It's like customer service, but worse

I'm an overnight security officer at a mostly rural area casino, after working there a couple months I've already got a few stories to tell, I have other stories to tell as well but these are the ones that don't require paragraphs of explanation or disclose too much sensitive information

Our property is required by company policy and state law to not allow anyone intoxicated to enter the casino floor, as you might imagine this news rarely goes over well, especially if the person was just on the game floor, this particular instance the gentleman was nice, humorous, and understanding while my supervisor cashed in his chips for him, 5/7 would deny again

Our Casino is a stone throws from the river, and somewhere in that stones throw is tent city, and a few of the homeless come in to gamble (free soft drinks, comfy seats, and the chance to be social with non homeless people, I don't blame them) but sometimes they tend to overstay their welcome

(PSA is janitorial staff basically) After finding the baggie Surveillance looked back to find it dropped by a not-white woman as she got out of her taxi, and was still at a slot machine. Security and Police both confronted her which is when she tried to claim she was being singled out for her race despite security footage, she got a court summons

Dealers don't make commissions on your losses, but they do make tips, so they wanna be your friend, hoping if they save you a few bucks it'll come back towards them in tips.

State I'm in requires all alcohol to be cut off and removed from the game floor at 1am, if we get the chance we'll give warnings so people can finish the drink without chugging it, but often those people are too engrossed in the game to take the warning, and will still be a pain about it. Don't blame me, blame your local legislators

Casino is just down the street from an outside concert area and the country singers have a tendency to come in and game, at which point the switch is flipped and they're encouraged to drink heavy and gamble with high stakes, last time this happened the casino made $10,000 on the one celeb. I hate this practice in the casino but I'm not in a position to do anything about it.

Pic says it all, we watch like hawks because we can be liable if you get in an accident.... also people like to urinate in the parking garage after getting denied #FightThePower

And the best for last

This didn't happen on my shift, but it was all we could talk about once we heard about it. the Security Supervisor on duty, who is a former army ranger, current MMA fighter and french bad ass, gets called over because a patron at the Craps table was giving off a foul odor, when he walked over the guy had his hand shoved down into his ass crack, covering his hand in the shit he had just dropped in his shorts, the guy had poop on his hands and face. Probably off his meds, he was escorted to his hotel room immediately, and on the way up gave the supervisor a pat on the back..... you could say that supervisor was having a shitty night. His chips had to be put in alcohol, as did the bio hazard dice he had rolled, the Craps table was closed for almost an hour to disinfect it. The rest of the night was filled with poop puns and bad word play, good times.

EDIT: Thank you everyone, this is my best post in my 2+ years of imgur, glad my new job is worth it