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I'm so excited and nervous I can barely type this out. My agent just told me that tomorrow morning I'll be auditioning for one of my cultural icons.
Wish me luck and broken legs...
And if it's actually good luck, you can actually break my legs.
itsthevoiceman
Break a leg, fellow thespian (who's probably a way better thespian than I am, but I'm working on it).
gater04
Spoken like someone who's never had broken legs! Good luck OP
VolunteerForSnuSnu
C'mon @OP, we need more details!
BananaForScaIe
I'm friends with him on FB really decent guy. Toronto based. I'm not sure he can (or, knowing actors superstitions, would) share.
DoughnutJimmy
May the omens be good
Metalgearslade
Keep your performance Low Key and with the Anti-Christs own luck you'll nail it, Nancy Boy.
SaintInky
Good leg @OP Break a luck!
derailedtrainofthought
Awesome moment when I saw this post. SO looking over my shoulder asks 'Who?' Point to my American Gods t-shirt I am wearing. Such win.
Thefluffernutter
The sheer amount of jealousy I feel makes me very uncomfortable.
randomstringofletters
Spirit fingers for you! I shall join you in your high pitched squeal! *pillow fight ensues*
Pieala
UPDATE!! Wishing you 23 broken legs and lots of luck!
Ivebeentothefrontpage
Reading one of his books right now! Imgur started distracting me actually. Boo is now face down in me lap. :D
bagodonuts602
Idk anything about you... but you got this!
natgelina
Oh my gosh!!! How exciting! Congratulations! Break a leg!
gldstr
HA! GAIIIII!
firepower11
HOLY SHIT WHAT OMG I met him at a book signing a couple years ago, really cool guy.
TheOneTrueGosh
*flails excitedly*
echoingwhisper
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Give him a vile of sand and wink at him. Also, say nothing. You'll be a shoo-in.
oogachaaka
Good luck, OP! Love Gaiman.
thereoncewasagirlfromstalbans
Conquer it, OP, like it was the land of dreams and you were MORPHEUS
JeffGodofBiscuits
Maybe you get to be a sacrifice!
papagears
Thus years harvest will be bountiful
xemian
Give me your adress and ill even break the legs of your table m8. Line the fuck up ill fight you and your furniture
SSCookieMonster
Crush that audition!!
urrrrrdent
So. Freaking. Jealous.
vladimirpurrtin
Break all of the legs!
Saffron89
May Mr Wednesday bring you luck!
usercide
It was Dave McKean's cover that got my attention, but I've adored Gaiman since The Sandman. His writing made me feel less alone and weird.
spookytwigg
Gaiman and McKean together is always magical.
AzKlr
Be good shadow
AzKlr
And don't give away the wrong coin, dumbass
BlueLanternBraxx
Plot twist, audition is for a Kneel Gay Man. Production for questionable website.
Highwired
minimallism
Brazzers
vereneth
Took me a while...
PandaBearSoup
How?
wegetityoubake
ekzeko
American gods?
mataleao87
Boner achieved
spookytwigg
We already have trailers and stuff for American gods. I assume most of it must already be filmed.
itsthevoiceman
Filming takes a long time and replacements happen. Also, minor characters still require auditions.
sassynpretentious
That would be my guess.
avidatheist
Unless some other license of Gaiman's has been bought without any news then it can only be that.
spookytwigg
There's Sandman, that keeps being on the edge of getting started.
pugglesworth
it's gotta be right?!
ekzeko
Let's just say his silence speaks volume.
Dramin
That and it's the most recent Gaiman IP that got a serialization