Thebleachedblondenobody
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You asked for it.
Didn't expect so much attention from this in all honesty. There were a few people who wanted photos, so I am delivering. Delivering a couple packages at least.
Gear overview.
Everything I have minus the shoulder rig, wallet and phone(which is always on silent should it go off).
shiny
Cigarette Case(empty) and Zippo lighter passed down from an uncle. He served on the USS Snook, one of the first nuclear submarines, where he got this lighter. The case was my grandfather's.
Shooz
My favorite pair of shoes. Black, to go with grey or black pants.
Necessary.
The polish kit for my shoes.
All tied up
My ties. I love ties. I need more. Anyway, from L to R: black skinny, blue, bolo tie, purple and my wide red.
My favorite part.
My leather jacket. I own several, but this is the one I wear most everyday to school and out 'n about.
Tokyo Marui Airsoft Pistol
Slide locked back, unloaded and made safe. Treat every gun as it's loaded, real or not. Nozzle is visible in the breech to show it's fake.
Missing orange, I know.
Problematic if I were an idiot and pulled it on someone. I'd never do that and would plan on informing any officer that the gun is fake. Still irked about it, but I bought it used minus the tip.
However technically legal where I live since I only bought and use this as a prop for theatrical purposes.
Magazines.
Again, to show they are indeed fake and incapable of holding real ammunition.
Gloves.
Beat-up surplus leather gloves. Warm and strong.
A button down shirt.
Colors vary. Pretty much the only shirts I own, as I get them cheap when I thrift shop.
My only blazer.
A recent purchase, I plan on getting a grey one soon.
Dressing up
Wearing the basic layers.
Handgun again.
No magazine, made safe.
Proof again.
Empty airsoft magazine.
With the jacket.
I love this jacket, one of my best purchases. Cowhide, heavy, and warm.
Aw yiss
My waistcoat which I wear often, and on/off at night.
mugshot
Of course, slicked back hair. Accomplished with Suavecito Pomade.
Finally, rest.
After a nice uneventful walk through the foggy haze of the night, the neighborhood sleeps, and now so can I. I'll be back when the sun leaves.
Cat tax.
Thank you for viewing and hope those who asked were satisfied.
Original Post: http://imgur.com/gallery/lSuvzCN
P.S. I promise I'll get a fedora
StewPedasso
https://bensix.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/tracer-bullet-calvin.jpeg
RerunAway
You don't look like you could handle prison OP, I'd relax on this a little.
EarlLiSquirrel
i would definitely go for thinner ties in general, but other than that, nice get up!
arrowhead507
I usually detest thin ties, but OP looks like the kind of guy for whom they would work.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Thin ties are for thin people. It's all about your frame.
Tebrasaurus
It always feels really intimate to me when someone shows me their favorite things.
Thebleachedblondenobody
There is truth to that statement!
Mcflyvol
...I expected something so much cooler
Thebleachedblondenobody
tbh I agree
PitbullsPublicist
motherfucker you're gonna get shot and killed
Kettles
Why? Unless he is a dumbass and pulls his airsoft gun out on someone. The whole point of concealed carry is other people can't see it.
PitbullsPublicist
Open carry, know your rights. it is your right to carry assault rifles in the middle of the road near a kindergarten. freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheDInYourLife
how the fuck can this shit get to the frontpage
MafiaFace
What the fuck is this shitty fucking post even about. Fuck this shit. And your hair is gay as fuck.
ChaoticEnd
As the sun rises, the gates to our community open. Security once again knock's on my mom's door. They should know I don't rise before noon.
ferndl
That wideknot tie is anachronistic--no one tied a tie like that until 4-5 years ago, and you of all ppl should know the old way lookd better
Thebleachedblondenobody
Not trying to copy the exact clothing, this is just what I have :p
shadowex3
Uh, dude, the whole windsor knot is pretty old.
ferndl
Sure, I've been tying ties like that for 30 years. It's the cut of the tie that makes it look like that, not the knot.
kittenlicks
Everything about this made me feel uncomfortable.
Thebleachedblondenobody
Mission accomplished.
Rodeodoc
With the realistic but fake gun, I'm sure we'll soon be reading of your untimely demise.
AttorneyAtLager
He's white, don't worry he'll be fine.
heyshutupimwatchingdowntonabbey
You'll look even better when you buy clothes that actually fit you and aren't cheap and shitty.
Thebleachedblondenobody
Being 18 and 100 pounds makes filling even small clothes a little tricky. Sorry
heyshutupimwatchingdowntonabbey
YOU SHOULD BE! YOUR GENETICS ARE DUMB! But no, really, you obvs love looking good; tailored shirts and suits are fucking great. Invest!
Thebleachedblondenobody
Thank you; and yes I've had things tailored too :p It's crazy how nice even just tailored pants can be XD
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
Like buying a men's vest. If you notice the buttons, they are on the wrong side.
TohruRokuno
"P.S. I promise I'll get a fedora" -
Robvp
A fedora, not a trillby
TohruRokuno
My roommate has a trillby. And 4 shelves full of anime figurines. The only pussy he sleeps with is my cat.
Robvp
http://media.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/giphy.gif
TohruRokuno
The funny part is that he never wears it. He also owns a fedora, but only for cosplay.
smoothyking
you look like you are about to shoot up a school
zombirdy
I'm glad someone said it
wilybeaman
This might possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
You live a sheltered, sad life.
wilybeaman
Why? This is pathetic.
DestroyerOfEden
This is a classic case of what happens when you're a sheltered privilege child.
Thebleachedblondenobody
At least up until 12 ;p
KnitTurtleKing
Are you single?
Toggit
Asking the important questions.
Gillm09
I feel like we should also ask how old he is
Thebleachedblondenobody
No lol
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Thebleachedblondenobody
XD
RegalMoon
Boo. My life is made of sad. xP
Thebleachedblondenobody
Awh XD
drunz
As a totally heterosexual male, you look suave as fuck. PS i love your hair. No homo.
Thebleachedblondenobody
Thank you sir, I appreciate it!
Summersky
What's wrong with all the homos? I think if you and OP got together, the ladies of Imgur might enjoy it.
DrSpockFromStarWars
I ship it.
drunz
Ladies will definitely enjoy it, but I don't want to get their hopes up so I have to make it clear it is not happening. Sorry to disappoint.
DirtyHoney
She slinked into my office, like a tigress in a Parisian cathouse with legs are far as the eye could see. Bad news dripped off her like rain
corneredpacman
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/05/16 and the ones after it :D
Akinye
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wPQWzdpZXb There you go!
HaniiPuppy
*bandwagons* http://vocaroo.com/i/s1carLxvu0hB ... Does the Scottish accent ruin it a wee bit? ^^;;
ChipMercury
Needs more upvotes
Tomcat27
Suddenly my office smelled of high-end cigarettes and desire. She sat down, pouring herself into my chair, filling the room with intrigue.
DirtyHoney
She was a femme fatal- at least, that was the vibe that she was giving off. Even her voice bombarded me with sweetness and seductive prowess
DirtyHoney
It was nearly 1am, and the city was asleep-or as nearly asleep as any city ever is. The ice in my bourbon clinked softly against the glass
Boomerangrunner
I then proceeded to ask "ay bby u wan sum fuk?"
BabyMamaMina
God dammit.
RequiescatInPace
Intrigue and something else. It's as if some weight came with her, thick and heavy and familiar.
wtfm8UrARiteTwatUnoThatM8
...boobs.
Faeleam
it was her vagina, wasn't it.
Jaywire
I sat in the deafening silence, listening for the answer to a question I didn't even ask. I was simply an observer to my own demise.
BabouTheAnnoyingOcelot
you guys are awesome.
strongrad90
I'm glad you delivered and all but still slightly
Dawnstempest
Plus one for Hercules.
FuckYeahUppercuts
The fedora is strong in this one
Thebleachedblondenobody
Let's play: Can you spot the fedora? :D
HaniiPuppy
Draco?
RaZorwiresc2
Leon?
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
and he's in leather! not leather pants, but...
criggie
Polo!
Thebleachedblondenobody
Nobody has any idea how many goddamn girls ask this even when i wear jeans and my sprite shirt
lordfwahfnah
Give him a break. It's not easy to swim in so many pussies
blackguard89
http://savepic.org/5678870.gif for the both of you!
Jimpster
you should be drowning in pussy
Thebleachedblondenobody
Thank you? XD
Armored0Titan0
On the bright side you could probably have sex with Emma Watson if you gave it a try.
OmgPleaseSendCoffeeASAP
It's an uncanny resemblance āŗ
PikaChunin
What a terrible problem to have. I got called Harry Potter when I was a kid because of my bushy hair and huge glasses.
Thebleachedblondenobody
I never said it was a bad thing. But i feel you. The past four years Ive been called Malfoy, Harry, Snape...and Ron XD
PikaChunin
Ron!? Did you dye your hair or were they just dumb? XD
Thebleachedblondenobody
I've had many different hair styles, at that time the color WAS similar. But Leon Kennedy seems to be the one I got most lol
Brosius
Potter.
Drewscifer
Malfoy what the fuck are you doing? We talked about this in therapy....
dereklarsen
You're like a neckbeard without the neckbeard.
ikindalikeuplay
With Mountain Dew, Doritos and Time, I'm sure he'll get there.
Thebleachedblondenobody
I know all I've got is a mustache. Ill get there, I promise
NormalNorman
I like how you're fucking with people when they are trying to insult you. Keep doin you, guy.
Thebleachedblondenobody
Thank you, take +1
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Thebleachedblondenobody
It barely grows out and the hairs are lighter.
RandomStranger55
You look less like a Noir detective and more like a rookie slimeball cop.
iwantacorgi
I was expecting a trench coat and fedora
ChrisLucas1
And neckbeard.... you can't forget the neckbeard m'lady
AuBoss
Neckbeards wear a trilby.....badass detectives from old school movies wear fedoras.
Thebleachedblondenobody
sigh, someday..
shadowex3
Probably one of the few times that would get upvoted on this website.
RainDog55
I bet he has both
TheGreenFairy
Fantastic, OP. Also, you should wear waistcoats all the time. All men should. *drool*
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
Except it's a women's vest. Buttons are on the opposite side.
arrowhead507
I'm waiting for the day when men's trousers are worn at the natural waist again, so waistcoats actually cover the waistline.
Thebleachedblondenobody
I do wear it pretty often XD
RainDog55
Buy one that fits then
shadowex3
Waistcoats and sleeves rolled up halfway, two things the internet has informed me are instant panty-droppers.
TheGreenFairy
Seriously don't get why that got downvoted, that's gospel truth!
shadowex3
I pissed off some SJWs and they're parked on my gallery profile page using scripts to downvote every post I've made that they can get to.
Melkunie
Please... Iron that shirt...
Matyeuxdeloup
And adjust that tie
LarthanDelaponte
I'd suggest finding some orange tape for the tip. No one sees it unless you (or in this case a cop) pulls it out. Also, DAMN you look young.
whyexactly
The orange tip is kind of pointless since people put them on real guns to make them look fake...
IAmDrBanner
Pretty sure he is white. 80% sure.
AnythingIsBraveIfYoureDildoEnough
Would someone explain the orange tape thing to a dumb Brit? What's to stop someone putting orange tape on a real gun?
IWrestledABearAndWon
Yeah... it's actually against the law (in California) at least for it to not have an orange tip. Just a heads up OP.
suihcta
You can't remove an orange tip, but if it wasn't sold with an orange tip, you don't have to install one.
Laitka
funny how airsoft laws are much more relaxed in Canada than U.S, all high grade airsoft guns from Canada have no orange tip
AnonomousRippedDude
It was my understanding this was because they require you to have clear guns.
Lowdras
Did you read? "However technically legal where I live since I only bought and use this as a prop for theatrical purposes."
Dreissen
Can you explain to me the theatrical purpose he solely uses this gun for?
Lowdras
No,. I don't know him. He's in school, so it could be a prop used in plays in a theatre dept, he could host an improv club, lots of shit.
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kivalo
Living out some fantasy walking down the street at 4am isn't a theatrical purpose.
unagiwarrior
He looks like he has light skin. Not gonna be a problem.
LarthanDelaponte
Read a story from my area - white kid was like 17 or something, was cuffed and on his knees. Shot him anyway. Was a few years ago but still.
DatMormon
Shot him when he was already cuffed? Sounds like an execution.
LarthanDelaponte
One of the only instances of a family actually winning a case against the cops around here... after a few YEARS and harassment by the force.
unagiwarrior
(2) giving him orders to do so. THEN they finally shot him. I just wish they gave everybody the same opportunity.
unagiwarrior
Well sometimes cops are just pure dicks. But this recent story about an old white guy waving a real gun. Gave him time to put down the gun.
eatingketchupchips
also was around kids.
LarthanDelaponte
Story recently about a mentally ill guy with fake gun. 80 or so rounds shot into him. Suicidal guy refuses help and was shot dead.
LarthanDelaponte
Both white.
SmokedtheChair
*crosses fingers* hopefully, as young as me
RockYoWorld
Just a thought, what if someone put orange tape around the tip of a real gun? That would be dangerous. Not arguing with you, just a thought
suihcta
I don't really see why that would be necessary or what it's gonna solve.
TastyTastyScience
Just inform the officer that the gun is fake and act in a non-threatening manner. You'll be alright. Plus, OP is white, so no danger there.
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tonality
I think you might be high.
BitchButcher
I would prefer a real, loaded gun or no gun. Since you holster and cover it and would never pull it - what's the problem?
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
Some of us have an eye to spot that sort of thing, changes our interactions with you drastically
BitchButcher
OK his leather jacket is maybe too tight to hide it well but nevertheless I think you can carry and hide it w/o being noticed.
secretingredients
He's definitely white enough to not have to orange tip a toy gun. Feel free to pull it out at a mall and only get a stern finger wagging.
Thebleachedblondenobody
Good idea, Thanks.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
2/- this kind of setting. Sounds like you're pretending to be conducting on foot surveillance, so you'd want to change outfit to surrounding
eatingketchupchips
also watch veronica mars. only thing related is P.I, but it was pitched as "teen noir" so ya.
Thebleachedblondenobody
I'll check it out, thanks!
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Noir films are generally about private investigators, since no-one else is speaking up, I'd recommend dark, neutral suburban clothing 1/-
Thebleachedblondenobody
I'm not exactly trying to be a carbon copy of a noir character; I enjoy the feeling/vibe/adventure part. But thank you for the info :)
statetheobvious
Then why do you call it noir?
Thebleachedblondenobody
I'm more or less referring to the concept and not the exact dress code. I just dress in what I have and walk and pretend I'm in a movie.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
:) No worries. Are you strayan?
Thebleachedblondenobody
No, 'murican :p
kivalo
Either way, the cop is going to treat it as a real gun until HE/SHE proves it is not. Orange tip means nothing to them. Especially 1/2
kivalo
someone wearing all black walking through the neighborhood at 4 in the morning. 2/2
ButterfaceTaintClown
Or you do exactly what the officer asks you to do which is usually "put the gun on the floor". Don't keep hold of it and try (1
ButterfaceTaintClown
to persuade him. There's nothing more dangerous than a US cop following procedures. Apart from a taxi driver in Calcutta (2
Mikentrigger
Your tie is way too short, the tip of your tie should reach to the middle of your belt buckle when you stand up straight. Try a smaller 1/2
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Jaimeaux
They wore them shorter because they wore their pants higher.
hellafordays
Yup, and it sticks out of the shirt collar because the wide part is too high up. Also, it's not a dress shirt.
C13INTZ
He's wearing a vest, it doesnt really matter if he intends to keep it on
Page13
Thanks for saying it.
iwearabunnysuitthecleanroomkindnottheplayboykind
Tie length changes with fashion. When I was younger it was 2-3 finger above the buckle.
geonerd
Due to the onion tied to your belt pulling it down?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
I actually prefer it just touching the belt buckle
fwipsy
torso. 2/2
ilivebetweendikes
Also, bottom button of your vest (and blazer) should always be undone.
kruttlapp
This.
dinobot
I think it's fine if he wears his tie however he wants. It's his fantasy after all!
putitinthebag
I think the short tie goes with the look her is going for. If you look at older movies you'll see this style.
zutalors
Because they were paired with high waisted pants (the norm 60 years ago)
AtlanticPENUMBRA
And white shirts.
eskamobob1
Yah, a white (or maybe striped) shirt is a must for this IMO
Mcflyvol
Based on how the knot looks I think he just isn't very good at tying a tie
BoeufWellington
Should also unfasten the bottom button of the vest.
CoySwimmingKoi
Or try a skinny tie!
CrabWallet
If he's wearing a vest, he'll want his tie shorter, as your tie should never show beneath your vest. I'd lose the belt if wearing vest btw.
eskamobob1
Best way to do a vest is with suspenders so the belt doesn't force the vest to flare out
PicklesOC13
I know right...... have we not all seen the how to tie a tie pic before?
Beruthiel10
And the fabric. Don't forget about the fabric.
Mikentrigger
knot, a half windsor but leave it loose. It's a good look. It looks like you're going with a full windsor, that's the wrong knot for the 2/3
Mikentrigger
Look you're going for. Also, ditch the leather jacket and get yourself an old duster. You need a good hat. ~Fin~ 3/3
IDidCallYouJiveTurkey
Tie is short because he is wearing a dress vest which you don't want your tie poking out the tip.
jusa
If he's wearing that waistcoat, then the length doesn't have to reach the belt buckle. Otherwise, you're right.
indrabar
I agree, tie is much too short.
eskamobob1
The extra wide short (zoot) tie actualy kind of fits the theme. It just doesn't follow today's standards.
Thebleachedblondenobody
Ive been eyeing some quality trench coats lately, it will happen don't worry XD But again, not trying to exactly replicate anything.
Walkerboh
Looks cool man. I've got a trenchcoat I need to clean up, and patch a tear from the other week.
LeadByBadExample
I'd say you should probably fix yourself up with a nicer shirt. An actual dress shirt would do wonders for the look. Also, other shoes.
Thebleachedblondenobody
If it makes you feel better, I have nicer ones. But there is no pics so they don't exist lol
veritas4
Mikentrigger nailed most of what I was going to say. Also leave the bottom button of the waistcoat undone.
Thebleachedblondenobody
I wasn't aware you did this on waistcoats too. Thank you +1
Ringshadow
If you can afford it, look at Worth&Worth for a fedora. Fantastic brand, lot of history, hat will last forever.
Thebleachedblondenobody
brb looking now
Thebleachedblondenobody
I'm not a big hat person But...these are some damn fine hats. I want.
Graylinfaux
sooooooooooooooooo much cringe
Housemaster
For me it wasn't so much the images, but the descriptions he chose to give the images...
BobbumManInHisBobbumVan
this is some fucking weird shit, and those clothes are terrible
DrSpockFromStarWars
that was my initial thought but - everyone likes to pretend and play...he doesnt do any harm and must have some courage to actually show us
pancreas
fuck yeah. Everyone does stuff that other people would find ridiculous.
DrSpockFromStarWars
something that seems so childish. I love to wear vintage style clothes - now that I think of it, it's the same thing.
tuckamuck
Thank you. This is some of the stupidest crap I've ever seen
StarrryNight
What do you like doing? So we can make fun of it.
nickydlax
Building cars from scratch
StarrryNight
hahaha gaaaaaaaay.
Graylinfaux
having sex with 19yr old redhead females
Nize426
Tbh that's a pretty cringey statement also. You sound like a 12 year old boy
StarrryNight
gayyyyyyyy. Only a redhead will touch you, hahaha. Can only get sex with soul eating gingers haha
Graylinfaux
thats fine with me, i like to cannibalize alot
FuckYourJortsDude
THANK YOU I'm largely surprised that 100% of the comments aren't in agreement. WTF?
cheesymac
But at the same time, who cares? If that's what makes him happy and it doesn't hurt anyone, who gives a fuck? Different type of cosplay.
mycatmademedoit
I scrolled through the comments looking specifically for this.
backtobackpanicattack
Very much this. We're all hiding out in this comment.
RainDog55
The ties *cringe*, The shoes *cringe*, The clothes that don't fit *cringe*, but the narrativeā¦. *CRINGE*
heartinlandslide
The shoes were really what did me in. I've never met a man with those shoes that didn't creep me out.
RainDog55
So I just watched an episode of Criminal Minds and the first shot of the killer was just of his shoes, just like those. Thought of this :)
heartinlandslide
Omfg, that's amazing. :D