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MostlyDadJokes
Don't let the guy who loves aluminum see this
Munchman347
Ah, but what about Aluminium?...
PADDYPATPAT
ALUMINIUM
Sm9yCg
Aluminium.
minedontstink
FERRIC PRIDE!
goddamnmike
I can't think of anything I give fewer fucks about than metal that isn't Titanium!
DrOsmium
Osmium, mother fucker!
LucidPariah
TUNGSTEN FOR THE WIN!
ElectricDiscoSharks
I wonder where the hatred for aluminum comes from?
Crumpus
Because it's a fucking garbage metal, and iron is so much fucking better than it is that you might as well not even say shit about aluminum
EvilKam
It's 4chan, it's not supposed to make any sense... ever.
Heyarentyouthatguy
Cadmium or GTFO
lickwidghost
Also, fuck titanum, calcum, sodum, potassum, magnesum and especially helum! I do love platinium though.
orbitn
Cobalt. Especially when encasing some plutonium or uranium. Source: Humanity is a terrible plague.
Chyvalri
TiCaNaKMgHe
lickwidghost
In hindsight, i could've added another layer of joke in there somehow
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
Alufuckingminium!!!
PrfctDrk
Walking home today some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about Paladins being the best class. I tried to (1/?)
PrfctDrk
remain calm and explain to him that Warriors were actually the best class but he wouldn't take a hint. Started throwing around (2/?)
PrfctDrk
words like "Rage starved" and I lost it. Punched him right in his Paladin-loving fuck face. I hate Paladins so god damn much. (3/3)
Moosenuggs
Take all the aluminum out of your life and watch your world overheat. I love me a good heat sink
SloMoHippo
GERMANIUM MASTERRACE
RangerOfFortune
Yeah but what about duralumin?
ilovefamilyguybuthatepeter
Im confused
Wahrmler
uhm, titanium is clearly best metal
IceCre4mM4n
Ah, but what about Aluminium?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Titanium or gtfo.
thatwoodguy
Fuck you both. Titanium is best.
midsongnipplerub
You motherfuckers ever even heard of magnesium?
Sm9yCg
Hydrogen is the best metal.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Hydrogen behaves like metal under extremly high pressure, like in the center of big planets or stars
Sm9yCg
It is a metal by definition, no wonder it behaves like one when solid. It just isn't solid anywhere else, though.
AmArschdieRaeuber
No there is a difference between metallic hydrogen and solid hydrogen. Also hydrogen is not an alkali metal (or a metal at all).
henrysnugglemonster
Ummm...hello
Vectorman2
Bro, get that weak shit out of here, aint got nothing on enchanted uru metal
Buck39
Wow, you're pretty adamant.
Kitastrophe
Uh. This guy is crazy. Titanium is clearly the best metal.
AMacGyver
This guy gets it.
WarFunding
Actually, diamond is the best metal.
Sm9yCg
Diamond is not a metal.
DeafMangoes
I learnt recently that 'aluminum' is the original name. It was renamed 'aluminium' in the UK to make it match the others,
dickbuttisacocktail
People who are immune to a minimum of aluminium have aluminiumminimumimmunity
butzlightbeer
Son...Steel...Is...REAL
duffledore
Steel is just iron with a whole bunch of carbs
Buck39
Technically Steel is an alloy.
Sm9yCg
You can put aluminium into steel, too.
butzlightbeer
Technically, I hate you.
allstardelta
Aluminium
CallahansLawRefutesEntropy
"Sir Humphry made a mess of naming this new element, at 1st spelling it alumium (1807) then aluminum, and settling on aluminium in 1812"
GodOfTheBumbleBees
Thank you.
howagaarnfromstrala
Yes
leyleythedoggo
Sometimes
Iknowphotoshop
itsthevoiceman
maybe
Mgiggity
Real question. Why the different spelling/pronunciation? I mean color/colour are still spelled the same.
alticaarden
Because we like to be different
UrsoKronsage
It was changed in Great Britain from aluminum to aluminium later to sound more scientific. Like sodium, potassium, and magnesium.
FinolaWren
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Etymology different endings to fit naming systems it seems, and usage by most popular writers.
Beenster
I watch too much top gear and I'm American I say aluminium
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
I like to tease my american friend by saying titanum, gallum, etc.
ThatOtherTransGirl
That's interesting, because most American English removes letters from British English. Why did we add an "I"? Curious.
Hungering
Lanthanum, platinum, molybdenum, tantalum.
MisterOp
It's because in the early 20th century when American advertisers wanted to sell some brand spankin new "aluminium cans," they found 1/2
MisterOp
that "aluminum" was easier to say, friendlier, and easier to remember. So, all the signs, boxes, and labels said aluminum. 2/3
MisterOp
From there, it caught on. 3/3
IhateWeather
no
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Yes.
TheShogunMustGoOn
Are you calling me a pineapple?
EmilyKla
My British friend laughs at me when I say aluminum and I laugh at her when she says aluminium. We are easily amused.
Brainsplosion
Haha you idiots. It's alumilum.
communicationbreakdown
Australian here. Took me a good 15 years of living before I realised aluminium and "aluminem" were the same thing.
crimsondog
aluminem is eminem's alter ego
JollyGreenAl
Not quite the same aluminum is free-er. https://media.giphy.com/media/pYfEywOAolwnm/giphy.gif
AgentBlackout5
http://bestanimations.com/Flags/Europe/Western/UK/uk-union-jack-flag-waving-animated-gif-17.gif
niakaki
all-countries-except-the-US.jpeg
Kayayayaya
And Canada.
BumblyWumbly
I only posted this so I could link it in a comment. Also fuck aluminum.
Majordissapointment
Titanium is the best metal
Stress707
Yeah fuck the aluminaty
Skeletun
But rust....
BumblyWumbly
Fuck you
rookie23
Your hate of alluwhatsitsface, is ironclad I see. Nothing can steel you away from it?
iwillcallyououtonbs
Such purity in your comment. It's almost stainless. ALmost.
0atmealTears
Fuck iron, asshole!
Whopraysforthedevil
You can upload stuff without making it public
SpaceSphere
Yeah but then some of us wouldnt know it was ok to hate aluminium so much
Lemuffinmannn
Good on you mate
Mr3inches
Iron 2017
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
yeah but, rust
onlyhalfghost
Iron/nickel 2017.
Mr3inches
Details.
BADD0GGIE
Hey...fuck you, guy.