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Oct 29, 2017 1:24 PM
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EliMFrost
sepator27365
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
Well?
Vanwolfster
Dark humor is best humor.
stormtrooper412
me 100%
BroboxylicAcid
There's a lot of people in that car.
Thisiscotty
me....everyday
ManMashine
me in RL
packardcaribien
Dang that is a wide bench seat.
ManMashine
I find it interesting that Ned drives without wearing his glasses :O
khaydarian
EroticZombiePants
What episode was this from?
ManMashine
"Homer Loves Flanders" Episode 16 of Season 5 Here's the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7SQKGHUR5c
EroticZombiePants
Man I can't remember the last time I've seen this episode.
Munchman347
When you know the windows don't work but still ate six gas station tacos...
RussianJudge
wererat2000
...What the fuck, family guy?
RussianJudge
It ruined the conversation, did it not
Arcfluke
Well, you're not wrong
wererat2000
...carry on.
notme222
Group dinner. Friend: "Human bodies don't really process dairy products." Me: "What? You're female. Your body *produces* dairy products."
notme222
Other people look at me like "shut up." Her: "No, that's different though." Me: "... Doesn't taste that different..."
asquiiiiiiisha
It’s sort of different, in the sense that the production of lactase beyond infancy is a relatively new mutation.
ManMashine
Gianttesticlemonster
Boo-urns.
MadMontyMN
Yes?
twigvex
I was saying boo-urns.
JasonThorn
If there is, I'm getting him surgically removed.
KingReptile
My wife now recognises my gleeful pre joke smile and shuts that shit down
euclidranout
I read this a few times before I realized you aren't talking about pre-cumming. The Game Grumps have ruined me.
insoleindependent
Looks like you pre'ed.
ThePsychicZombie
Start doing the face and then say "I love you." so she's conditioned to expect that instead. Then bust out the jokes again.
cazaron
This cannot backfire at all
WR0NGDUCKFACTS
Now you got her where you want her and don’t smile and just let em go now with out warning
wererat2000
Just don't develop a pre smile for your fake pre joke smiles.
bendyknee
Unless you can fake that presmile to throw her off the scent
CloudberryMoose
People have told me my jokes are crap, but my deadpan sell them. No idea how as my pokerface sucks violently.
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
How long did it take? I got a year before she figured it out
kleez
"My wife shits on things I find fun, but at least I get to buy her jewelry and clothes" lol
ireadalotofarticles
You don't understand. Making your wife eye roll you is the absolute best. It is part of the fun. Remember this is your partner not adversary
BeerandCats
Mine just rolls her eyes preemptively and lets it happen, wait, are we talking about jokes or something else? Same reaction regardless
KingReptile
Right in the insecurity feels, awkward smile
Paralellex
I mean, it's a joke either way
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
fucking savage
kleez
Your marriage must suck ass
DeezN00tz
In Germany we have the saying: "Its better to lose a good friend than to miss a punchline."
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DeezN00tz
You know how many germans it takes to change a lightbulb?
Alvamar
As a German... what?
DeezN00tz
Es ist besser einen guten Freund zu verlieren als eine Pointe!
NeonArlecchino
How do you say it in German?
DeezN00tz
Lieber einen guten Freund verlieren als eine Pointe! ;)
SpoonLoeffel
As a German, I would like to know as well, because I have no idea what saying he is talking about.
Ryebread91
What was his joke here?
Lamechops
He put in his Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape to make the trip go more quickly.