You kids just don't even know

Jul 26, 2019 12:00 AM

warmyourbeans

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Does anyone remember that game Connections? I think that’s what it was called. I loved that game. There was one part that was super hard.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back when only certain things were truth.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I kind of agree, nowadays I feel spending more time on desk research and verifying information sources than actually buying/learning stuff

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. I haven't thought about this in maybe 15 years

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Right? Same here, though the second I saw the picture I recognized it instantly, even after all these years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a tank picture that i printed on our dot matrix printer and i loved it so much. i don't know what tank it was. looked gnarly.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and it sounded amazing while it printed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I asked this kid at work if he knew what a floppy disk was, he didn't.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The save icon?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, kids, it was like internet on a CD ... but with significantly least the kittens and trolls.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Just as much porn, though

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The intro speech to this CD-ROM is the best. Especially the end. Here you go. https://youtu.be/0fRX4R6MY4A

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was amazing that you could look up so many different subjects and be treated to a 10fps, 240p video about many of them!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes. Encarta. Got it with our Viao back in December ‘95.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. Fucking. Loved. Encarta.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Want an ISO? https://archive.org/details/encarta95

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

World Book was far superior

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Specifically got a SoundBlaster (ISA, manual IRQ!!! ha!!) so the family could really experience it. Only had PC speaker before that...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I not only remember it, I remember loving it. School library computers had Internet Explorer locked out to students, but this bypassed that.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some of the stuff on the disc would open IE to show HTML files on the disc, and with that, I could go online without teacher permission. >:D

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When half your class had the exact same info on whatever subject paper.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I still got my original copy that I got with my first PC. Oh the good times!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still have Encarta 97 on my win 98 machine.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man, sooooo many memories

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That $89 included the main program and then about 15 other CD's with assorted trials and demos. Almost certainly an AOL one.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Aol disks were used in my computer class in highschool as drink coasters.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could get an AOL disc at the checkout in the grocery store once upon a time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1995 Microsoft Home CD Sampler https://archive.org/details/mshome_201711

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking loved shareware cds. That's how I got into Descent.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best I ever got was one with a shitload of RPGs including the full version of Betrayal at Krondor and a couple others. Circa 1996.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would get so turned around in that game. I sprained my neck flopping my head back and forth trying to look "right side up"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: there is no right side up

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHERE IS DESCENT 4!!????!?? Ahhhhahahahhhbbshhakbkjskjhhahahhh *cries self to sleep

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait till vr gets more popular. They said they'd love to make another game.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone play Cyberia?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When times were innocent and playful.

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

Nah man, I still looked in there for titties

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before we all gaped into the demon pit that is... goatse.cx

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew what you were going to say before I even read that you typed goatse.. I knew by the time I read "we all gaped"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nowadays gaping is a popular porn search term.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is where borderline plagiarism became. Part of my early school life .. and by borderline I mean plagiarism

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember trying desperately to figure out what song played when you clicked on one of the tabs. It's Rondo A La Turk, by Mozart.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alla Turca... Blue Rondo A La Turk is Brubeck D:

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh God hnnng the nostalgia

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was my internet

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These made learning a blast, I'd spend all day reading about shirt I wouldn't otherwise care about

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You didn't know what load time mean until you popped that disk on

7 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

Try Loading Corel on an Apple II-GS

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! Morgan Freeman looks so young in that pic.

7 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 4

It is Samuel L. Jackson. He made a movie with a jellyfish

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's funny because all black people look alike! I get it! It's not racist at all!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

you do realize tons of people on this site thought billy from stranger things was zach effron, right?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’ve never noticed anything like that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

what an odd way to say that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You’ve been Mandela Affected, I see.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

You've been trolled son!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think you all mean, Nelson Mandela looks like Morgan Freeman :v

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That looks like Nelson Mandela

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

now if the lot of y's could kindly go give Wikipedia the three bucks they deserve? Come on, you know you've had more than three buck's-worth

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I sent them $20.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey thanks, because I only sent them $NZ5 and that was years ago, but since then I'm pretty sure I've hit their site twice or more daily

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I spent so many hours on Mind Maze.

7 years ago | Likes 497 Dislikes 3

That's what that was called! Thank you random internet dude/dudette.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That felt like an adventure to my younger self

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's amazing there isnt more stuff out there like this now. History people need to team up with tech people

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh God, that Jester bastard!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So, so many. Mind Maze and Myst consumed my childhood.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Riven was so good too. Some of those puzzles I would have never figured out without looking at up the solution in Encarta.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Where were you with this information when I was a child?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

YES!!! I can hear the trivia noise in my head right now...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow I have been trying to remember this for years. Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dunno man. When the nostalgia hit and people made free, web based emulators for old 90s games, I thought someone for sure would have 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 made a copy of Mind Maze, as well. Could never find one, though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That game is the best!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That space/observatory "game" too!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Myst?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v I was there...the dark ages

7 years ago | Likes 407 Dislikes 0

you had a gui... faaaaaancy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kinda miss these days, everything was so much simpler.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There were much fewer dumb people online in those days. You didn't have to deal with antivaxxors and flatearthers and climate deniers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stolen

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids today haven’t walked in the darkness like we did.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phone line is busy, I’ll call back later. Maybe they are on the internet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calling Earth, please wait

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha the internet was the dark ages? You sweet summer child

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back then, internet access was a PRIVILEGE! Today is so ‚Omg why cant I stream on 8 devices simultaniously, gotta hatepost in insertbull...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...shit socialmedia platform here...‘ DAMNIT!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The before time. The Long Long Ago.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That was the gold age of the internet, the Wild West etc. Now it’s the dark ages

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Enk chhhhhhhhhhh doot kckckckckckkckckkc dooooooooo

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ni!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A SHRUBBERY!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

......ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you still hear the sound?

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EEE ER EEE ER EEE KSHHHHHHH

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRhyobkhyobkhyobkhSHAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Those are also sex noises.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accurate but doi it really slow.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0