Mar 14, 2016 2:07 AM
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pizzapowers
Cards against humanity is shit and boring as fuck.
GGCrono
The secrets to being awesome at scrabble are knowing all the legal two-letter words and judicious use of your S tiles.
irritabletom
I guess my film degree is handy for 1/6th of Trivial Pursuit. And literally nothing else.
ThaddeusBlimp
Don't forget Fauna with the zookeepers.
gooferman609
As a person with a psych degree people usually think I need help after they play cards against humanity with me
TheoLu
Just play a game or two of Uno. Problem solved.
Chribbmeister
Uno or dos games of Uno
xspartanx117x
Frickin language majors
JohnnyBgood422
How about playing doctor with a Med student ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BoozeHound001
"I saw you played oedipus complex a few times during the game, so you want to talk about anything?"
cleverusername69
Majoring in any particular field doesn't necessarily make you an expert in said field.
ICollectReactionGifs
poker night with math students make sense because they're more likely able to count cards, and english major = know more words to spell
ImASexyUnicorn
Yeah but if you actually work in the field it gives you relevant experience which can be useful. The degree itself doesn't really matter
TGWeaver
Nope. But it does make the mentioned groups more likely to pipe up about the subject matter.
BKLounge13
Migos pipe it up DAB
moto192834
Hahaha
toomanynotes
Everything is fun with music majors!
dagggg
Wow, I actually understand the physics behind this Jenga tower.
odraencoded
Center of gravity!
GnowledgedGnome
I think you misspelled witch magic.
onlyherewhenipoop
You mean how it's balanced at the top? Them crazy physics.
I have a BS in psych & work on an acute locked unit. I would love nothing more than to play this w/patients. Blah "inappropriate" blah blah
GhostKid
Have you ever played monopoly with an accountant?
sarahlyzzibeth
my husband and my cousin hate one another. they both majored in business. they played monopoly once. it almost got bloody.
feelsean
A psych major can pin down this level of troll
biscuitsandwaffles
Cones of dunshire with the accountants?
LexWNM
everyone knows law majors are the best at everything because they interpret the game rules in their favour
rubbarz
I feel like the ones who major in psychology are the ones who'd tell you why its good to be vegan.
Rararawr
I played giant jenga with undergrads from many engineering majors. It was no help.
MikadoCat
practice beats theory
My team had a theory then did the exact opposite. Giant Jenga is just difficult because of the increased friction n shit
Demoncptn426
Monopoly is always horrible, was designed to be. And by this logic, who would be best at Settlers? Agriculture or business majors?
Baromian
Nursing majors, 30 mins after passing out the Tick Tacs, Smarties, Good n' Plentys, and Kool aide.
TankEngineer
Sociopaths
ProvidesYouShittyLinks
What settlers are we talking about? The real time strategy games or the board game?
0100100101111010011011000110000101101011
The one guy who ONLY builds houses to deplete the market before anyone else can afford to build any.
bluefacepaint
People always say Monopoly is horrible and destroys friendships, but my friends and I have been playing Monopoly every few months for years.
TheMoonsaults
If you're willing to give up a friend over Monopoly, I'm going to say they weren't that important to you
inboxmeyourkittens
Assholes.
DiabloD3
Psychopaths
Zreen
2 clay for a rock? *trades* Alright, now to upgrade to a city aaaaaand I win. *recent trader flips table*
I have been on both ends of this. This is exactly what Setters is for
ravnicrasol
We had an unspoken rule to never trade with whoever was closest to winning. We called it "Blue shell of hope"
Jagadid
I play with game designers and game-breakers. Trade breaks down late game and 2-4:1 becomes god.
The amazing science is that this won't stand without something on top holding it rigid, like a hand pushing down.
Closer look, aha, the stack is offset to the left, its not straight up and down. Pict is tilted about 10 deg or so, so it doesn't show much
lorek1994
As long as the centre of mass is within the bounds of the base the tower won't fall without an external force. That's why the top is offset.
StephLovik
Funny I've seen people do this without doing what you say is required. It's a matter of back balancing. (notice the tower is leaning)
LetsGetThisOverWith
Oh good lord, I wanna see that last one
vauhtihirmu
From my experience: They already know everyone is fucked up but functional, so nothing really comes from it. Philosophers on the other hand.
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I have a masters in psychology, and I'm a standup comedian. I completely obliterate any competition in CAH against my friends.
I want to play it with my psych patients more than I can put into words. Many have the sickest and most hilarious senses humor.
coasterghost
I've played CAH as a Psych Minor, It's also at times every easy to skew the results.
ydnab
All you need to do to win CAH is to understand who the Card Czar is and their humor. Then you play to that. Not the group mind or your mind
Same w/ Apples to Apples...is all I can play w/ my psych patients. Semi-related, I immediately read CAH as "Command Auditory Hallucinations"
JudgeMentalCat
It's the psych majors & sociology minors you need to watch out for. With a little bit of tequilla, they'll make you rethink life itself.
It's pretty weird when you realize what society is and how we all treat it as this big eternal thing that'll always exist- but they're
insanely prone to collapse. Laws aren't real, and many things don't make sense. It's trippy.
Society is pretty much humans believing things will go as they should. Until they stop believing and everything crumbles.
JacobFoxxx
we're all just intelligent monkeys reacting to the chemicals in our heads.
Bokse
it's the chemicals in your head that allow you to know there's chemicals in your head. do you trust them?
Dannyxrain
Woah.... Have my upvotes, fellow thinker
pizzapowers
Cards against humanity is shit and boring as fuck.
GGCrono
The secrets to being awesome at scrabble are knowing all the legal two-letter words and judicious use of your S tiles.
irritabletom
I guess my film degree is handy for 1/6th of Trivial Pursuit. And literally nothing else.
ThaddeusBlimp
Don't forget Fauna with the zookeepers.
gooferman609
As a person with a psych degree people usually think I need help after they play cards against humanity with me
TheoLu
Just play a game or two of Uno. Problem solved.
Chribbmeister
Uno or dos games of Uno
xspartanx117x
Frickin language majors
JohnnyBgood422
How about playing doctor with a Med student ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BoozeHound001
"I saw you played oedipus complex a few times during the game, so you want to talk about anything?"
cleverusername69
Majoring in any particular field doesn't necessarily make you an expert in said field.
ICollectReactionGifs
poker night with math students make sense because they're more likely able to count cards, and english major = know more words to spell
ImASexyUnicorn
Yeah but if you actually work in the field it gives you relevant experience which can be useful. The degree itself doesn't really matter
TGWeaver
Nope. But it does make the mentioned groups more likely to pipe up about the subject matter.
BKLounge13
Migos pipe it up DAB
moto192834
Hahaha
toomanynotes
Everything is fun with music majors!
dagggg
Wow, I actually understand the physics behind this Jenga tower.
odraencoded
Center of gravity!
GnowledgedGnome
I think you misspelled witch magic.
GnowledgedGnome
I think you misspelled witch magic.
onlyherewhenipoop
You mean how it's balanced at the top? Them crazy physics.
ImASexyUnicorn
I have a BS in psych & work on an acute locked unit. I would love nothing more than to play this w/patients. Blah "inappropriate" blah blah
GhostKid
Have you ever played monopoly with an accountant?
sarahlyzzibeth
my husband and my cousin hate one another. they both majored in business. they played monopoly once. it almost got bloody.
feelsean
A psych major can pin down this level of troll
biscuitsandwaffles
Cones of dunshire with the accountants?
LexWNM
everyone knows law majors are the best at everything because they interpret the game rules in their favour
rubbarz
I feel like the ones who major in psychology are the ones who'd tell you why its good to be vegan.
Rararawr
I played giant jenga with undergrads from many engineering majors. It was no help.
MikadoCat
practice beats theory
Rararawr
My team had a theory then did the exact opposite. Giant Jenga is just difficult because of the increased friction n shit
Demoncptn426
Monopoly is always horrible, was designed to be. And by this logic, who would be best at Settlers? Agriculture or business majors?
Baromian
Nursing majors, 30 mins after passing out the Tick Tacs, Smarties, Good n' Plentys, and Kool aide.
TankEngineer
Sociopaths
ProvidesYouShittyLinks
What settlers are we talking about? The real time strategy games or the board game?
0100100101111010011011000110000101101011
The one guy who ONLY builds houses to deplete the market before anyone else can afford to build any.
bluefacepaint
People always say Monopoly is horrible and destroys friendships, but my friends and I have been playing Monopoly every few months for years.
TheMoonsaults
If you're willing to give up a friend over Monopoly, I'm going to say they weren't that important to you
inboxmeyourkittens
Assholes.
DiabloD3
Psychopaths
Zreen
2 clay for a rock? *trades* Alright, now to upgrade to a city aaaaaand I win. *recent trader flips table*
DiabloD3
I have been on both ends of this. This is exactly what Setters is for
ravnicrasol
We had an unspoken rule to never trade with whoever was closest to winning. We called it "Blue shell of hope"
Jagadid
I play with game designers and game-breakers. Trade breaks down late game and 2-4:1 becomes god.
MikadoCat
The amazing science is that this won't stand without something on top holding it rigid, like a hand pushing down.
MikadoCat
Closer look, aha, the stack is offset to the left, its not straight up and down. Pict is tilted about 10 deg or so, so it doesn't show much
lorek1994
As long as the centre of mass is within the bounds of the base the tower won't fall without an external force. That's why the top is offset.
StephLovik
Funny I've seen people do this without doing what you say is required. It's a matter of back balancing. (notice the tower is leaning)
LetsGetThisOverWith
Oh good lord, I wanna see that last one
vauhtihirmu
From my experience: They already know everyone is fucked up but functional, so nothing really comes from it. Philosophers on the other hand.
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I have a masters in psychology, and I'm a standup comedian. I completely obliterate any competition in CAH against my friends.
ImASexyUnicorn
I want to play it with my psych patients more than I can put into words. Many have the sickest and most hilarious senses humor.
coasterghost
I've played CAH as a Psych Minor, It's also at times every easy to skew the results.
ydnab
All you need to do to win CAH is to understand who the Card Czar is and their humor. Then you play to that. Not the group mind or your mind
ImASexyUnicorn
Same w/ Apples to Apples...is all I can play w/ my psych patients. Semi-related, I immediately read CAH as "Command Auditory Hallucinations"
JudgeMentalCat
It's the psych majors & sociology minors you need to watch out for. With a little bit of tequilla, they'll make you rethink life itself.
JudgeMentalCat
It's pretty weird when you realize what society is and how we all treat it as this big eternal thing that'll always exist- but they're
JudgeMentalCat
insanely prone to collapse. Laws aren't real, and many things don't make sense. It's trippy.
ravnicrasol
Society is pretty much humans believing things will go as they should. Until they stop believing and everything crumbles.
JacobFoxxx
we're all just intelligent monkeys reacting to the chemicals in our heads.
Bokse
it's the chemicals in your head that allow you to know there's chemicals in your head. do you trust them?
Dannyxrain
Woah.... Have my upvotes, fellow thinker