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UnfilteredCanadianRudeness
And that is what a reverse birth looks like.
Wiggychiggy
TIG stands for "Tungsten Inert Gas" and MIG is "Metal Inert Gas". Two common forms of metal welding types.
SixMoose
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY (14/631)
notnowthankyou
whats a dickbert
RohBear
Cave exploring can be super dangerous. I had a friend do it once. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.
BroDameron
Never trust someone who only knows this one song by Queen.
lo56300
It shouldn't be a tragedy because they were LGBT, it should be a tragedy because they were people.
Tromg
Ninjaman with sword kill people that shooty shoot,cowboy does his western standoff and ninjaman reflects bullet,! Mark is self explodey mech
Tromg
.. Overwatch and exactly 140 characters
NEALSMO
Yeah, fuck truth and facts!
Entartika
If you look closer you can see it's two decades not a decade.
snarkface
I, too, am horribly allergic to bullets.
KillTimeAndLife
Rain, Snow, or Attacks on American soil we will get you that dildo you ordered from Amazon. -UPS.
Judgejedge
I read this on the toilet at work and just lol'd like a weirdo
fusk
it needs googly eyes.
volumeOne
10
Dinnerplatenipples
"Dad's playin with my nipple" one made me severely uncomfortable... Dear.... God
echo1echo
Just like a smelly fart, if you hang around long enough, people get used to you and soon you will be inside them
IronMaidenCheif
Oh my fucking god!
FungusForge
I remember seeing this one
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
did the attacker wear a purple shirt?
MooMooLazyRiver
Crabs are petty like that, so, yes.
BlueLanternBraxx
She ACTUALLY said she wouldn't even support one of her own children if they weren't religious. What a terribly human being.
kingdacobra
DingleBerryJane
LNI Says Fuck your Aunt. (2.2k)
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
Fun fact: Dreamworks designers actually did in fact design the nightfury species based on black cats. And to do the scene where Hiccup (1/2)
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
first attaches the new tail, they stuck a ball of tape to one of the creator's cats, and studied its reaction. (2/3)
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
sauce: http://www.epicdash.com/19-fun-facts-train-dragon/ (3/3)
FusRoDoodles
"You can have a room with 99 wise men, but put one man who had sex with a goat in the room and nobody will be talking about the wise men."
FusRoDoodles
This is technically my second highest, but quite frankly it should be the top.
StonerCatJay
My second highest is this: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2384998/original.jpg But I feel like my very top should be "Real turtles' dicks are
StonerCatJay
(2) about 1/3 the size of their whole body. Hope April's a size queen."
whoisyourdaddy
LIAR! It was "He took a risk between a timed joke and scaring her off and it paid off. Good for him!"
SHITTYBANANAS
"Soak the logs in wood"
StonerCatJay
My top comment is "SOAK LOGS IN WOODLAND CREATURES." Couldn't have done it without you.
somanywonders987
Oh my God it is you!
Reedthegreat
I remember the day it was said. I chuckled and moved on. Came back and it had blown up I was so disappointed I didn't comment.
DarkNinja2462
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
ForeveraKritik
OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED!
whoisyourdaddy
you mean: "Soak other logs in wood maybe? That way they have to dry out from the fire below before they will catch fire... just a thought"
Plan2001
[Redacted]
comacomacomacomachameleon
Today I learned ghosts prefer anal.
Whty706
Thank you, that was worth finding the post that you commented on
cjpoet
You say "lawn dinosaur" like thats a thing.
kjipg
"Soak the logs in wood" was my favourite until this.
InCaseofMetaBreakGlass
Say the phrase "Sometimes the internet isn't terrible" twice, then kick him in the balls.
THEAWESOMEUSERNAME
Omg I remember this post! The guy was dared by his roommate to do whatever top comment said!
THEAWESOMEUSERNAME
Omg I remember this post! The guy was dared by his roommate to do whatever top comment said!
InCaseofMetaBreakGlass
Fun fact: unless something has supplanted it recently, it was the most upvoted comment in imgur history. Got me to glorious in one comment.
fireretardantcandle
That's impressive! Glad I am helping you milk it for more points
NessunDorma
Piers Morgan is still a cunt
BillyBobThortonHearsaRogerDaltrey
I remember that comment! yay
Alamyst2011
Yes he is
Temptationsmeowmix
Love them wieners
bloatedplutocrat
ClockworkRepairDroid
NinjaSpork
OP said to post your highest rated comment, not universal truths!
sirbenedictjbreen
You don't really need context for this one.
FatForYou
Unless you don't know who he is
JasonWaterfaIIs
I think this tells me everything I need to know about him
Feynmaniac
Then you still don't need context, you just need Google.
FatForYou
Google would give me context...
aginaustin
We don't have moose in Texas.
BottleOfBuckfast
This made me laugh for some reason
MammothJones
I remember reading this! And I don't know why that makes me happy
hodorgoestomordor
As a Canadian, I'm so sorry eh!
Desomega
You can keep them. Moose are terrifying. Humans should've tamed them and made them battle-moose. Damn you, long-dead ancestors!
hodorgoestomordor
should've???? Ever been to Canada? What do you think the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) ride?
Desomega
Giant squirrels, last time i checked.
hodorgoestomordor
Na... those are just the ones in Quebec.