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ifounditunderthere
.... and you know what that little mouse did? He churned that milk into butter, and climbed out...
HappyJello
TheBearJew3
I highly recommend watching the robot chicken version of this story.
RepublicofTexa
Did it atleast clean your house afterwards?
BradleyNorby
Next it will be asking for about tree fiddy
Goldensaremylife
The damn cat wants a cupcake
PinbotWizard
Don't forget the straw.
Vazhox
Someone does in an alternative ending to the parallel universe of this story..
jaxems
Do you want vampires cause that's how you get vampires.
102others
Ayyyyyyy
ieatpiecesofshiplikeyouforbreakfast
I tried to give a mouse some cheese. It was attached to a mouse trap.
TacoPrime
Beware of giving walnuts
DannyJoe
The rats in the bushes close to where I live are no longer happy with scraps.
BlueTalon
You should have taught it to fish
DigitalWaffle
That book describes why I don't like Democrat based politics perfectly. I feel like the kid and the mouse represents moochers.
chocolet
"Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice....strike three."
howamianadultat26
Give a dog a donut ... diabetes is what you get
tornBetweenWinningAndNotWinning
I'll be damned if I give a pig a pancake
themuttonisniceandlean
Whatever you do, don't give a moose a muffin, either.
whitter86
Imagine giving a cat a cupcake. Friggin nightmare.
FoxKeegan
I have this book sitting on my desk relabeled "Scope Creep & User-Driven Design"
FoxKeegan
By some travesty, none of my co-workers have ever so much as heard of it. Wot a Buncha bastards.
tornBetweenWinningAndNotWinning
This is the best, I may need to steal your idea
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
Well don't dare try giving a moose a muffin! You won't believe the day I had!
howamianadultat26
Beat me to it!
mordrul
Story time!
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Literally story time, it's a book.
thedogismygod
Oh ya well try give a pig a pancake
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
You should've seen this fucking caterpillar i saw once. Ate damn near everything in its path. A lollipop, an apple a whole friggin pie!
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
alsoAzrael
Okay, can someone please clue me in? Wtf are y'all talking about?
StrayItalianGreyhound
It's a kid's book
diarrheaburnz
Childrens book
YouShouldHaveExpectedIt
It's about classic children's book series that follows the theme of "If you give an [Animal] a [Food], he'll ask for more."
alsoAzrael
Is the moral "never give anything to anyone?" What, exactly, was the point?
lukeiamyoursupervisor
We're talking about how sad and lacking your childhood apparently was
alsoAzrael
Apparently. I'm just glad I didn't find out I was being neglected until now.
krustykrabpizzaisthepizzaforyouandme
ocegur
Or maybe not in the USA?
alsoAzrael
Raised in the US, just by parents who honestly wouldn't have liked that book, judging by other people's comments.
aleister94
I think this is referencing a children's anti social benefits propaganda book
alsoAzrael
I'm getting that from the other replies. It sounds kinda pushy and weird though, like it's saying that helping people is bad.
aleister94
that's what the man wants you to think