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Marine vs Golden Retriever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0taqxZ-gLQ
Aug 5, 2017 2:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0taqxZ-gLQ
LlamaLingo
Was she out for a smoke?
mehlec
The Golden was deployed? Sounds like another "Let's eat Grandma" moment.
watisdisidonteven
Yeah.. thats a good doggo if ive ever seen one
vovonov
i love oshie!!
UnknownGeek
A friend has a retired guide dog who looks exactly like this one, she loves people and will sit on them.
RaisingKane
I like how at first Goldie is like naw moms not home she's deployed, we've gone over this Janet. Wait shit that is mom at the dooooor
MistressLyda
After watching the video:
ChewyChewbacca88
I love at the start is face is like "I don't know... IS SHE???"
squashedblossoms
ilikedishere
Oshies world on youtube, lots of cute and fun movies! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKhonL08xCRvBPJsKQmNfrg
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Neat!
Maraak
Damn, I hope she'll be ok. I heard our kids here in Norway can really traumatize those poor Marines with their winter combat techniques.
Maraak
https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/1w6ze3/xpost_from_rbestof_story_of_epic_snowball_war/
Idsertian
Holy damn, that fuckin' reference. Well played, sir/madam.
pjcraxford
XenuPintrestWarrior
Golden retriever AND armed service veterans returning home safely!?!? Please, take my upvote. +1
Nooneuno
That's the way my golden greets me after I go out to get the mail.
firedemoncalcifer
I love how skeptical the pupper looks before realizing that Mom is actually home.
PreciousPotato
My friend's dog greets my the same way each Monday, when he hasn't seen me for a whole weekend. Adorable af:
Captinkurly
Goldens are incredible companions.
crisb
I didn't know Norway needed more democracy
nod23
Hehe, we don't. Norway is actually #1 on the Democracy index :D
LurkerIAmYourFather
It won't stay that way if we let USA get their military grip on our politicians balls.
UltimaN3rd
This is an adorable gif <3 I miss our Miko :(
mindfuldarkness
Welcome home, Ma'am. Glad you made it back. Semper.
CryloRen
Meanwhile my cat had to go stay with someone for two months after a bad break up until I could move somewhere I could have her and when
CryloRen
I got her back she was mad at me and ignored me for a week. (My friend's son was allergic to cats and no other friend had a spare room for
CryloRen
rent and no one was willing/able to watch her other than a woman who actually fosters deployed soldiers' dogs).
toadonacouch
Hope you are ok! (bad break up sounds.... bad) And please do not feel quilty bc of your cat, you did the best you can. Even cats forgive) :)
CryloRen
Haha well that was almost two years ago and I'm in a wonderful relationship now and my cat loves me. Was just funny compared to the dog.
MegaGayzer
My mom's dog hardcore ignored her for weeks after she went in to have me. Dad became the new mom for a while there.
toadonacouch
I am glad to read that!
tankboy
300 Marines were deployed to Norway on January 16th 2017. Just to piss off the Russians, apparently. Welcome Home.
NemoElcon
It could've been deployed worse places... Like Denmark! Just flat and no threat to anyone...
FsImgur
Yeah, I bet those 300 of em really drove the Ruskies nuts. First came the water balloons, then the whipped cream pies on the catapult.
SkypeOfCthulhu
And to the surprise of nobody, there was SO much equipment that couldn't stand the temperature.
tataarujin
Be glad that you don't have any REAL war against us.
Sockinatoaster
Who's us?
sponlapp
Hope its not norway if someone takes him on his word...
Imgurvirgin69
Wrong sir. We've been training there for many years. It's cold weather/mountain training.
tankboy
First time since WW II. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-norway-usa-military-idUSKBN1501CD
Mockingbirb
Oh, you don't have that in the U.S., I see.
ihopethisusernameisfreetograb
They are not usually stationed here. Training, sure. But now there is a constant american military presence
LCPLunderground
It's true
JustCallMeTheMuffinMan
Why Norway? Canada is right next to them and also has cold mountains. Are you sure they aren't trying to piss off Russia?
nod23
Because NATO's Arctic warfare school is in Norway.
LurkerIAmYourFather
To piss of Russia
notBobMarley
luckily the winter was warm, i'm not sure they would survive a real winter (ps. global warming is a bitch (a real one))
Jesusqueef
Her face in the beginning when she's processing what he's saying is precious. You can see her thought process and it makes my heart melt.
classicgrinder
"are you shittin me? Moma is home? MOMA IS HOME?!"
yeekee
"Is momma home?" ........ IS momma home??! Ho-ly SHIT!!
NightHawkDiner
Ummm she's a he... So...
Jesusqueef
Janusha
Fun fact. About 330 Marines on a rotation in Norway where they are trained for cold-weather operations.
Uberdude100
These never get old. Happy doggos are the best
llGreenll
How do they identify you, is it by sight sound or smell?
the1omnipotent
They learn your smell first, sound second, and sight last. The better they know you, the easier they can recognize you by all three.
the1omnipotent
It's why you should always offer a palm to a dog you don't know really well. They may not recognize you until they get an identifying sniff.
Muad
Yeah. Or taste, as you can see.
Ryukaa
all of it essentially
dojan5
Yes.
padinfinitep
She was fighting all those Scandinavian heavy metal bands. Varg Vikernes has his own Bin Laden cave and everything.
sutats
Someone has to protect A-ha
v3rmilion
What, you mean prison?
Anklehurthumpthesink
No just getting used to the cold for when we invade North Korea
SteamPunkDevil
Don't give him ideas
livinsousvideloca
Marines also serve as force protection at all embassy camps. We have marines in literally every diplomatic country.
Mockingbirb
Well, Norway has oil, so....
CardboardPizzas
They're vikings, you don't mess with fucking vikings.
HisDudness
We all know no one would invade Norway as the demons of Iceland will pour from the volcano to defend any Scandinavian country.
TheOneTrueOpinion
svelertak is really good, except the vocals
Janusha
Except Varg Vikernes is a farmer in France now.
ohdued
https://ii.yuki.la/c/ef/eb82fa552f763d24779e2dd76d52e140fc0a3b5a382eccec8d3a183a519c1efc.jpg
Janusha
I know this because I met a woman a week ago who was in that environment back then. Spent time in prison for burning churches and shit.
ohdued
I remember the police raiding his farm because something he posted online. Neihgbours didn't know who he actually was. Just a happy farmer.
Janusha
Exactly that. I havent heard anything since. And.... Im fine with that.
sundaymondayhippyday
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Varg was a black metal musician who went to jail for murder and is extremely neo Nazi who forsake his music to be a farmer. In a nutshell.
GlassCannon570
SEND IN EVERYONE!!!!!!
cloutmill
Neo nazi? He's never said anything spesifically about jews iirc
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Oh yes he has, according to several interviews. There a lot of corroboating sources attached to his wiki page
RabidDingo
Party cannon probably didn't put up much of a fight.
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kambojah
it is if you listen in HD, turn back to 144p for the real experience
v3rmilion
Or how I learned to hate traditional black metal. We get it, shitty recordings are brutal and underground. They're also terrible so
Muad
Doesn't that psycho live in France though?
NEEDZMOAR
Id laugh at his hypocrisy ( you know severe case of nationalism / moving countries) if it wasnt so scary.
evasiouxsie
Yes he does. With his wife and their 4 kids.
padinfinitep
That's what he wants you to think.
lordflasheart
yup, the proud quisling-loving varg is now a french farmer by the name of louis cachet who shills his d&d ripoff on youtube
SeamoarButts
Yeah it's called Myfarog
BDBones
WAIT WHAT. Okay I'm not sure if there are references here or something but WHAT???
ElbowdeepinElmo
No idea if that's true. Just know he's got a lot of racist rambling and bragging about killing that one fucker in his youtube videos.
lordflasheart
he lives in france on a farm with his french wife, he changed his legal name, and all he seems to do is make youtube videos. no joke
crimsonstriker15
It's actually Scandinavian kids: ( http://reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/1w0sav/6th_grade_girl_bullies_get_destroyed/cexnfsr)
ParksAnnRec
Damn, thund3r the feels so early
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Mormonator
AggresiveSquinter
What movie is this?
1rakl1
I am legend
AggresiveSquinter
Thanks
CometLaHal
prepare for the feels train and only watch the alternate ending AFTER the original
mercifulwombat
The good ending is not the theatrical ending.
Orion1453
Ooooh that gif... no.
Butane9000
WhatDoesntKillYou
How did she get so tan in Norway?
GlazedHamRiot
She was black
kazex
Question: Does black people tan?
Zixtank
As a Norwegian, we had amazing sun this year. Almost tropical. Swear I woke up and the sun literally knocked on my window.
ProxyPlayerHD
cos she can
Cereaza
By her ancestors jumping the wall. #MAGA /s
swedishmetalhead
The sun never sets in summer...
KukuBRE
She was black when she left for Norway..
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryWankers
Oh you
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
When I was in Finland, I swear the (few) black people I saw were a shade of grey
FckfacevonClownstick
As a Norwegian I am surprisingly NOT offended by this
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryWankers
Ikke jeg heller ass
tinyfootprints
Plot twist: She's African.
TheShitPostinatorInator
/a/EwOt7
Radcliffelookalike
I can't tell if this is a joke or an actual question. She looks like a light skinned person of Indian descent to me.
M4X1N10S
Hispanic
Alexagon
It's possible to get a tan in Norway in the summer. Unless you're in Bergen. In that case, you'll just come home soaking wet.
NorwegianGlaswegian
Eminently so in eastern Norway. When I visit Oslo in the summer, some can tell I've just come from abroad due to being stupidly pale.
derekjohn
And 3" shorter, because you shrink in the wash.
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryWankers
Sa brura
Efreeti
"Nei, det legg ikkje eg meg oppi" som sa kjerringa til kallen; han hadde drete i sengo.
Skibearbumm
Breeding can be done in any country.
Diddyu
She's a golden retriever, they're naturally that color.
Bman1988
lol.
TortillaThaHun
Ah, the ol' switcheroo.
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PolishSpaceProgram
Hold my- hang on a second...
Chuk750
Mockingbirb
*sigh* +1
VectorCross
Rekt
digitalist1
Retrieve her? I hardly know her!
digitalist1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaahahahahahahahahahahaha.... aha... aha............ i have depression
PhaserRave
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/top_that_arrested_development.gif
TwistMyNipples
Genetics
luxemonster
The sun reflects off the Norwegians.
FredMg
Maybe she is born with it....
Daddygeek84
Maybe it's the Marines.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
I don't think she's white
WingsKC
They do have the sun in Norway. Lol
inkompetent
How does that count when it's always behind clouds?
ManagerOfScrantonBranch
Its been 84 years..
Corpsehorser
Live there, can't confirm. . .
johnern89
I live in Norway, could you tell me where it is?
pontiacgirl75
So you're Norwegian? if yes, could you tell me if the names Kjell and Pietra are usual names for kids? and if the name Sjoen is usual too
johnern89
Kjell is a common name, but not for kids these days. Petra is a name, never heard of anyone named Pietra. Sjoen is a surname not a firstname
pontiacgirl75
Ah thanks, much appreciated!
FastSquirt
Yeah, had a great couple of days. Bergen <3
PowerRangeneer
Do we? I can't see it...
coolerguy
Yeah, i think there was summer a couple days ago, but I missed it as I was in the bathroom at the time...
mediocrejoker
This has been the worst summer I can recall. July: coldest in 20 years, June and July, wettest in 25 years. Piece of shit weather.
Zangrieff
We do? That's news to me
Levitator
*Looking out* yeah right
notBobMarley
her og
Draxedz
*looking out in Sweden* Sun they said... Yeah hmpfff
fnurglbhurg
It's up there... I've been told.
Draxedz
I've been praying to Frej for a year or so now... Felt like we had more sun durin the winter...
FutanariSafari
Rains atm
Hiddencloud
Thats an interesting name you got there
FutanariSafari
named after my favorite past time activity
TheMadRabbit
My dogs act the same way if I've been outside for 5 minutes or 5 hours.
sweetnaivety
now try 5 months and see what the difference is
Space2place
1.I've always wondered how dogs "feel" when someone they have strong affection for is gone like if they feel bad despite seeming happy. My
Space2place
2.bro had to leave his dog w/ me for so long & he/I became so close but when he came for a visit, he was ecstatic, whimpering, peeing etc..
illuminerdy
I've been away from my dog for a year now, I was his best friend so I hope he remembers me when I come back :)
Space2place
With the sound of your voice, your scent, I'm sure you'll get lots of tail wiggles, squeals, maybe some floor-wetting xD
Qumefox
Was going to say, my parent's dog does this too even if you just walk out and come back in.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
How do you get all the way to Norway in 5 minutes? Are you Swedish?
Pegussu
No, he's Norwegian.
HungryPumpkn
Living in Sweden.
tittybartender
Ditto. If I take the trash to the dumpster, my goldie goes ape shit when I get back. It takes like 3 minutes.
celestedrake
Both my dog and one of my friends' dogs act like that. Now the cats show differences, and two do act like this when they have not seen me(1)
celestedrake
in too long. My friend's cat actually bolted at me today and sat in my lap the entire time I was visiting because I missed seeing her last(2
celestedrake
week. And his other less sociable cat also was particularly friendly after missing me. Though 2/3 of my cats don't care, my last was also(3)
celestedrake
excited to see me and asked for cuddles (though not quite as enthusiastically because that's her personality). (4)