Mikefreakinhart
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Practice safe sex this Valentine's Day
FP EDIT: Thanks for the upvotes! If you need a good chuckle, here is me trolling a scammer https://youtu.be/u55zw61q5tg
Feb 11, 2018 4:41 AM
Mikefreakinhart
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FP EDIT: Thanks for the upvotes! If you need a good chuckle, here is me trolling a scammer https://youtu.be/u55zw61q5tg
notsohasty
Loved the video dude lol
amolmane1978am6
Nuce
AustinTracht
Make me? Please
Phoenixwas
Dont worry about me, righty is STD free
Spearka
Come on, nobody here is actually going to do it on VD so this PSA is completely moot
Manatee4me2000
Namotatop
Op just sent me on a quest to practice sex on Valentines day. If I disappoint you OP, please let my mother know I am a failure.
RydWolf
"Like playing Scrabble with a cheater, I was going to have to watch my Ps and Qs."
iqedrek
I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader
iqedrek
.....I mean.......at the time I was dating a lot.
KingCornish
russbusmcguss
Or just do this...
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
Raedrin
I sell more condoms on prom night than valentines day.
StickyCheese
That's why I always use a condom. Except sometimes, my hand loses blood circulation. I might be using them wrong.
railgrinder
When I saw this scene as a child, I thought that condoms were full body suits until sex-ed in high school.
RelaxYourself
Priscilla Presley was one piece of ace!
Camoose
Imagine the squeaking
cpnbeeb
Latex doesn't squeak nearly as much as people here think it does.
yomancs
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
What is this "sex" you speak of? The word sounds strangely familiar.
Asadsadsadclown
What movie was it where the b-plot was a side character trying get a porn made where the actors put on more cloths as the dry hump?
JelloPutinPops
I practice abstinence. My wife is gonna be pissed.
moon35man2000
jackdic
Never thought his movies were funny as a kid, still don’t.
RedRiderCarbineAction200ShotRangeModelAirRifle
Don’t tell me how to jerk off. I do fine on my own.
REVENGE488
xMrALX
malbec
Curii
That made me laugh, thank you.
amolmane1978am6
☺
Darthtador
That's actually not a bad idea.. lol
Maanee
It's not legally sound. Still a funny joke.
dokboswijk
What's this movie called?
TKRBrownstone
The Naked Gun
dokboswijk
Cheers
Oscar074
Consider the following: don't practice safe sex, practice no sex, get a pet, die alone, allow pet to eat your face. Take naps in between.
eastbayrae
I’m nearly there
AnotherAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
You never die alone. I can assure you that somewhere, someone is dying at any given time.
Pencildispencer
GozerDerZerstorer
There are worse things than being alone.
AnotherHeartwarmingPostByAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Cats ate her face.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
mjarbar
DasPenetrator
Anyone who has sex all the time knows raw is best like me. I get plenty of se...ah who am I kidding. I'm gonna be on free Pornhub premium
darkninja2992
How is their selection of weird kink stuff?
iamayellowteapot
I’m actually so excited
Heythatsprettyneat
Same
BamWizzlegig
Is premium worth it? Or just when it's free
MegaDeuce
But you're not wrong, raw feels much better.
Zobaken
I'll be playing "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" (it comes out on V-Day), but still - high-five, brother.
Freakingdoomguy
Hell yeah, be warned apparently a 23 gig patch on ps4 not sure about others though
Liquidxhuman
Married life has it's perks. No condoms is definitely one of them. My wife gets more creampies than a clown bakery
Bimgler
TMI
Kregular365
WhyArentYouAtYourPost
MexicanTacoGuy
Amen to that brother she sure does
DasPenetrator
nominaltoactual2
Yea she told me the exact thing.
shmekie
Did I use a cheat code or something? My gf has an iud so we don't use protection and aren't even married! It's the tits
McTerminator
That one of them terrorist explosive devises
shmekie
Monsfield