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Mar 14, 2016 2:07 AM

Cards against humanity is shit and boring as fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The secrets to being awesome at scrabble are knowing all the legal two-letter words and judicious use of your S tiles.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I guess my film degree is handy for 1/6th of Trivial Pursuit. And literally nothing else.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Fauna with the zookeepers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a person with a psych degree people usually think I need help after they play cards against humanity with me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just play a game or two of Uno. Problem solved.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Uno or dos games of Uno

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Frickin language majors

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How about playing doctor with a Med student ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I saw you played oedipus complex a few times during the game, so you want to talk about anything?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Majoring in any particular field doesn't necessarily make you an expert in said field.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 6

poker night with math students make sense because they're more likely able to count cards, and english major = know more words to spell

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah but if you actually work in the field it gives you relevant experience which can be useful. The degree itself doesn't really matter

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. But it does make the mentioned groups more likely to pipe up about the subject matter.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Migos pipe it up DAB

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything is fun with music majors!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I actually understand the physics behind this Jenga tower.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Center of gravity!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you misspelled witch magic.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you misspelled witch magic.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You mean how it's balanced at the top? Them crazy physics.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I have a BS in psych & work on an acute locked unit. I would love nothing more than to play this w/patients. Blah "inappropriate" blah blah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever played monopoly with an accountant?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my husband and my cousin hate one another. they both majored in business. they played monopoly once. it almost got bloody.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A psych major can pin down this level of troll

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cones of dunshire with the accountants?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

everyone knows law majors are the best at everything because they interpret the game rules in their favour

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I feel like the ones who major in psychology are the ones who'd tell you why its good to be vegan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played giant jenga with undergrads from many engineering majors. It was no help.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

practice beats theory

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My team had a theory then did the exact opposite. Giant Jenga is just difficult because of the increased friction n shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monopoly is always horrible, was designed to be. And by this logic, who would be best at Settlers? Agriculture or business majors?

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Nursing majors, 30 mins after passing out the Tick Tacs, Smarties, Good n' Plentys, and Kool aide.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sociopaths

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What settlers are we talking about? The real time strategy games or the board game?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one guy who ONLY builds houses to deplete the market before anyone else can afford to build any.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People always say Monopoly is horrible and destroys friendships, but my friends and I have been playing Monopoly every few months for years.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you're willing to give up a friend over Monopoly, I'm going to say they weren't that important to you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assholes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psychopaths

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

2 clay for a rock? *trades* Alright, now to upgrade to a city aaaaaand I win. *recent trader flips table*

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have been on both ends of this. This is exactly what Setters is for

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had an unspoken rule to never trade with whoever was closest to winning. We called it "Blue shell of hope"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play with game designers and game-breakers. Trade breaks down late game and 2-4:1 becomes god.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The amazing science is that this won't stand without something on top holding it rigid, like a hand pushing down.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Closer look, aha, the stack is offset to the left, its not straight up and down. Pict is tilted about 10 deg or so, so it doesn't show much

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as the centre of mass is within the bounds of the base the tower won't fall without an external force. That's why the top is offset.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny I've seen people do this without doing what you say is required. It's a matter of back balancing. (notice the tower is leaning)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh good lord, I wanna see that last one

10 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

From my experience: They already know everyone is fucked up but functional, so nothing really comes from it. Philosophers on the other hand.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, congrats on making top comment!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a masters in psychology, and I'm a standup comedian. I completely obliterate any competition in CAH against my friends.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to play it with my psych patients more than I can put into words. Many have the sickest and most hilarious senses humor.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've played CAH as a Psych Minor, It's also at times every easy to skew the results.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you need to do to win CAH is to understand who the Card Czar is and their humor. Then you play to that. Not the group mind or your mind

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same w/ Apples to Apples...is all I can play w/ my psych patients. Semi-related, I immediately read CAH as "Command Auditory Hallucinations"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the psych majors & sociology minors you need to watch out for. With a little bit of tequilla, they'll make you rethink life itself.

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It's pretty weird when you realize what society is and how we all treat it as this big eternal thing that'll always exist- but they're

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

insanely prone to collapse. Laws aren't real, and many things don't make sense. It's trippy.

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Society is pretty much humans believing things will go as they should. Until they stop believing and everything crumbles.

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we're all just intelligent monkeys reacting to the chemicals in our heads.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it's the chemicals in your head that allow you to know there's chemicals in your head. do you trust them?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Woah.... Have my upvotes, fellow thinker

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