally feel something.
JDRingo
"Thanks for getting me to door, folks. I just wish I could figure out how the fuck I'm gonna drive home."
freeloaderr
doctors hate him
Suzuran42
They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the test chamber.
Contracepted
Let me guess, they cut it in half?
Radgie91
I seriously thought you had dick surgery. I was like I had mine a couple months ago.
ErkTheJrk
*dick shortening surgery
mikeatike
Why is there a dude handling your dick?
tibris
I remember my penis reduction as well...
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
did you fractured your dick by accelerating quantum particles to it?
twfeline
No. *From* it. Haven't you ever heard of a linear accelerator?
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
oh
ElizabethSchultz
I was about to say I could relate as my first day back to work after shoulder surgery is Monday. Then I realized..
copingcabana
I like this post
AJerkyMcJerkface
Get well soon OP! Also, in a related note, you might not find anyone of the opposite sex compatible for penetration, well...besides your mom
Verbodentoegang
could you cough please ?
sandbreather
kneetothearrow
missojennie
screwdriverone
I see you got it reduced. Nice.
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Ah yep. Same comment te last time this was posted
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
God damn it I saw this for a week straight reposted 5 times already with the same fucking header. At least come up with another joke
OaksParcel
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
HowCaniGoForBrokeIfimAlreadyPoor
Lmfao
D0nutPrincess
Recently saw a snapchat media story about a dude with a 15" dick. Turns out it was mostly foreskin.
TacoBellBody
i see at least 3.5 inches of cast here so what's the other 90 inches for?
ProphetTenebrae
Is this the electron microscope they used to check it was still there?
TheIrritableMedic
https://youtu.be/N3yzVdCC5PA?t=52
HauntingPariah
Fucking ouch!
TheGriffin
PhunsukhWangdu
SeriousCloud
Erectron microscope
FilipJonsson33
ProfessorWasp
Thanks Jim, we're reporting live from the burn site. There were no survivors...
MINIMVM
positiveleroy
catalysterik
WhoDey910
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Brilliant reversal and a classic burn. 5/7\
randomname1101
.
minibois
abrakadoodle
Why does the armor have a belly button?
HydraNova
I asked the same question when I first saw this years ago lol
flowofsilence
gold
Saker82
BeensBeens
GreatLake
Roasted!!!
therockknight1
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
https://imgur.com/IKaztid
HydraNova
BaronSteggles
When the burn gets more upvotes than the post!
BannedbyastupidMod
after 2 years I would think at least one of you would come up with a different title, nope, no one.
BlackAndASlightlyDarkerBlack
funnyaccepted
fozzibab
That is an ice core sample, for those who were wondering.
railgap
This is not an ice core sample, for those who were wondering. That is clearly an art museum.
leontheprofessional
Last time this was posted, wasn’t it rolled up artwork being hung-up in a museum?
supercoffee1025
I was going to say - this looks like the Louvre...
conservativenightmare22
I would say it is, this does not look like the inside of a ice sample testing building
fozzibab
I've never seen the post before, but that's equally possible. Sure looks like an ice core sample though.
ThemDarkArts
if OP says it's his dick, it's his dick.
fozzibab
But that's a lie
ThemDarkArts
FawkesTheBurningPigeon
I bandaged my penis up like this after being circumcised, it was much less impressive though
catcherintherye
phimosis?
FawkesTheBurningPigeon
If that’s medical speak for ruined fore skin with hard white skin isn’t stretchy, then yes. Otherwise no
SirLantsBojangles
I have several questions.
FawkesTheBurningPigeon
Go for it
PleaseNotTheFace
Dude. No.
SeriousCloud
Dude, yes!