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Jul 11, 2017 2:23 AM
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UrbzGaming
If i ever had to go, i just went home sick
samurailobster
Bonus of working in a nursing home, go to the residents room who can't use the bathroom ????
JohnnieTheShrubber
I work in a college with 200+ Chinese nationals. They're all great people, but my goodness do the shitters ever get fucked.
SatanBakes
Fucking assholes I work with will piss in a sit-down toilet without putting the seat up first. What the Christ
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Made a pit stop at a public park Saturday and some kid (I assume) or an asshole (definitely) filled the bowl with paper towels. Bastards.
iamspartan1262
My reaction to the plot arch with Erin and Andy
BottlCakeCat
MRW When i walk to IKEA womens bathroom as a cleaner
NateintheNorth
Are there also peanuts on the floor?
Hi6868
Infantry guys just destroy toilets
kfigs
Omfg. I still have nightmares about the Port-o-John outside the "PX" when Balad first stood up.
pugofstardock
Thank God we are a small group at work. The fear of being blamed let's everyone keep it clean.
wheresmymoneydenny
Seriously who does shit like that
SteerpikeSteerpike
Where would you rather see it?
kissmyash
Safeway
extorn
Shitgate.
lloyd2287
emscookie
SenorBulbasaur
At least there aren't any peanut shells on your bus
itsthehair
Used to work at a grocery store. Didnt have to clean the bathrooms but I saw shit on seats every day...
jmega
I've seen period stains before. Just as bad.
kissmyassets
Ait least you can aim with poop. Right down. Blood goes where it damn well pleases. Jeans, favorite undies, the seat, bfs face. Demanding.
aesopcity
I worked one place where these Asian women would throw their used toilet paper in the trash instead of flushing it....
barbosmuist
I could take a crap on the floor of your bathroom next to a clean functional toilet. How would that make you feel?
TrippleTEA
Every.Freakin.Day.
TelliotToillet
YES. I do the daily hunt for a usable stall - usually takes me through 3 different floors at my office.
TheTallDutchDude
The old "out of order" sign trick serves me well.
imadvdcommentary
You see, I like dogs but I can never have one in the house. Oh, I also don't have kids. This would drive me crazy.
CreepyPhlox
I walked into a stall at work and there was diarrhea blow out all over the wall, floor, and toilet.
AliasPR
CreepyPhlox
Basically.
hugeroner
PhoenixMelee
Theamazingpop
I teach fourth grade. I sometimes hold it all day bc I can't get to the faculty bathroom. The student bathrooms are the things of nightmares
SlayTheMuff
There's no way that job is worth it
Theamazingpop
It is rewarding and incredibly frustrating at the same time.
StonesOnTheHill
Back in my high school, we had a guy with a well deserved nickname which translates to: "*name* poops to the side". This was not because(1/2
barbosmuist
Being a teenager was never too easy but it's unforgettable.
StonesOnTheHill
He had once pooped on the floor, but because he shat in a screw-off glass light fixture, screwed it back up, and left the light on. (2/2)
dialysisinflictor
Just wait until you have the combination of kids who don't flush after taking a crap and a dog that drinks out of the toilet.
ancalime
Saving you money on both dog food and water bill.
KirschPunkt
But at least it's you own toilet, I guess...?
orbitsteve
If you are a parent then wtf is wrong with you, if you're not the parent then get the fuck out of there
Mintyfreshness
yeahscience
thepoiboi
And the dog likes to give kisses on your face
DafoeorDafriend
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
And then dog comes and licks your face
Tamzzzzzz
My sister had a habit of never flushing and our dog was was a notorious toilet water fan...sad thing is my sister was a teen
Seawolff81
http://imgur.com/x4yakvx
SheDevilinaSnuggie
ABrokenThing
You shut up
hugeroner
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
"ALL CLEAN. HAPPY TO SERVE YOU HUMAN" - Robotoilet
waltjrimmer
What fresh hell is this?
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Fresh hell.
SleeperXib
I too visited an airport in Chicago once.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
HOLY SHIT.
PommedeTerreur
It's like one of those cake frosting machines, except shittier.
ownerofafloof
Oh God. That really upsets me. Please no.