Part 8

"Whuddup WHUDDUP, NATURE?!"

Gina was by far the most annoying student on the arboretum field trip.

No matter how many times Marla fell, she would never wear a helmet. She couldn’t risk her off-center bun being flattened.

Jennifer always delighted in her post-hurricane walk through the forest because she, like so many true carnivores, hates trees.

Marissa had begun to feel the twelve shots of vodka she had taken in the mini-van before the high-school football game.

Camilla found peace reading blank books in the park.

Melissa sighed. This was the WORST place to lose her hair extensions!

Priscilla was on the watch for illegals trying to raft in the from the ocean. They didn’t stand a chance.

To her horror, Tiffany had driven to the other abandoned rave warehouse.

When Judy wasn’t blogging about her life, tweeting about her life, and commenting on facebook photos of herself, she liked to pass the time by staring at her own reflection for hours.

She knew of the coming danger, but in her mind, the perfect storm didn’t hold a candle to the perfect American Apparel tunic and No Pants combo.

"Its so beautiful here! Thanks for taking me out tonight, Fred, this is so sweet of yo— Fred..? …. FRED?!?"

Having lice when you’re at the club is the WORST THING EVER

Jenny loved that hedge so much, she eventually had to be forcefully pulled away from it.

Poor, sweet Jenny was always the first to volunteer when her “friends” needed to make another “art project.” She just had a good heart.

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